From the Desk of Dr. X
AhreemanX@IranPoliticsClub.com
Oldies but Goodies
Old IPC Files
Why am I over worked!?
For a couple of years now, I've been blaming being always tired, on lack of sleep
and too much pressure from my two jobs of computer consulting & teaching @ University, I been also blaming it on always carrying a full or over full time load of courses to study as a student for every semester.
I been even blaming the Football, to playing it in a league & always being beaten
up & banged up!
But now I've found out the real reason!
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Fact: The population of this country is 276 million.
143 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of these, there are 29 million employed by the Federal Government, & we know better that Government Employees are basically sitting behind their desks & well, playing with themselves!
That is leaving the rest of about 19 million to do the work.
2.8 Million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total, the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time, there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are approximately 1,211,998 people in prison at any given time.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and I, just the two of us.......
....And you're sitting at your office chair behind the monitor of your computer reading these silly jokes.
Well, God Damit, I guess that leaves only me, little old me to do the work of the whole United states of America's Nation & to do the work of the whole population!
I been carrying everybody's share, well I guess that:
"I have a legitimate reason to be tired all the times"!
And that is why I am over worked.
Ph.D. in conservatism,
Defender of patriotism,
The believer in optimism,
Dr. of passion and eroticism,
With a truck load of magnetism,
Disciple of charm and romanticism,
The one and only, yours truly, Dr. X;
Ahreeman X
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