A Thanksgiving Prayer Exclusively for IPC Members!
Dear Satan:
Our Evil Father down in Hell, we love thee & send thee kisses & loves!
We here by shall write this Thanksgiving Satanic Prayer.
Before we start the sermon, lets say a prayer, just a little pick-a-loo! Shall we?
Ya Allah, Qura'n-e Karim (Pronounce very Qaliz) teaches us:
"Bang O men Allah-a va fat-hon Qarib!"
Means:
Bang them by the will of Allah & Conquer them in the most peculiar Ways!
from,
(Quran, Ayat ol Tonban, Sourat al Haziyan, fel Tokhm al babam!)
La Elaha ela Allah!
Here we go,
Ya Umma' al IPC,
Primarily,
on this Thanksgiving Day, we would like to take this opportunity to Thank all the Ladies for Giving all year long, generously, passionately, devotedly, steadily, or randomly to us; therefore, thanks for giving, ladies! In the up coming year, we also strongly recommend for these ladies to keep on giving more & more, so together, we can explore new erotic horizons! Ladies, on this thanksgiving day, I sincerely thank thee for giving! Heres your prayer!
Secondary,
we would like to thank all the brain dead Cattle of Allahic Kind for keep on keeping on Fragging the Middle East & maintain it as the Shiite Hole of the globe in such living conditions, not proper for the civilized people to live! We want to thank the Umma' of Allah for practically Fraging the Tourist Business, Economy & social patterns of the largest nations of the region such as Turkey, Egypt and Morocco. The Good Muslim Folk are their own worst enemy & it thrills us in a way that Islamic Fundamentalism does its best to destroy their own lands! Who knows, maybe out of the ashes of this catastrophe, a neo non Islamic secular movement will arise in the whole region; therefore, we strongly recommend for Umma' of Allah to keep on keeping on with their Holy Jihad against their own salvation, prosperity, society & economies. long live suicide bombings, Long Live Cattle of Allah, viva ignorance! Heres your prayer!
Trio,
we would like to thank all educated Olaq Donkeys of the Iranian "In-Tell-Egg-Chew-Alls" from Doctors all the way to Engineers (Mohandes) & from Businessmen all the way to Scientists for they great devotions & efforts to Frag our progressive nation on 1979, Frag the future of their own children, Frag Iranian Society & economy & to bring on a Mid Evil Dark Age-ic Theocratic Dictatorship of Mullahs to power in Iran. Allah himself could not do better than this!
Khariyyat na tanha alaf khordan ast!
Translacione:
"To be a Donkey, is not only to eat Hey, yet it is also to remain as an Iranian In-tell-egg-chew-all!"
Our beloved Great Modern Engineers of the 1979 Reaction, these "In-tell-egg-chew-alls" of Meli Mazhabi, Leftist, Liberals & Socialists, combinely had put one foot on Eastern Borders of Khorasan, one foot on Western Borders of Kurdistan, squated on top of Iran with their rectums zoomed on Qom & then practically shiited all over Iran, yet their shiite was a tough shiite & over floated from Qom & covered the whole nation! Today our beloved progressive nation had turned to a Militant Muslim Arabic Shiite Hole! More power to these great engineers of the 1979 Reaction whom without them, the Baboon Mullahs could have never succeed with their Islamic Reaction! On top of the list of these Buffoons, we can observe:
Whores of The Opposition
Definition - Certain Groups who are in fact flirting with IRI & Mullahs, yet pose as opposition groups! They go with the wind. They blow in any direction in which the wind blows! They enjoy sharing power or play the sidekick lap-dog to any regime which is residing the throne & rules Iran! Any which way the wind blows, is their motto! "Whores of The Opposition" are consisting, yet not limited to the groups below:
a)
Bache Kunis of Jebhe Meli Iran who actively peddled their Asses for Akhunds, got schlonged up the Glory Hole by Imams & presently they are either in Hotel Jails of IRI, smoking Opium in Tehran or teaching universities to poison youth's minds in the west & fingering each other in the butt, while padding each other's shoulders (or Asses) in their Uncle Tom's Cabin Forum of Jebhe.dork for the great diarrhea of the 1979.
b)
Bache Revisionist Communists of Tudeh Communist Party who used to reside in Eastern blocks, moved to Iran on 1978 to Frag the nation, sucked Mullahs Schlongs, opened wide for Imam's Kharzeh, in the 80s got rewarded by Imam for their services, jailed, exiled & presently reside in London, sucking Queen's shriveled up poon tang, cuss Shah & write Bull Shiite Leftist rhetorics & insisting on sending me the shiite, even in my private E-mail account! They send copies of their garbage, not only to IPC Office, IPC Web Mistress, and my IPC Founder's account, but they insist on making sure that I will personally read their Shiite OverFloat of Brownies in-tell-egg-chew-all-ism myself, so they loves to send me their "Crap Ala Cart-e", also via my private E-mail account! I sincerely cannot decide who deserves more to be "hanged upside down by the balls" from the thick trees of Kakh Avenue, Tehran, in the future of Iran! Jebheis or Tudehis?!
c)
Bache Akhunds of Nehzat-e Azadi, Meli Mazhabi, sons of Haj Mehdi Bazargan, Haj Yadollah Sahabi, Haj Rahim Atayi, Haj Abbas Radnia, Haj Ebrahim Yazdi de Ex CIA payrollee & other buffoons of the Nationalo_Islamo Roots! Nothing gives me more pleasure to gather a number of youngens potty training children, sit these great baldheaded scholars or their sons & followers on the ground & hold them children above their holy liberal heads & let them shiite & peeitte all over their kachal heads! More laxative Ex Lax Chocolate for them kids, more residue over the heads of kachals! More power to Ex Lax! Long live Sulfat Do Sud!
d)
Bache Juje Communists of Fedayeen Aksariyat Faggots, oh boy oh boy!
My servant had a servant, Nokar-e man Nokar-i dasht! Hezbe Tudeh is Tofeyli itself, & House Niggers of Mullahs! Now imagine Hezbeh Tudeh also has a House Nigger Servant in servitude, called Fedayeen Aksariyat! These dudes are The Neo Revisionisto_Socialisto_Dick Licko_Intellectualo Face of the Iranian Left! First they sold their principals to Social Imperialism of CCCP in Moscow & next they turned Muslim & Born Again Shiite in Tehran & saw the light of Imam & Islam! Aksariyati is a more active Ass Peddler than a Tudehi! To think that once upon a time these Sissy Ass Queers were descendants of Great Guerilla Commandos such as The Lioness, Ashraf Dehqani! These Lilly Ass Opportunist Faggots disgraced the name of Feme Fatals like Ashraf Dehqani. New Face of The Iranian Opportunist Marxists in Denial. Whose worst, Kachals of Jebhe Meli or Faggots of Aksariyat?
So, no shortage of Criminals! Our beloved country had produced plenty! While these Faggots were residing @ Campuses of Tehran University for free, rent, food & tuition paid by the Imperial Regime, compliments of the Imperial government, yet they were sabotaging the system from within! They were like dogs who got fed by the Imperial Regime, yet bitten the hands who fed them!
Ideal Future Orgy!
Kachal, Hypocrite, Liberal, Opportunist, Leftists of The Iranian In-tell-egg-chew-alls! Gather all of them, bring on the Thick Boned Pure Breed Persian Donkeys (Thickest Bones East of The Tigris), pull down their pants, lay them in the streets of Tehran & let the Donkeys do the nasty to their Corn Holes! If this will be the last thing that I will ever do, then be it! Once we return to Iran, remind me to conduct a Mass Beastiality Orgy with participation of Jebhei, Tudehi, Nehzati, Aksariyati Fags & Persian Donkeys! Asses will be torn, blood all over the streets, we be banging intellectuals of the left & Muslim Intellectuals for 48 hours straight! We be banging them butts with our beloved Persian Donkey Schlongs (25 inches minimum) until either Shariati or Mosadeq screams froms heavens: "Please Have Merci!"
Asses will be torn! Boy I am telling you, Allah forbid, if me & the comrades go back to Iran, all Jebheis will bleed from Hemorrhoid Burst & Torn Rectum! We will bang these intellectuals to Death! You Ha Ha Ha HAhahahahahaha (Evil Scientist Laugh)!
May Allah bang them all! Heres your prayer!
Quatro,
we would like to thank Imam Khomeini! We have to give him credit, no? Who else could have Shiite all over Iran in a manner that kicked back Iran like a soccer ball, 50 years back to Qajar's Era?! Damn boy! Only Imam! And heres your prayer!
Cinco,
I want to thank the youth who are our only hope. I strongly recommend to the youth to crucify your fathers & give them hell! Your fathers have sinned, Sins of 1979 indeed. Your fathers were either An-Qolabi-youn who engineered & crafted or helped succeed the Reaction of 1979 & Fraged your future & Prosperity with it, or they were unworthy incompetent Pro Imperial Regime Puppets who stood by & let the Reaction of 1979 to happen! Hell, they could have fought to death & not to let the Mullahs & their Leftist Fags to take over! It does not matter who were your fathers, An-Qolabi or Saltanat Talab, they both sinned! So Give them hell, question them, give them the 9 degree hell, interrogate them, condemn them, cuss them out, crucify them thus they have sinned, Sins of The Fathers......... and if they ask you, why do you treat us so harsh, then tell them Dr. X told me so! Hee Hee Hee..........
If they tell you, but we were helpless, we were pro Shah, we wanted to save Iran but we had to leave, Hoiser did not let us fight, Carter avoided us to, we we we .................
Tell them, the only people who tried to save Iran, were the Dead Immortal Guards (Gard-e Javidan) & some Military Personnel whom are now 6 feet Under! They were the only ones who tried to save Iran! The rest of you in Exile & Inxile (Internal Exile in Iran!) with your Websites, Organizations, Bull Shiite Parties, Old Fossil Generals Cab Drivers, Pal Talk Garbage Tribunes of Dr. Chos-Koohi or Dr. Kos Kash or Dr. Yataqan & other Monarchist Dayus are all Tofeyli!
The real Nationalists are dead & 6 feet under. You are residue in Exile.........and if they start giving you excuses & bla bla bla & call themselves Compatriots & Freedom Fighters & ......... Tell them Frag you & tell them Dr. X told us so!
More power to the youth
Frag the Old thus they Fragged our Nation!
Wallah! Heres your prayer kids!
Sheshomandesh,
so ladidi da & all that Frag & Fandango & Happy Thanksgiving to all of you! As long as I am a Vegetarian, today I will not eat Turkey or Ham............but I will eat Kabob Kubideh charbroiled on the BBQ!
Kabob Kubideh, Sangak Bread crisped in the oven with juices of Kabob on it (Nun Kabobi), Char broiled Tomatoes & Fresh Herbs, Basil (Reyhan). Thats what I am talking about! I think I eat 4 skewers of Kabob. Boy, I must be the poster boy for Vegetarians! Picture me biting off a chunk of Kabob from the skewer, like a cannibal while speaking to the camera:
"Yes, I am a Vegetarian,...........don't mind me now, but I usually am!"
ain't we Iranians all Hypocrites?! (Googly Eyes!)
And that was definitely your last prayer!
So, tell me kiddies,
Who Really Loves yous babies?
Ahreeman Indeed!
Who loves yous for the loves sake?
You are correct again, Ahreeman does!
Who the Evil with unconditional Loves for you Kiddies?
Damn you are smart, right again, Ahreeman indeed!
And we shall bless thee all, so thou shalt not become hypocrites, Sons O Bitches like Thine Fathers!
Ok Kidney Beans, hows about a ditty? Here you go kids, learn it & sing (Rap) it to your elders:
Hipity Hop..............
I was here, now I'm gone,
I left this note to turn you on,
For those who know me, they know me well,
For those who don't, they can go to Hell!
Hee Hee Hee, Evil indeed! (Beady Eyes)
Now come & sit on Uncle Ahreeman's lap & .............. Hey wait a second, thats for Christmas! Ok then, come & give Uncle Ahreeman a smoochi on the cheek cause Uncle Ahreeman gots to go eats some Kabob & drink some Duq. Have a nice Turkey Day & all that ladidi das.............. Soon, there will be Christmas & "Sandi Claws Ahreeman", and other Comrades Oops I mean Reindeers will bring you some new Christmas presents (Animation/Graphics/Humor/Articles/etc.), Ho Ho Ho...................Awight (all right in Ebonics Black lingo),
How did yous like your exclusive prayers & sermon?! (Evil Eyes)
Hee hee hee...............
Happy ThanksGiving and of course...........
Ahreeman Bless
Sign,
Ahreeman Mirza-ye Qajar
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