Some wish to know more about MOA. What is he all about? What’s his 411?
Very well. For all you curious monkeys out there, I’ll provide some more background information at no charge.
For the sake of laziness (koon goshadi) , I have just cut and pasted the information that the CIA currently has on me up to now, which is all accurate (but not exhaustive).
Name:
Messenger of Allah
Alter Ego:
Unknown
Age:
Irrelevant; MOA is not bound by space-time continuum
Looks:
Too good (damn him) 8)
Employer:
Allah
Occupation:
full time MOA; part time entrepreneur and CEO of “MOA’s private messaging services,â€