Dear Catayoun,
I'm back. I have missed you.
Your nude photography of Persian models is really good.
Regards,
Mister Seyed Haj Maloun
Moderator: Club Operations
Catayoun wrote:I managed to con everyone with the story of two Catayouns but how did you know that I’m Cat? Let me guess, the two poems, correct? That was a slip to republish them under my real name (Catayoun Razmjou).
Catayoun wrote:Going away for a project to North Africa back to Morocco and won’t be able to meet you in States when you get to San Diego. I mostly live in Morocco now (part time in LA). I’m very occupied with work and personal life and able to spend only a little time in IPC.
Catayoun wrote:Ahreeman operates everything on his own. He always edited and nosed in to everyone’s work to make them perfect (he is a perfectionist), now he operates everything so everything is perfect (the way he wants them to be)!!!!!!
Catayoun wrote:Thanks for the comments and great to see you back. Welcome back.
Cat wrote:Measly chance and accident? You blew my so many years cover by chance? If I knew, I would still play dumb and get away with it! It had to come out sometime so might as well now.
Cat wrote:Send the presents to Tangier by caravan! Morocco is a beautiful country but only rich or poor, no middle class. It is similar to Iran and Mexico, ghetto or mansions, nothing in the middle.
Cat wrote:Sorry, can’t tell you what I do in morocco because if I tell you then I have to kill you.
Cat wrote:I tell you this much, what I do is in isolated locations and deserts of North Africa. I get projects by Egyptian, Tunisian and Moroccan Government. Weather conditions are horrible, that’s why the pay is great. They need security systems, I’m the girl for the job, my sympathy lies with the highest bidder. If Malek of Morocco pays me enough, I stick my 9 inch nails in his enemy’s throat and rip it apart.
Cat wrote:My base and home in North Africa is on seashores of Tangier or as we say in Arabic Tanjar. House on the shores like this one would cost millions of dollars in California.
Cat wrote:I am a faithful subject of Sultan Muhammed the 6th or as we say in Arabic Al Malek Mohammad Al Sades Al Maqreb. Malek is a young visionary who wants to cleanup Morocco and end corruption. He would like to empower economy and establish true Constitutional Monarchy in Morocco.
Cat wrote:My base is Morocco because we have an ongoing problem with Sahara Rebels who want independent. Most of Western Sahara is under Malek’s control and considers as part of Morocco, but rebels have control of a small area and they have claims for the complete Sahara. Polisario Front Independence Movement as you call them or SADR AKA Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic or as we say in Arabic “Jomhuri Al Democratic Al Arabiya Al Saharawi” are a terrorist organization fighting for chaos to take control of Sahara Region of Morocco.
Cat wrote:But if you ask Ahreeman, SADR is a legitimate organization and they are freedom fighters. Ahreeman would declare that Sahara should be an independent nation and Malek is a thug! During Ahreeman’s last visit to North Africa, first he made a hush hush trip to El Aaiun (Sahara’s Capital) before he reached Casablanca and Tangier (Morocco). They interrogated him in Morocco for the nature of his visit to Al Aaiun? He responded for pleasure!
Cat wrote:Moroccan government is not stupid. There is no pleasure in the middle of Sahara! Ahreeman is an International troublemaker or as he calls himself a Revolutionary. They didn’t have enough evidence to hold him, besides the fact of me being there at the time as a trustworthy consultant of the Moroccan government vouching for him if needed (but it did not come to that point).
Cat wrote:Ironic isn’t it? Ahreeman and Cat in a conflict in North Africa. Cat on the side of the Moroccan Government and Ahreeman in secret meetings in Al Aaiun with Sahara Rebels! Sometimes I ponder if he goes out of his way looking for trouble. Why would a normal person go halfway around the world doing whatever that he does with SADR Terrorists, oh sorry Freedom Fighters? Only someone like Ahreeman would find himself in such an odd situation in North Africa. He better behave or next time in Morocco he will land in jail and even I won’t be able to help him.
Cat wrote:In regards to IPC, I must add IPC seems like a Democracy but in fact it is an Ahreemanocracy with Ahreemanocrat re-editing everyone’s work. Ahreeman even re-edits professional journalists like Sam Ghandchi’s work and he finds mistakes! Every sentence, article, photo, caricature, poem, book and anything and evertything must be up to Ahreemanocrat’s standards or forget about it!
Cat wrote:Ahreeman chooses who is to be published and who is to be dumped. Ahreeman is chasing perfection but nothing is perfect enough for him. Do you know how many writers, artists, poets, cartoonists and graphic designers we reject and we don’t publish every month? Everything in operations, web and club must be perfect. In IPC, you must take Ahreeman’s way or highway. Some like Roya took the highway but they call me Ahreeman’s Yes Sir Girl, so I stuck with him for so many years and I will continue to do so.
Cat wrote:Ahreeman doesn’t need anyone’s help. He shits bricks and cracks marbles. He eats rocks and shits pebbles. He can run everything and everything must be his way. Don’t you know Ahreeman is everywhere? Now he gets to run everything as he desires. We know each other for so long for me to argue with him. When I’m around, I do as he wishes and save myself the headache of another Ahreemanic lecture about “Our readers require the highest standards” but in fact it is Ahreeman who seeks no flaws and absolute perfection.
Cat wrote:Ahreeman is a hard person to work with but so far he has managed to navigate this ship to the better destinies and everything gets done and everything functions and gets better. That’s Ahreeman for you. I don’t need to tell you about Ahreeman, because you know him very well.
Cat wrote:I’ll take off to North Africa soon and where I work, it is preferred to have no outside contact including Internet, Phone, Radio, Fax or Mobile (Security). Some of us need to work for a living and can’t take the whole summer off traveling across United States like Robert.
Cat wrote:Nice to hear from you. Have fun mate.
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