Amir Arsalan
In my early days, aside “Gold Finger” I was also named “Ass Master” and Anal Blaster”! Why you ask? We do not want to go there ………….!
Of course no homosexual activities!
Not that there is anything wrong with homosexuality (Seinfeld)!
But I had no idea that you also have studies in the field of Analogy?!
Weeeeell (as Ronald Reagan used to say), I guess Molecular Biology and Analogy are somehow connected!
The funny thing is that everytime I have a sport injury or a medical surgery, I spend time in front of TV watching certain Channels! The other day Blondie told me,
B: First you were watching
BET (Black Entertainment TV)
http://www.bet.com/
because in reality you are a Black Man trapped in a white man’s body!
Then you have been watching Lifetime Chick Flicks, TV for Women!
LMN (Lifetime Movie Network)
http://www.lmn.tv/
of
Lifetime (TV for Women)
http://www.lifetimetv.com/
because you have a feminine side to yourself! You behave like a housewife!
But now you have been watching The Gay TV!
LOGO, TV for Gays, Lesbians, Transsexuals, Transvestites, Transgenders, Gender Benders and everything else “in between”!
LOGO (Gay TV)
http://www.logoonline.com/
now this is because you have perversions towards Transsexuals and Chicks with Dicks!
I don’t know about you!
My mother warned me 8 years ago when I started to date you! She could not pin point it but there was something really wrong with you!
I don’t know what gave me the clue,
Was it the leathers and chains you keep in the dungeons?
Was it the Gay Colors and flamboyant Clothes you buy from International Male?
Was it the way you always talk, act and hang around like a Black Football Player or Gangster?
Was it some of your female friends who look very masculine and buffed?
Or was it the way you are such a Neat Freak, spick and span house, germ free and clean as a whistle?
I don’t know about you?!
Now everything makes sense! Now you are turning to:
A Ghetto Black, Feminine Girly Man, Fancy Boy who watches Chick Flicks, digs Chicks with Dicks and wears Gay Colors type of clothes!
You are so twisted that I do not know where to begin?!
X: But dear …………
B: Don’t but dear me ……..
X: But my sweet “Rahat ol Holqum” Turkish Delight, my Honey Due Melons, I have been misunderstood! I am just your average misunderstood fellow man who likes to gain information about all walks of life!
B: I don’t know about that but you have a reputation of watching:
Discovery Science Channel
History Channel
And
Discovery Channel
But you are getting caught by me watching:
BET, LMN and LOGO!
Is there something you are trying to tell me?
Are you turning weird on me in your old ages?
Or you have always been weird but I was in denial?!!!!!!!!!!!
What a riot, Killeeeeeeeeer! Another day full o episodes in Ahreeman’s life!
My life is a Soap Opera! Everyday I am having an Episode!
But seriously, we need to concentrate on shape of the statue and name of the statue. Then we can build it right in the middle of the main circle of IPC!
Bache Kuni can be of great help with this task! He has many studies about the issue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Dutch will honor prostitutes,
Why shouldn’t we be honoring Kunis and Kun Kunak?
A Fine Persian Tradition!
But can you guys believe they have now Gay TV, LOGO!? And it has funny Stand Up Comics!
So professor, you are a fellow Analogist?!
I am sorry, Messenger of Allah is!
PS:
Now Bache Kuni has representation on Cable TV!
LOGO TV
Amen!
AX