Who Am I?

[Ahreeman X]

Who Am I?

Folks:

I am a Ted Nugent Kind O Republican!
We are the Modern Face of the GOP.

And I Want You?


Same as Ted Nugent, I am what you call a:

Rock & Rolling, Gun Slinging, NRA Loving, Outdoor Rumbling, Risk Taking, Danger Action Sports doing, Hardcore Rock/Blues Music Playing, Speed Loving, Fast Car Driving, Politically Incorrect Speaking, Liberal Pissing, Moral Values Preaching, America Loving, Flag Waving, Patriotic Singing, Confederate Flag Waving, Anti Main Stream Living, RedNeck Rebelling, Gong Ho Yanking, Trigger Happy Shooting, Knife Throwing, Gun Loving, Machine Gun Loading, Wild Riding, Insane Living, Wango Tangoing, Up Stream Swimming, Hardcore GOP Activist who does not give a flying Fandango about Hot Damn Liberal Politically correct Lifestyle!

I am everything you hate about God Damn Yankee Lifestyle! I am The Ugly American! I am a Euro_Pee_On Nightmare. I represent Large Houses, Large Cars, Large Food & Large Penises! I love Corporate America. I am Liberal's worst Catastrophe. I am The Quagmire which Liberals been talking about! I am an Anti Mainstream Liberal Iranian-American Media, Culture, Fake Traditions & Superficial Society. I am an Anti Social, Kick Ass, Hardcore, Blood Thirsty, WAR Monger. I am a Liberal Pissing, Hollywood Hating, Islamic Apologist trashing, Hot Damn Son of a Bitch. I am any Teenage Girl's parents' worst nightmare. I am the one your mother warned you about. I am The God Damn Iranian RedNeck. I am a Social Rebel with The Cause. I am the one who shiites all over the superficial fake Iranian-American society. I am a shoot first & never even ask question later, kind o guy. I am the one who Iranian: Media Lords, Political Lords, Community Leaders, Religious Leaders & Artificial Plastic Surgurried Persian Old dolls hate. I am the one who your dad bans you to talk to me. I am the one who shiites all over Bull Shiite Eye_Rainian Traditions. I am The major threat to this Tribe O Deep Sleep Cattle. I am the Iranian Outlaw who lives outside the box. I am the essense of everything taboo. I am the one whom speaking of his name will shake your Great Grand Maw's bones in the grave.

Lets kick start this joint & get ready to kick some Shiite Mullah's ASS!
Mullahs be prepared to be hanged upside down by the balls!
We gonna Rock things around here all the way to Tehran!
Golden Days are ahead .................

Call me The Damn Yankee or call me the Iranian Red Neck, but,

I Want You?

I am here to lock & load. I am here to Rock & Roll. I am here to Rock your world & this is only the begining! Are you ready to Rock? We want you!

For those about to Rock,
We salute you!

Sign,

The Iranian RedNeck!

[Chris]

Nugent Rocks!!

So does Priest!!

[Emam Kooni]

Yep, I also think Nuget Rocks, even if he is bold with a carpet on his head:

But, my friend Bart thinks otherwise:

[IPC]

Emam Jan:

You mean Bald (Kachal), not Bold (Por Roo), right?

But you are exaggerating, Nugent is not bald, he just has thin hair!

PS: A friendly remark - In your Farsi animation signature, you have spelled Emam with Ayn, but Emam is with Alef (A).

[Emam Kooni]

My good fellow IPC,
1-Thanks for the deep lesson on substance. Is this the ‘I’ in IPC

2- However, “Nugetâ€

[Ahreeman X]

Folks and Dear Comrades:

Allow me to share something with you. I do not often share personal issues in public, but there is a point to this, so here it goes:

On January 16, 2007 I had a surgery and they have removed a tumor (Non Cancerous) between my inner ear and brain, right outside the skull and on top of the main blood artery and main nerve of the neck going to brain. On January 18, 2007 I was up and working. Soon I will have another two surgeries one on sinus and one on my left hand.

Right now that I am writing this, I have stitches on my left ear and head, I have a ear pack on and I am full of Codeine and Anti Biotics!

What is the point?

I mean business and I am dead serious about the cause. Actually I wanted to get back to work a day after surgery but they did not allow me! So I got back two days after surgery.

There were only 3 people in Iranian Politics which I have shared this issue with them, right after my surgery. And I had only done it because I happened to be talking to them on the net about various issues. They were Sam Ghandchi, Lori Forouzandeh and Catayoun Razmjou. All of them were amazed and insisted for me to take a vacation! I was just trying to make a point to them, as I am making a point to you.

I am a hard-core, no rest, perfectionist, workaholic multi tasker. A friend of mine (Tiffany) calls me “The Renaissance Man”! Amir calls me an Obsessive Compulsive Man! Amir got a point! Next to “Adrian Monk”, I am probably the next in line! I go over everybody’s work and many times I redo their work! Everything needs to be perfect. Blondie calls me a Maniac who is fixated to overthrow IRI and he will do or die along the way.

Why have I brought this up now?

I want two things from you:

I. Stick with me.
II. Give me time.


And I promise you that I will first, change the face of the Iranian Media and second, change the face of the Iranian Politics in that order! I shall Shiite you not. Nothing will stop me, not even Disease or Death! I will keep on going and nothing will stop me. Just stick with me, work with me and give me time.

Together, nothing can stop us.

Amen!

Sincerely,
AX

[Amir]

Hey buddy,

I was wondering why you were so quiet recently. It’s not like you. Now it makes sense.

Sorry to hear of your ill health, but I’m glad it wasn’t more serious.

I wish you a speedy recovery.

[Ahreeman X]

Guys thank you for your concern and warm words. It is good to have friends like you.


AX

[Liberator]

Hold on there old man, we have a country to liberate before you decide to take some time off. Wish you a speedy recovery.


(replace the flag with the Iranian one)


Ba Sepaas

[LOJ]

See there "old man"; you do have 'TRUE FRIENDS" and not just ones with "BIG" uh emmmm...... well you know what i mean hang in there.....Ceaser didn't conquer Rome in a day, nor did God create the earth in one either, we all require rest even those that seem to think they are OMNIPOTENT! With the focus on "POTENT".

You see I've been taking it easy with my brain tumor and all, and I even have proof of it...here it is...

http://www.xxxotic-genie.com

I haven't had the chance to add all of your links to this site yet...but give me time I will....and trust me it isn't what you think....facade dear, focus on facade......Luvs, LOJ[/url]

[Edelge]

That is not a big deal X, get yourself together. I bet they cut a bigger load off U during your Barmitsva than the surgery.

Did U see the movie StarTreck II, where Genetically Engineered Superior beings put the Elian creature in Mr.Solo’s ear to control his mind and gain access to Enterprise?

I think, Islamic Evil doers put the same Elian creature in U! U need to be stunned by a Fayzer for the creature to come out. Also, Klingon Pain Sticks will do too! But, I am not sure if U are in a mood for Klingon Pain Stick up the Gazzoo?

How is your Bowl movement? Listen, if U need a holistic healer, my roommate has connections with this Psychic Healer who charges only $700 for twenty minutes and guarantees telephonic healing (she is a certified member of Jewish Psychic Network) .

But, to be on the safe side, please don’t forget to put my name in your will.

[Ahreeman X]

Bache Kuni?
Playing around IPC Rooms and Halls?
Did Amir let you loose again?
OK, let me teach you a couple of Traditional Persian Games!
Games from Industrial City of Qazvin!
Say what?
What kind of industry Qazvin has?
Well Kun Kunak indeed! Fine Industry of Kun Kunak!

OK Ready?
Lets play our first game,
This game is called:

Dooli Dooli Hozak

Give me your hand, let me see your fingers,
Hey wait a second, how come you got 6 fingers?

It goes like this,

Dooli Dooli Hozak,
Bache Kun umad Ab Bokhoreh, oftad tu hozak!
This one said how will we take her out of the pound?
This one said, I’ll go to Imam’s house and steal a golden ladder!
This one said what will you answer to Allah?
This one said I’ll go to Imam’s house & give my ass away!
This one banged her way to stardom!
….and while these five were Bang O Salavating around,
Little Doolak got drowned and died!

Now you got no fingers!

And then everybody lived happily ever after ……..

Now lets play another game called,


Akun Vakun!

Give me your feet, here we go,

Akun Vakun bu gandu
Ki kun dadeh, afandu?
Gusheye Qalim Kabudeh!
Esme Dayim Mahmoud-e (Ahmadinejad)!
Mahmoud un bala balaha …..
Kun mikonin, Bismellah!
Akun o Vakun
In Kun o bokun!

Now you got one leg!

One more time

Akun Vakun bu gandu
Ki kun dadeh, afandu…..

Now you got no leg!

Ok enough Traditional Persian Childhood games!
Go back to Kuning around IPC,
Don’t run around naked
It’s winter, you may catch cold!
OK now go play Hezbollah in Qazvin game!
Run along Kuchulu
Run along ………..

Bye Bye
Vay Vay

[Ahreeman X]

Dear Lori

Thanks for your kind words.

Here is my attempt to save Cam to not follow your example and bad influence:

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewto ... 6c0af#5758


Mr. Chin is here
So are Mr. Wang and Mr. Dang, his friends and your clients!

Madam Lo:

How you?
You good?
Me Good too!
How you girls?
They Good?
They love long?
They love good?
Buko Love?
Buko Bun Bun?
Buko Boom boom?
Buko Yam Yam?
Thank you Madam Lo,
You Good!
You have Good girls!
We so horny!
We come back again
Asee?
Asa!


Poo Bear?
Stop making Cheesy Porn Sites
What is this, the third one?
It is never too late
You have sinned,
But you can always return to Good Lord
Come back
Come back to Jamaica
Come back to tranquility!
Come to Poppa Ahreeman!

Adios Amiga

El Hefe X

[Ahreeman X]

Dear Susan, the IPC Transvestite:

I would like to clarify an issue for you,

You are always speaking of getting rid of me, asking when will I expire, wondering how much time do I have left, if I will leave you my will or not, and drawing cartoons of me falling from the cliff!

Allow me to give you a hypothetical scenario:

Let’s suppose I’ll pass away tomorrow. Aside from your owner (Professor) who only keeps you around to abuse (sexually and mentally), not a single person in IPC will hesitate a second, not to end your existence in IPC!

Besides, when I am gone, who do you think will take over?
Could it be
That’s right my dear Susan, your favorite Monarchist Prince will take over the control of IPC!

And one question?

What do you think he will do to your transvestite Ass?
Could it be
That's right again!
You know about his electric chair in the dungeons, right? And you do know about his torture tools and special room that he owns down there, right (I can see that sadistic viking is drooling now)? And indeed you know how much he loves you, right?

Remember how you died last time? Remember who was the DA? Remember who was the Executioner? Good, never forget!

So if I were you, I would not be so anxious to get rid of Ahreeman and guzzle down his will! Because once Ahreeman is gone, then it only means that Your Sweet Jewish King of IPC (as you call me) will be departed, so the new Viking Prince of IPC will do coronation and I am sure your ass will be the first agenda on his list! Hee Hee Hee

So think Susan, Think ……………

Think before you wish my demise!

Sincerely,

The Reason you are still alive in IPC

[Edelge]

What is this talk of departure? The way I see it, as people get old stuff start growing on them. For some, it grows on their anus and they call it hemorrhoids, some of whom rub Perperation-H on their’ cracks and learn new ways to flatulate and pass stool and U can identify these group by the strange angels and positions which they sit. And then there are the others who submit to surgical removal of such anal growth and end up with relaxed anal orifical mussels and U can identifies these group by their uncontrolled flatuletions..

Well, in your case, thing got mixed between your head and your ass and the growth occurred between your ears, instead of on your ass. Personally, I think U should rub some Perperation-H on it and stop nagging. Log, I mean Loj can tell U that some even use Perperation-H on their faces, since it reduces wrinkles, poor old woman’s Botox treatment. So, it may even rejuvenate your face, as well

Be realistic X, the others that U referenced are pea brain ass kissing free loaders! Do you think for a moment that they will dip in their shallow pockets for a dime to pay for a server, post your departure? Well most of them are walking around with holes in their underwear and sox, holes that U can poke your hand through..

I think U should leave them your underwear and stuff. Leave your money to me, as I will spend it toward wordy causes.