Near Death Experience
(American River)!
June 1, 2005
And the Raven had brought the message ……
And the Raven was present ……
Folks:
How are yous? Good? I hope so! Have you been misbehaving as the way you should? Oh Good, That's the way we loves it! That's good enough, that's good enough indeed!
Talking about "Death" My Eternal Love, The Final Woman in my life ............
Death My Eternal Love Maiden
Background
I am not going to tell you the whole story, I will save that for a time, very soon, that we will publish the new IPC Website. The story is too juicy to be published in this forum (IPC Club). It will come out as the latest chapter of the X Diaries. If you are an old IPC Reader, you are familiar with my memoirs & my travel logs (X Diaries). Be patient & soon you will read the whole story in the up & coming New IPC Website as:
X Diaries: Near Death Experience (American River)!
The interesting point, is that almost the whole incident has been recorded by a camera. This sports event has been photographed by a professional photographer. I will get a copy of the CD on June 12th. By the time, the new IPC Website will be published (few Months), the latest chapter of X Diaries including the complete story plus action pact photos will be in there!
In a nutshell, I will briefly reveal to you that in the past I had Four Near Death Experiences:
Racing With The Death!
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Oh ye............., did you think "Racing With The Death!" is fiction? Hell no! It is truth & nothing but the truth, yet in a poetic manner! I have made "Death" as a Poetic Lover! My Eternal Love! I am not going to post all my poems in the club. I understand that our poetry section along with the complete IPC Website has been knocked off the net by Hizbollah. For those who are familiar with "Racing With The Death!" & my other poems, more power to yous, yet for the new readers, I had to post this poem, so they would know what the hell am I talking about! If you want to read the rest of my poetry, you have to wait until we release the new site & then we will repost all the IPC Poets' poems.
The point is that, if you have read the above poem, then you are aware of my past four near death experiences; however, I have never came closer to death, as in my latest experience which has happened on this recent "Memorial Day" Weekend! According to Death, my eternal love (stated in the poem), the fifth encounter had to do the job! Yet, it seems like she missed! What's The Deal?!
Preview
Just a little preview until you read all about it in the new site! As you know, I live life on the edge! I am a man with No Fear, how can The Dark One, fear anything?! After all, I am the Essence of The Night! I am a Dead Man walking; therefore, I have a Death Wish & I welcome the Death! She is my Eternal Lover! People are often afraid of Death, they want to live forever! I see Death as yet another form of existence & nothing to be afraid of!
That's why I live life on the edge! What is life without danger? I need that testosterone, that adrenaline to flow in my veins, gets me hyper, hi & gets me going! And if along the way, the End to this form of existance shall come, then I shall embrace the Death! What is life without a little danger & excitement? Unlike many folks, I am not clinging to Life, like Glue! Do you want to live forever?!
Some like more Bang for their Buck,
I like more Buck for my Bang!
(Killeeeeeeeeeeer!)
Life is a Game, only a Game & I am experimenting with it!
That's why I do Martial Art Tournaments, Dirt Bike Racing, Motorcycle Jumping, Cliff Diving, Wave Riding, Jet Ski Maneuvering, Bungee Jumping, Kite Flying, Para Gliding, and White Water Rafting indeed! My thing is water sports! I prefer to live my life in the tradition of General Khatamis of the globe, to the full extent! Live & let Die! And to conspiracy theorists, "Yes" Khatami died as a Free Bird on the Kite, crashing Mountains & "No" Alahazrat did not kill him & cover it up, because he was affraid that Khatami would make a coup! Iranian conspiracy Theorists, best in the world, I am telling ya!
On this 4 days Memorial Day Holiday, in the tradition of the American Wild Spirit, we went White Water Rafting in American River! But the Tide was high, the water level was way high, the current speed was too fast, and the weather condition was unusual. It was not exactly a calm day for White Water Rafting! But then, it was a perfect day for us to get the experience of our lives! Nothing turns me on like a White Water Rafting, sports tournament or leisure ride in a not so good weather condition for the sports! The Speed, The Tide, The High Waves, The Trees & Rocks along the path to crash into, the obsticles, the wet splash, Showering with cold water when huge waves hit you in the face, going under the waves for minutes without oxygene, the freezing cold water, the whole shebang! It is an absolute Rush! Nothing quite like it folks! A shot of testostrone exploding the adrenaline stream in the body. I do not do drugs, booze, cigarettes or have any other addictions! Danger is my addiction! When one is into sports like these, then street clashes & rumbles with local Hizbollah is a fitness exercise to him! So as you see, I live a life of Danger, Horror & speed! I live life on the edge & I love it! I have always been debating between the best way to die! Shall it be during an Action Sport Tournoment, Sex or banishing along with hundreds of Islamists in a great explosion?! either way, I love it to be "Action Pact"!
As usual, I managed to talk my entourage (Blondie, Bruneti and Reds) into tagging along my adventures! They are so gullible! After each trip, they promise that they never follow me into some unknown archeological search for an Aztec King's tomb in jungles of central Mexico, or crossing Deserts of North Africa as a joy walk or definitely not participating in one of my action sports packages! But you know what? They always end up following me & later on they always condemn themselves for letting me to talk them into these insane adventures!
I am not going to tell you the whole story, some anticipation is good for your soul! But lets say that I have had a Near Death Experience, the closest that I have ever had in my life! I practically have died for minutes & returned back to life! I have never been this close to Death! I felt her touch!
Near Death Experiences
The first time, was an accident in Iran.
The second time, was a Motorcycle accident in Jersey.
The third time, was a street rumble with Hizbollah in Cali.
The fourth time, was an Automobile accident in Cali.
But this last time, was the closest that I have ever got to "Death", my Eternal Love!
"I looked at her eyes,
and Death smiled back at me!
I touched her thighs,
and Death invited me!"
The thrill of it all! Amazingly, she could not manage to take me away on this fifth occasion, as she promised! Once again, I have cheated the Death! I wonder how long I can manage to do that?!
I shall tell you all about it very soon! It is so juicy that the story & pictures will keep you stunned!
As you know, Mostofi predicted this:
Mostofi ol Mamalek:
"It is not too crucial because at the moment there are influences that are effecting all Cancerians. First of all your date of birth produces the angle of the Sun between 27 and 28 degrees Cancer. The Iranian calendar mimmicks this.
Now you know a lot about psychology and astrology uses the same concepts but connects it all to the position of planetary positions. Why you say? Because it is a part of the bigger you. What you and I see of each other in this form here on Earth now is a piece of a larger you and me that goes across time and space.
Now the planet that deals with all your anxieties; especially all that death suff, is Saturn. The religious people and other dum-asses refer to it as Satan. You and most Cancerians (including USA) have been under the influence of Saturn for a couple of years at least. It is at the moment at 22 degrees Cancer. It will pass over your birthday on your birthday, but it will approach it very quickly from now on, and will not be over until Mehrgan. You mentioned all that negative stuff, and your recent articles, and I thought I should be nosey and ask, and sure enough it makes sense. So we should expect you to get really realistic or Satanistic for a little while. But it is not that bad as you are going to get really lucky around the moment the planet of luck gets near your Moon which is Libra or Scorpio. Now the Moon moves a lot in the day so that's why I asked the time. But I suspect your Moon is in Scorpio as you do not pull any punches and are a bit obstinate and like to get up people's noses, and more importantly are very sensitive to secrecy and sex. But all that stuff will get boosted big time when good old Father Christmas of the Solar System Jupiter or Ohrmazd gets close to your Moon. Thinking about expanding the home or family? Time to do it. But wait for Saturn to really rub your nose to the ground. You might get to real tussle with a boss of a father figure, or you might be landed with a lot of responsibility. Take it, or better still look for it. Then wait for Jupiter to take you far. A bit of a roller-coaster. Enjoy the ride.
That is just a couple of important readings. There are hundreds more. But with that perspective you should be able to chill a bit. You are now plugged into the system.
No worries. Remember Zoroaster invented all this."
Mostofi and I are two opposite sides of the same coin! I do not believe in any of this stuff, how can the scientific side of me believe in this stuff? But then again Mostofi claims for Astrology to be scientific, yet in a broader aspect than our comprehension! Besides, The Dark Side & The Occult Lover in me has always been interested in such adventures! Once, a fortune teller told me to avoid Motorcycles during the times around my 30th birthday or I will die! I have avoided it & I survived the 30th birthdate! Then a Medium have been telling me that Age 58 will be the crucial number and the maximum years that I will be living! So I do have, between Now & Age 58 to accomplish whatever which I have left to do! Then Mostofi, the wise Astrologer, done an approximate but not exact reading (above)! He needs the exact place & time of birth within 4 miles & 4 minutes to be exact! Once I figure it out, I shall give it to him. I have to admit that his readings are begining to make sense & not only in this occasion, yet there have also been other events!
Mostofi & Ahreemania!
Oh Wise Mostofi, in the future, once we take over Iran, would you please remind me to assign you the post of "The Official Astrologer" in the Ahreemanic Courthouse & "The Minister of Occult" in Ahreemanic Cabninet? We shall live beautifuly ever after in Ahreemania! So we need to figure out what does Mostofi exactly mean by:
Mostofi ol Mamalek:
"It will pass over your birthday on your birthday, but it will approach it very quickly from now on, and will not be over until Mehrgan."
When will exactly the danger pass, on the birthday or on Mehregan? On which days, shall I avoid the dangerous activities or cracking local Hezbos heads or raiding the local mosques?!
Mehregan, October 2nd,
Birthday, July 21st,
or both?!
Maybe in the future, when we once again, revive The Qajar Dynasty, we will print The New Toomans Currency with a pyramid on the back (same as the dollar), yet with the difference that it will say:
In Mostofi we trust!
What a Riot! We lovse lovse lovse loves our Mostofi! Don't wees? I knows I is & I knows we does, ain't yous?!
Death Design
Death has a design indeed! The Design of Death! Once you figure the design, you can cheat the Death! But to figure the design, you must awaken the forbidden Dark Powers! What an intriguing Game of Chance indeed! Hee Hee Hee How Howl .................
Anyhow, just wanted to keep you updated on my latest episodes! I am sure, many will be glad to hear that one of these days I have finally kicked the bucket, croaked the clock & kissed the Eternal Love! Weeeeell (as Ronald Reagan used to say), maybe soon will be the time to inform & assign you folks on where & what everything is, so you will know how to run things & we will make a smooth transformation in IPC, so it will go on after my departures!
Death showed her true face!
Children of The Night,
Ahreeman Bless Thee .....
Amen!
In a mean while,
Who loves you babies?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?
Sign,
Someone living in Intermedio (in between Life & Death)!
De Intermedio X
Death My Eternal Love Maiden
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Poo Bear dear,
Moral of the Story
On the bright side, you are alive, having a good family (including kitties) and your brain still works (well almost)!
& I was the 
!
