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What Makes You Tic?

Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:43 pm

What Makes You Tic?

This one is surely worth publishing. Considering that she is a well known author / journalist incognito (but I know who she is), I adore her bluntness and honesty! Dig in:


From: Farzaneh F. < …@... >
To: IPC Founder < IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Wed, Dec 1, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Subject: What Makes You Tic?

Dear Ahreeman:

I appreciate the time for answering a few questions:

1. Why do you do what you do at the risk of hazard to your health and danger to your life while you can instead sit back, relax and spend money living a comfortable life of luxury?

2. How is it that you know so much about so many subjects? I read what you wrote since the beginning (IPC and before IPC in Yahoo and AOL) and I have learned so much from you about history, philosophy, politics and life in general. What is your key to knowledge?

3. What are the chances of us getting married?

4. As one journalist to another and as one author to another, I admire your knowledge, spirit and liveliness. Why don’t you rub some on me?

5. What makes you tic?




From: Ahreeman X
To: Farzaneh F.

Farzaneh Joon, Akh Joon! Khosheman Amad (Naseredin Shah Style)!

OK Khoshgeleh, replies by numbers:

“1. Why do you do what you do at the risk of hazard to your health and danger to your life while you can instead sit back, relax and spend money living a comfortable life of luxury?”

I. Many including you are under the impression that I am a billionaire! You are mistaking me with bums like Reza Pahlavi! Even though from Royalty (Qajar Dynasty), I truly did not inherit what I own but I worked hard to get where I am and I am a working class man indeed. Read these:

From Homeless to Corporate Manager, My Life

Free as a Bird!

Unlike Iranian Aristocracy, American Liberal Democrats and Euro-Pee-On Socialists, I work for living rather than kick back and spend inherited or government welfare money! I am a working man and I have been working since age 18. I am a solid secular conservative and we work for living:

Ann Coulter, a Liability for GOP - The Secular Conservative Dilemma
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/politics/an ... /index.htm

II. What is life without danger? A Dull Pastime!

Do you want to live forever? I Don’t!

Action is the spice of life! Spice it up baby!

III. What I do is not for today’s Iranians but it is for the future generation of Persians. I am not doing what I do for these Eye-Rainian Sheeples and Dancing Bimbettes in the Iranian Night Clubs! What I do is not for “Jendeh-jat-e Ba Dool va Bi Dool” (Iranian Gay Boys and Girl Whores, the Up and Cumming Stars in Skies of the Cheesy 6/8 Beat Persian Music), but what I do is to build the mindset of the future generation of Iran.

IV. What I do is only being appreciated by a few today; however, it will be appreciated by many in the future! After all, Iranians are Dead Worshipers! Not that I am comparing myself to these men, but isn’t it the truth that Iranians did spit in Abolqasem Ferdowsi, Mohamad Reza Pahlavi, Kourosh Aryamanesh and Fereydoun Farrokhzad’s faces while living, and only after their death, they have become very popular amongst the masses and have risen to become myths?!

One day in the future, the Iranians of not today (but tomorrow) will cherish and eat the fruits which I have planted for them with my sweat and tears of so far over a decade (IPC)! After all, I am a Futurist and my aim is towards a desired future. What I say today, is only comprehendible by a few, but tomorrow, many will appreciate these words. My visions are a century ahead of today’s Iranian tribalism and cults.

I am pointing at the Moon, but they fail and only see the tip of my finger!

The future will tell and it will be the judge of what I have done for Iran and Iranians.

That’s all I want. For the future generation to gain from what I have done and what I wrote in my various books, papers and articles. This will be the best paycheck for me!

V. The most important reason that I do what I do are none of the above, but it is the fact that I do this to satisfy my own conscience! I have done way over my proper duty to Iran and Iranians. My conscience is clear and I am in the clear. I can sleep at night and be in the clear with myself. Free as a bird indeed!

“2. How is it that you know so much about so many subjects? I read what you wrote since the beginning (IPC and before IPC in Yahoo and AOL) and I have learned so much from you about history, philosophy, politics and life in general. What is your key to knowledge?”

Self Education is the key because no one in the Liberal Infested Educational System (in America) and the Arabo Islamic Infested Educational System (in Iran) will teach you the historical, philosophical and the political truth but yourself! You and your own library are on your own!

Self Education is the key and I have been doing it since age 10.

“3. What are the chances of us getting married?”

As slim as Obama being an American patriot, an economical mind or an honest person!
As slim as Ahmadinejad being a Brad Pitt lookalike!
Take your pick?!

I am flattered; however, how do you know if I am not already taken?!

On the lighter side, how can Ahreeman limit himself only to one? Privatization of the body and mind is a crime! Ahreeman’s body and mind belongs to “All” rather than “One”!

“4. As one journalist to another and as one author to another, I admire your knowledge, spirit and liveliness. Why don’t you rub some on me?”

You are so kind. Keep on reading a page of IPC a day and it will not only rub some on you but it will also keep the Quran away!

“5. What makes you tic?”

Cowards, Liars, Hypocrites, Bureaucrats, and Illiterate, Uneducated, Gluttonous, Useless Bums with no purpose, no employment and no prospect (Ex: Most Liberal Socialists, Monarchists, Desperate Housewives, Shallow Sheeple and Islamists)!
[Now that statement was enough to yet add a million more enemies seeking my head on a spear top!]

Many are schooled, yet only a few are truly educated!

I hope I have covered all your questions. I wish you the best on your next book. Yes, your disguise can fool many but not Ahreeman! I am well aware of every single solid IPC reader’s true identity!

Ahreeman bless you my daughter!!!!!!!!!!

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I Want to Kiss the Ground which You Walk On!

Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:15 am

I Want to Kiss the Ground which You Walk On!

This is an interesting one and it brings up an important issue:


From: Piruz F. < …@... >
To: IPC Founder < IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 5:15 PM
Subject: I Want to Kiss the Ground which You Walk On!

Dear Dr. X

I want to kiss the ground which you walk on. I want to kiss the shoes of the man who created IPC. I am a hardcore IPC reader and I always had this question in mind, so without beating around the bush, I will ask it.

Why should a qualified writer, write for IPC?

Ba Sepas


From: Ahreeman X
To: Piruz F.

Piruz Jan:

Thank you for the kind words, but if you are a qualified writer, then instead of kissing my feet, just settle down for writing in IPC! I am glad that you brought up this subject. Check it out:

If one is a qualified writer or even a talented writer (or in that manner poet, artist, cartoonist, caricaturist, photographer, graphic artist, animator or etc.), and if he or she agrees with what we are doing here, then it is his or her national duty and human chore to become an IPC author or artist. Why you ask? This is why:

To have a gift and a talent to enlighten, educate and entertain the deprived and freedom thriving masses of Iran, yet deciding to sit on the side and watch the wheels go round and round, rather than pulling up his sleeves, get in the field and do something about it, is not only immoral but it is a “Sin”!

If a responsible author, artist or a talented person has something to offer or have something to say, then why must he deprive the masses of his words or art? The tribune is here, we have provided a global tribune, this wonderful tool called Internet to mass transform the information to inside and outside Iran, why not use it?

Do you have talent? I do not care if professional or amateur, but as long as you have the talent to give something to the masses and to help Iranians towards their holy task to achieve freedom, then why the hell are you vegetating by sitting on the sideline and only satisfy by reading IPC? Get your ass up and do something? Write, draw, give or do anything but sitting on the side and play cheerleader!

We have enough cheerleaders in the Iranian society. Everyone is looking to the person standing next to him, to do something! Nobody is willing to actually get off his ass and take the challenge to actually do something! Get off your ass and do something and show the world that Persians are still alive?!

I am sick and tired of the “Silent Majority”! 30 plus years of IRI isn’t enough? Our holy land has been under the occupation of AIOG (Arabo-Islamic Occupational Government) for 30 + years, how many more years shall we wait for the Iranians to wake up and get off their asses to do something about it?

Everyone is looking for a peaceful solution, reforms under Islam, Green Movement Garbage, some waiting for the Time to heal all wounds, some look towards America to invade and liberate them, how about yourselves?

Why don’t you rely on your own two arms and feet to Change things?

Whatever happened to the mighty Persian Warrior Spirit? Are we now all Sissy Faggy, Touchy Feely, Liberal Reformist, Pacifist Little Fairies in Mamby Pamby Land?

Arabo Muslim Baboons, Mullahs, Hezbollah and Half Breeds have been occupying our country for over 3 decades! For God’s sake, get off your asses and do something about it?

The Liberal Reformists put forward a solution:

Pacifism + Reforms

Let us imagine for a second that “Cyrus The Great”, “Yaqub Leis Saffarid” and “George Washington” would have chosen this option (Pacifism + Reforms) rather than standing their own grounds and fight to death, shall we?

If Cyrus would have been a pacifist, the Persian Empire would have never been born!
If Yaqub was a pacifist, we would still be an Arab Colony, speaking Arabic in Tehran!
If Washington was a pacifist, then America would either still be a British Colony or part of the commonwealth having a cheesy governor (such as Canada, Australia, New Zealand, etc.)!

Iran is still Iran, a regional (Middle East) and a continental (Asia) power because of what Cyrus had done!
America is America because of what Washington had done!

There is nothing glorious, moral or even human about Pacifism and Reformism. In fact Pacifism and Reformism is a disease and infection which the today’s Iranians are infested by it!

My recommendation for “All” talented writers and artists (professional and amateur) out there is to get up, stand up and scream from the bottom of their hearts and top of their lungs:

“We are Persians and We are Alive.”

Show the world that you are still alive and you are still fighting for the Change. How can the world support you when you do not even support yourselves? Are you alive or dead?

Break the stagnation and show signs of life? Write, draw, recite, shout and show some pulse?!

“To remain silent and sit aside in times of need is not only a Sin but also a Crime.”

We are here to help you. Help us to help you free yourselves from the slavery of Allah, Islam and Imam! Help us put an end to the Government of Allah and AIOG in Iran.

If any of you talented Iranians still decides to remain silent and watch us from the sidelines, then you may as well be dead because you are no use to us, to revolution and to motherland. Join up, speak up, say what’s on your mind, the tribune is here:

Iran Politics Club Forum

Write up, we are not only here to entertain you but we are here to make you move and participate in the process to free Iran. Tribune is here:

Iran Politics Club Website

“The only thing that makes us human is that by the time of our death, we have achieved something that the world and the future generation will remember us by it. What have you done so far?”

Thanks for writing and I believe I covered your question. My replies were not only to you but they were for “All”.

Time to Wake Up and Stand Up.
At the end of the day, no one will help us to gain freedom but ourselves.
Rise Up or Remain Slaves.

More power to all freedom fighters of Iran
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New Movie on Persian Wars

Postby Ahreeman X » Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:08 pm

New Movie on Persian Wars


Ahhhhhhh Christmas, New Years, Holidays, Party Hardy, No Worky Worky ….. piled up mail, e-mails from here to the roof ……., but hey there are some interesting ones in there!

This one was worth publishing. This one is from a Jew Boy Filmmaker who is keen on Persians! Private information is blanked. Dig in:


From: < …@... >
To: IPC.Founder@gmail.com
Date: Mon, Dec 13, 2010 at 6:59 PM
Subject: New movie coming out about the Persian Wars

Mr. X:

I thoroughly enjoyed your website and have not yet gotten through with reading all of the articles. I am an American of the Jewish persuasion currently in production on a low budget, independent documentary feature film having to do with the Persian Wars. It is an epic beginning with King Xerxes and continuing into a modern day investigative report. I am a big fan of Xerxes and I thoroughly study the Persian Wars and the Achaemenid Empire, both for research on the film and my own curiosity. As you well know, it's hard to get literature written by Persians from the time period, because of the oral tradition and the Hellenized historical accounts. So, I find your website to be an immense resource and I appreciate your comments on my people.

My intention with this picture is to glorify Xerxes and the Persian Empire. My movie is nothing like 300, although I will be covering the Battle of Thermapylae. The part of Xerxes legacy I am looking into is the legend about him and Darius the First. The name of the picture is True Life: I'm the Son of Medusa, an account of Alexander's lost "Medusan War," based on the Greek myth of Perseus the Gorgon Slayer and how it continues to this day, with a paranormal investigation into the phenomenon.

So far, it is popular with the few Persians I know and I agree with you, I liked One Night With the King as well. I might add that I am a big fan of Abn Cenna, the man who studied this same phenomenon I study the most thoroughly of anyone, though he does not get credit for it in America. He studied it as medicine and science, which is how I understand it, not "magic," although the picture is about mythology and superstition.

The basic premise of the film is that the Persian Wars had this mythical dimension to it which has been kept hidden from the West and that a form of it still continues to this day and around the world--war over the folklore. In other words, it's a manifestation of the Perseus myth played out on the world stage, as it was in the time of Alexander.

Initially I had Alexander cast as a villain and personally I'm not a big Alexander guy, but I wanted to show layering in the characters and I have a Greek and Macedon fanbase, so I will be kind to Alexander, showing good and bad sides to him. Certainly Admedinijad himself would be hardpressed to portray Persia worse than the depiction of Xerxes in 300, possibly the weirdest character ever to grace the silver screen. I wrote this movie to do your history justice. Perhaps you could offer me some advice, on my understanding of Persian history and the places in California to find the artifacts I would like to film for the movie. I understand there is a Persian museum here is Los Angeles. I'm new in town, but I see you spend some time here, though I would like to ask where you are based out of? The opening scene will feature the temple ruins in Persepolis, the perpetual fire, and classical art depicting Xerxes. I also would like to film his signature double-headed bull, if I can find a relic or replica to represent him in this way, picturesquely. I would like to use the clemency scene from One Night With the King, but I may not get the permission to use or be able to afford the clip. True Life: I'm the Son of Medusa will be dropping in late 2011, with distribution overseas. Thank you again for the website, I'm really looking forward to reading all of your articles.

I might also mention that I applaud your political efforts.

Sincerely yours,
P ……, Executive Producer
C. C. Productions / C. C. Radio
Address: …….. , Los Angeles, California
Phone: ……


From: Ahreeman X
To: Jewish American Film Director

Dear Reader:

Thank you for your interest in ancient history, Iranian affairs and Persian culture. Thank you for your kind words about IPC.

In regards to achieving more information about Xerxes, Achaemenid Dynasty and Ancient Persian History, you can review:

Iran History Index

You can also review my books and papers at:

Iran Online English Library
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/library/eng ... /index.htm

Reviewing the Islam Index would also be educational:

Islam Index

Overall, as you have stated, it is very informative and educational to read IPC books, papers and articles.

In regards to Jews, my views are no secret. This whole animosity towards the Jews had entered Iran via Arabo-Muslim and their imported so called religion AKA political ideology (Islam), or else for thousands of years, these ancient people (Persians and Jews) were living together as brothers. Even until 31 years ago (birth of IRI) we had no problem with the Jews.

For God’s sake, Israel’s Ex president, Ex Defense Minister, and some of the top artists and musicians are Persians! Israel has 7.7 million population and over 100,000 of them are Persian (Jews and others)!

Iranian Population Inside and Outside Iran
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/library/ira ... /index.htm

Historical Facts on Israel - Palestine Issue
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/history/isr ... /index.htm

Now how on earth did we get from Cyrus (Savior of the Jews from slavery of Babylon) to Ahmadinejad (Human Imitation)? The same way that Germans got from Beethoven to Hitler!

Islam is a viral infection and until we get Islam out of the Iranian government and politics and start educating ourselves to Secularism and Federalism, then Iran will continue her cultural declining under the Islamic boots! Read:

History of Slavery in Iran
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/history/his ... /index.htm

You making a fair historical film on Greco-Persian Wars would be a breath of fresh air in comparison to Hollywood Liberal Lies and glorification of Greco-Romans as fathers of the Western Culture! If it wasn’t because of 8000 years of Persian Civilization (Mother Culture of the Globe), today’s America would have not existed!

Any history buff or even any fool who can read history, can only read true history and compare Cyrus The Great’s work and its effects on George Washington’s work!

It is very unfortunate that now the world recognizes us by Ahmadinejad, IRGC and Hezbollah!

I wish you success and health. Always remember:

“Many are Schooled, yet only a few are Truly Educated.”

For example, a great massive numbers of Americans have Ph.D.’s, Masters and College Degrees, yet except their own field, they are of the most uninformed people on earth! They don’t even know anything about the American Politics or Geography! Ahmadinejad also has a Ph.D., but then again take a look at his educational level!

Read a page of IPC a day, it will keep the ignorance away!

Adios Amigo

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Postby Ahreeman X » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:36 pm



This one is interesting and it talks about a common problem and the wrong assumption of the Westerners (due to ignorance) assuming that all Iranians are Muslim! As usual the identity and e-mail address of the sender is blanked for privacy. Check it out:


from: Manouchehr M. < ... @ ... >
to: iranpoliticsclub@gmail.com
date: Fri, Jan 14, 2011 at 6:24 PM
subject: Zoroastrianism



To the glory of Ahura Mazda.

I am proud to be a Zoroastrian and I firmly believe in Ahura Mazda, the Wise Creator.
I have been residing in U.S.A. as from 2009.
I am always asked by Americans " where I come from "
When I say I am from Iran, immediately they retort " are you a Muslim".
I am a Zoroastrian , I reply.
Zoroastrian. Who are they, comes the curiosity.
It appears, majority of Americans as well as Europeans are not familiar with Zoroaster and his religion. I, therefore thought it proper to revert to this often asked question in this condensation. The materials used in this condensation are not new nor self created, but culled from the works of various scholars and intellectuals, who I wish to thank irrespective of bringing up their name.
Hope, this condensation will help propound the truth of Zoroastrianism for others.
Manouchehr M.
San Jose, USA---Jan.,2011


Zoroastrians believe in one God called Ahura Mazda, the Wise Creator or the God of Wisdom.

Also, Zoroastrians are called Mazdiyasnans and in India as Parsis. They are adherents of Asho Zartosht, called Zoroaster by Greeks and Europeans and Zartosht, Zardosht or Zaratoshtra in Persian. Zoroaster lived long before ancient prophets like Buddha and Moses. The birth date and birth place of Zoroaster is a topic. The Greek historians of yesteryears have mentioned that Zoroaster lived 6000 years before the Trojan war. On the authority of Aristotle, it is believed that Zoroaster lived 6350 years BC. The Greeks knew for certain that Zoroaster lived thousand of years before their time and they were not fools to date the Zoroaster era so early in their recorded history despite the fact that it made their civilization look younger than the era of Zoroaster, something they would not normally succumb into admitting.

Other historians have put down the birth date and birth place of Zoroaster to more than 8000 years BC and the place as Bactria [ Afghanistan ]. Yet some others put it as far as 4000 years BC and the place Ragha [ Iran ], while others depict it as having been in 600 years BC in Mogan [Iran
In view of the above claims and the tradition that places Zoroaster's millennium as 12000 years in four cycles of 3000 years each, Zoroaster lived thousand of years BC and not several hundred years BC as some would like to think today. It would not be imprudent to accept the concept of three Zoroasters in the history. On basis of the stated millennium belief, the next two spiritual leaders having the real characteristics of Zoroaster the First, succeeded him. Zoroaster the First born in Bactria about 8000 years BC, 1st successor, born in Ragha around 4000 years BC and the 2nd successor born in Mogan, 600 years BC. The succession record did not continue on account of Arab invasion of Iran which left the Zoroastrians and their religion in total disarray. Later on ,the practice of succession of religious leaders influenced Buddhism, Christianity and Islam, with the difference that the succession in these religion take place upon the death of the present respective leaders like the Pope, the Dalai Lama and the Vali and not in a succeeding millennium as in Zoroastrian religion.

Zoroastrianism flourished in Iran during the Achaemenian,the arscid and the Sassanian dynasty and became the official religion of the Iranian empires.Zoroastrianism declined because of imposed Arabic thoughts and forced conversion by the Arab invaders, while few adherents of Zoroaster managed to survive the calamity.

Fundamental of Zoroastrianism.

Sound morals are of great importance in Zoroastrian religion. Man [ humane] is considered the representative of God who is bound to strive for the welfare of the world and benefit all creations. The basic principles of Zoroastrianism are


These principles are the primary requisites of conduct in Zoroastrianism. Zoroastrianism is a universal religion and not restricted to a particular group, race,tribe or sect and could be professed by all who adopt these primary requisites.Zoroaster has laid great stress on freedom and states that every man and woman is free to choose whatever path and behavior he or she think is best without any compulsion and urges


There is no compulsion in Zoroastrianism. It is the only religion whose adherents are given a choice. Even children of Zoroastrin parents are officially initiated [accepted ] into the Zoroastrian faith only between the age of 7 and 15 endowing them the free will and careful consideration.
This initiation is called Navjot. Man and woman enjoy equal status in Zorostrianism .


Apart from the sacred "Gatha " containing hymns originally composed by Zoroaster, Avesta is the prayer book of Zoroastrians. Avesta consist of five parts: 1- Blessings, 2 - Homage, 3 - Worship, 4 - Moral laws and 5 - Customs.

Zoroastrians pray five times in a day [ 24 hrs ]. Prayers are held before fire and in absence of fire before other illuminable elements. For light is considered a symbol of radiation of God helping to distinguish good from bad in clear vision.

Five types of fire are described in Avesta. 1 - The fire of eternity, 2 - The fire of electricity [cloud] , 3 - The fire of plants [energy], 4 - The fire of animals [energy] and 5 - The ordinary fire. In ancient time, the only element that could glow in all times and conditions was fire which was and is preserved in Fire Temples as a symbol of purity. Therefore, the Zoroastrians are inadvertently called fire worshipers. The fire like air,water and earth is respected by Zoroastrians as a useful and essential element of nature and not worshiped. Likewise, it would be wrong to term Christians as cross worshipers because of their respect for the cross and term Muslims as stone worshiper because of their respect for Kaaba made of stones.

Zoroastrian prayers are versed in various chapters consisting of several stanzas,Each chapter starts with " In the name of God, the Merciful, the Beneficent and the Compassionate.

Festivals and ceremonies.

According to Zoroastrianism, sorrow, grieving, penitence, mortification,long life celibacy, anger, revenge, mourning and religious sacrifices including sacrifice of animals are forbidden. Happiness and joy are evident in Zoroastrianism from ancient times. Various festivals are celebrated by Zoroastrians. Zoroastrians believe happiness brings progress and prosperity leading mankind to perfection.

Zoroastrians perform elaborate ceremonies. The grandest of all is called Navrooz or New year. Zoroastrian year is based on solar calendar. The year is divided into four seasons, Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter.The Zoroastrin year begins in Spring at the time of vernal equinox, considered the most authentic calendar. In Zoroastrin calendar, there are 30 days to a month [total 360+5 adjusted days=365] and every day of the month carries a particular name.

Besides Navrooz, Zoroastrians celebrate several festivals.On occasion of a particular day coinciding with a particular month having the same name is celebrated as festival. For example, the day Meher in the month of Meher is celebrated as Mehergan, Meher meaning love,affection and kindness. Valentine day is considered the equivalent of Mehergan. So the day Tir in the month of Tir is celebrated as Tirgan and so forth. During Tirgan , Zoroastrians spray water on each other heralding the on set of Summer. In India this festival is called Holi,in Germany festival of beer .in Cambodia an Thailand festival of water.

Another grand fastival of Zoroastrians is Sadeh, commemorating the discovery of fire an essential and useful element for mankind
Special ceremonies are held for marriage and death with recitation of related prayers.


In Zoroastrian religion, philanthropy is considered one of the highest virtues of mankind.Zoroastrians are known for their charity where ever they settle.Zoroastrians have built schools, hospitals, libraries,museums,recreational institutes open to all faith and creed and enormously contributed for culture and education,


I am honored to be a member of the religion professed by the Iranian Emperor "Cyrus the Great' who 2500 years ago proclaimed the Charter of Human Rights which today has become the motto of UNO


From: Ahreeman X
To: Manouchehr M.

IPC Office showed me your e-mail and it is indeed interesting. Thank you for your input. It is a common ignorance in the west to assume that all Iranians are Muslim, yet in reality, there's barely any true Muslim left in Iran! Due to 32 years of IRI reign,

Some Iranians converted from Islam to other religions
Some Iranians become Non Denominationals and only believe in God
Some Iranians had become Anti Islam
Some Iranians become Atheists

IRI had made the Iranian public opinion to grow Anti Islam.

You may find this interesting (if you haven't already read it), go to:

IPC Website => Philosophy => Zoroastra and Zoroastrianism, The Real Story

Zoroastra and Zoroastrianism, The Real Story
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/ ... /index.htm

By the way, you said you are from Iran, right? So you must be a Muslim, ha?!
hee hee hee ...

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Express Your Love for Valentine's Day

Postby IPC » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:35 am

Express Your Love for Valentine's Day!

Friends and Members:

Ahreeman X writes:



This one surely caught my attention and she surely deserves an answer, so here it goes:


From: Shooshoo Joon < ... @ .... >
To: IPC Founder < IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Sat Jan 1, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Subject: Express Your Love for Valentine's Day


I been sending emails after emails with my bio and portfolio for publication. I sent emails to the printshop, information emails and even web mistress. No one gets back to me. I did as you instructed under modeling section. My shots were large, clear, professional and bio was complete. Why no one got back to me and why you didn't publish me as an IPC model? I demand an answer. Why are you people ignoring me? HAVE DECENCY TO ANSWER.

I'm a very sexy, lovely and smart girl. Everyone tells me so, my friends, family and at school. I'm flawless and a diva. I'm perfect, my parents told me so.

I'm a beauty pageant, a model, a singer and one day I'll be Miss Universe. Your loss if you don't publish me. I'm a model dangit, publish me you fool. Why I'm not published, I demand an answer?

I think you should interview me too.



From: Ahreeman X
To Shooshoo Joon

Shooshoo Joon, Akh joon ....
Khosheman Amad ..... (Naseredin Shah Style)!

You surely deserve an answer, you have been sending e-mails right and left and these heartless people did not give you an answer (I will spank them starting from Cat). not to worry, Ahreeman is here to give you an answer,

There is no doubt in my mind that you have won many awards in local beauty pageants, done some modeling and singing. You are a smart girl and you are Mommy and Daddy's treasure chest. You are the "It Girl" at school and you are the "Trophy Girl" in the family. But, there is a but .......

But to be a Hit in your local school, family and town is one thing and then to be published in IPC as the "Hot New Model" is a totally different world apart from that!

Let me give you an example:

I am a scientist, a computer scientist with studies in physics, relativity and general scince. Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking are also physicists and scientists; however, I cannot demand to join the same club as them, simply because I am in a different level than them. Theoretically compare to me, they are Gods!

I mean no disrespect but you are demanding to be in a league way out of yours! I read your biography and I saw your portfolio and I am sure they are worth "Something" but you are talking IPC Hot New Model; furthermore, you demand to be interviewed! Do you realize that out of all models published in IPC, I only interviewed less than a handful? They had something to say which was unique and we all know that models barely have anything to say (no disrespect)!

I am replying to your numerous e-mails because I adore your persistence and I am sure that if you continue this persistence then one day you will get somewhere but do it step by step and not try to do a high jump (IPC).

I apologize for everyone not responding to you, but have in mind that we receive hundreds of e-mails a week and there's only handful of us.

This was my take but if you think I'm wrong, then you may want to try Sports Illustrated or Playboy Magazine (Don't shoot me, I'm only the messenger)! Naaaa seriously, try consulting with Iranian cheesy Tabloid Ragazines, Websites and TVs, you will have some luck with them.

Shooshoo jan, as your family doctor, I recommend for you to immediatly seize drinking Duq (Persian Yogurt Soda) and start drinking Milk, so one day you will be big and strong and ready to play with the Big Girls in the Big League. Your Persian may not be good enough to comprehend the Persian expression, so ask Mommy and Daddy about it!

..... and please don't send me a cuss e-mail chewing my butt for this lovely letter that I am sending you. Hey, after all, you have finally gotten an answer and not just from anyone but from Ahreeman himself!

Thanks for your interest in IPC. Keep up the good work and keep on reading IPC.

Now I will express my love for Valentine's Day: :hug:



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I Curse You!

Postby CR » Mon May 30, 2011 4:08 pm

I Curse You!

Hello readers

I’ll borrow (hijack) Ahreeman’s threat to post one of mine. I get a lot of H & H (hate and horny mail) but sometimes I get silly ones.

Unlike Ahreeman, I don’t often check my emails and when I do, there’s no guarantee I get action pact ones like Ahreeman does, but sometimes I get good ones like this short one. The writer curses me and condemns me! Check:


From: Madina Sharif < … @ … >
To: IPC.WebMistress@gmail.com
Date: Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 2:00 AM
Subject: I Curse You!

my ALLAH himself open you eyes and help you out of the misery or punish you for what you were saying on this internet side! I hope you have dauhters, which hates you! If they dont than alot of people do!


From: Catayoun Razmjou
To: Madina Sharif

“ my ALLAH himself open you eyes”

I didn’t know you own Allah!

“ and help you out of the misery”

What? I didn’t know I’m miserable! :-)

“ or punish you for what you were saying on this internet side!”

But I didn’t stop, I still say it!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

“ I hope you have dauhters, which hates you!”

But why? I didn’t insult your Arab Rock (Allah) which was placed in Kabbah, Ahreeman did!

“ If they dont than alot of people do!”

I’m sure they do.

Listen, are you a gypsy Arab living in Germany (checked your address)? You curse like Gypsies and you write English like illiterates, uh oh sorry I meant like Arabs :~)

Would you please take the curse off because I travel a lot back and forth to North Africa and I don’t need a plane crash. I promise I’ll read 3 rakat namaz but no way 5 rakat! I’ll even promise to bend over a lot while reading the namaz but then you must promise no peeking or touching when I bend over ….. wait a sec, I forgot that you’re an Arab Lesbian, of course you can’t help yourself not to peek and touch! Fine then, you can peek and touch, but only a LITTLE BIT…………………

Listen, Madina, are you from Madinah? Then you must know, now that you cursed me, all of my 21 daughters from all of my 21 husbands (I’m racing with Muhammed and trying to go for number 22) will hate me and condemn me. Now that we are both condemned (you for being muslim and I for being cursed by you), then can we just wear purple tights and pink heels and go dancing in Kabbah with Muhammed’s bones? Let’s do a nasty Boogie Woogie Bedu dance like we do in Morocco and do a Trio with Muhammed’s bones. Of course afterwards we can qosl, vozu and read namaz prayers (but only 3 rakats). Will you join me for this spiritual erotic experiment?

Thanks for your muslim kindness and consideration. I’ll send you boat tickets to get from Germany back to Madinah and Kabbah (I can’t afford paying for your plane tickets and I know you’re too cheap to pay for yourself).

Ps: Take an English course before you write letters in English. Your English writing took off from my email and started running in the desert under the hot sun of Morocco like Moroccan crabs (inside Persian joke)!

Thank you kindly Madina

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300 Spartans, the Real Story

Postby Ahreeman X » Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:48 pm

300 Spartans, the Real Story

Here is an interesting letter and reply which I have posted under the Ancient History Room, because the related topic exists over there; therefore, I am posting a link to it over here:

Dialogue of Chai Adam Mason and Ahreeman X

300 Spartans, the Real Story
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Iranian Culture of Slavery - Jahan Koodak School

Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:18 am

Iranian Culture of Slavery - Jahan Koodak School

Here is an interesting and informative cultural trade between Maziar Aptin and me which has been posted under its proper thread, yet a link to it is also posted here. Enjoy:

Iranian Culture of Slavery - Jahan Koodak School
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewto ... 6cbc9#7247
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Why am I a Conservative?

Postby Ahreeman X » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:19 pm

Why am I a Conservative?

This is a good one:

* * *

From: Ahreeman X
To: Maziar Aptin

Maziar Jan:

Your PDF version of memoir is a chaos. How about if you send me the text in MS word separate and the photos separate. I have your new PDF format, so I know which photo goes where. I will reorganize, reformat and publish it in few parts as few web pages. In this manner it will be an organized book.

The way you sent it, some text is landed on top of some photos, font sizes are screwed up like different size lobsters crawling, in other words the complete format is a tragedy and unappetizing to the reader. But then again what can one expect from an old liberal (I kill myself)!

Of course I have to do some work to make it look good and appetizing for the readers.

Get back to me



* * *

From: Maziar Aptin < sepeedjamegan@gmail.com >
To: IPC Founder < IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Mon, Sep 19, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Subject: Memoirs
Important: mainly because of your interaction with messages in the conversation.

Are you serious? It must have scrambled in transit. Why is it my fault that the mail service screwed it up? Is there any other way that it could be sent without being scrambled that we "No tech people should know"?

Okay I will send you in non PDF. Let me know if it came alright.

By the way; I thank you for telling me this. As a token of my appreciation I would like to send you a promotional T-shirt. I hope you don't mind; I do not have the one for 2012 election I must send you the one I have from 2009. Obama's picture is right over the chess area.

Love you baby

* * *

From: Ahreeman X
To: Maziar Aptin

Maziar Jan:

I. About Memoirs

Your MS Word version is worst. I don’t know is it you or Gmail. Of course I can read between the lines and find the photos from around the net but it will take more work. Do you have the Text Only version? Another problem which I have noticed with your latest Word Documents is that you do not have the typical 1” space on top and bottom of each page. This lack of header and footer makes the complete essay to break up. I don’t know if you have accidentally done something to your MS Word setting (Antique 97 version) which contributed to this disaster?!

Anyhow, if you have the text version only, then send it and if not, I’ll work on it. Of course later on you should go over the published version to make sure nothing was cut. For God’s sake, in the future do not try to create books on PDF and Word, spare people’s eyes! Just send the text and photos separately (name photos by numbers starting from 01 and then a name) and in your text, just write what photo goes where, example:


Photo 01 name


II. About Brainstorming Forum for Future Iranian Government

You are such a hypocrite. If you really care about this subject then create a forum post in PC forum. The website is here and the forum is here. I am sure that the Iranian global net community and website owners were all awaiting you to come up with this offer! We even had this debate before in IPC forum and the topic is there.

III. About T-Shirt

Do not send me the face of Obama or his wife on anything because the American Liberal Biased Media (State Run Media or as Sarah calls them “Lame Stream Media”) has Obama’s face on all channels, papers and magazines 24 – 7. The problem is that Obama’s face works as laxative for me and one look at Chocolate Boy’s Face, gives me the Runs! Now do you want me to get hemorrhoids due to over active rectum?

Now was that too politically Incorrect for you liberals? I know you love your political correctness!

Adios Lib

* * *

From: Maziar Aptin < sepeedjamegan@gmail.com >
To: IPC Founder < IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Mon, Sep 19, 2011 at 10:33 PM
Subject: Memoirs
Important: mainly because of your interaction with messages in the conversation.

It must be the gmail. This is the first time that I put pictures in my writing. I sent this to a Shah parast. He did not say anything about pictures being scrambled but he was too furious that why I wrote this memoir about Shah. Maybe he was too angry to notice the scrambled pictures. I emailed my son to see if his was scrambled or not. I am waiting for his answer. Maybe it is you! Okay that was a joke.

By the way this angry Shah parast who was a Sargent in the Air Force accused me of being a communist writing things against Shah which reminded me of back home and for a second I felt a chill like I was still there. I forwarded all our correspondents to you to realize what kind of atmosphere these types of people were creating for the rest of us

I will make a copy and pull all the pictures out and will send the text to you then you can put the pictures and the underwriting back. How is that?

About the brainstorming. I did not send to anyone else yet. So you think it is not original and my suggestion stinks! Okay I will shelf it. Thank you for telling me.

You really love Serra, don't you! I like her too but only for one night.

You said on your website that you are against monarchy. But I think that your mind and logic is against but your heart and emotion is for. If you may noticed; all monarchists in the US are republican, so are you. They call him Allahazrat, so do you. They say he did lots of good for the country, so do you but in a lesser degree. The reason that you monarchists are republican is; British approached Truman to over through Mossadegh, he refused. British waited until Eisenhower became president and he went along. You monarchists hate Democrats because Truman did not do what Ike did, then it was Carter who kicked Shah out. So that is understandable. Think about it. Deep in your heart you are Shahist. But I forgive you my child.


* * *

From: Ahreeman X
To: Maziar Aptin

Maziar Jan:

I. I just edited your memoirs. Now I must search for good quality pictures. Yes, the format of your MS Word lacks header and footer (in your memoirs and Brainstorming which are the last 2 essays you wrote). This means you did something to the page layout format in your MS word, and No I am not imagining it, surely you screwed something up and now it is as default. Of Course gmail also contributes to it due to incompatibility with the new Internet Explorer Browser 9.0 which I have. I copy pasted all on a new MS Word Doc with normal settings and then edited it. Not to worry, Ahreeman fixed everything. It took a while but Ahreeman fixed all, thus Ahreeman is a God!

Can I ask you to from now on stop using “aa” and settle with just “a” in Persian words? “a” is known to be “aa” in certain places (public knows that). By writing “aa” you are contradicting many Persian names which are known around the net as written with just “a”. In other words the names of people are written a certain way around the net and in the dictionaries, but you write them different. By doing so, when a net surfer searches the net for a character, he will never see your article, because you write the name of people differently. I know you are trying to clarify the pronunciations but maybe you want to follow this rule:

Persian Latin Alphabet
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/library/per ... /index.htm

Don’t worry about “ a ” or “ aa ” or “ a’ ” because they are all understood. Just write “a”.
We are trying to unify the writing and not confusing the people more and more than what they already are.

Same goes for

Abu Moslem


Tudeh Party

Yaqub Leis Saffarid



So stop your “aa” and “oo” and “gh” and etc.

aa = a
oo = u
gh = q

Names of the dynasties are also better written as the Latin version (for unity), so they can be easily found on the net and avoid confusion:

Iran Dynasties and Monarchs of 8000 Years
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/history/ira ... /index.htm

I always try to unify words on the net and not write various versions of the same word. This unification eases the search for the reader and makes the writer’s work popular. Unfortunately most Iranian websites and web authors do not know how Internet works but I do.

Above suggestions are for your own good, so more people can find and read your books and article.

II. About the Sergeant, I think I know who you are talking about. He is out of it. Don’t you just love teasing the monarchists? It is so much fun! They are the Jurassic dinosaurs of the past who can neither adapt to the present and future nor can they travel back to the good old times! They are truly suffering and every time we speak of the truth, we are in fact pouring more salt on their wounds and make them suffer more! I love teasing monarchists for 2 reasons:

a. I am a sadist.

b. Maybe I can finally whack some of these guys behind the neck and drag them back to reality from the fantasy which they have been living in for over 33 years.

III. About the brainstorming, I do not mean that it is a bad idea but I am saying that primarily we need to free Iran and unlike your statement (Iran will soon be free), it will never happen nowhere near soon unless:

a. A Bloody Revolution, which is doubtful via the Silent Majority (I doubt it with Kun-e Goshad-e Iranians)

b. US Invasion / Liberation which is again doubtful with Hussein Obama’s appeasement policies.

So we got a long way to go to Brainstorm about economical ways to make the future Iranian government prosperous. Besides, it has been done before around the net and in IPC forum. But if you insist, I’ll post it in the club.

IV. About Monarchy and GOP I will add it to the debate (our long debate to be published in the future) and reply to you there but for now settle for this:

Let me throw it right back at you,

To call me a Monarchist in heart because Monarchists are also GOP
is the same as
I call you a Monarchist in heart because Liberals seek Big Government and Shah also had a Big Government.

In fact all Liberal Socialists, Monarchists, Marxists, Islamists, Nazis, Fascists and Euro-Pee-On Socialists seek Big Government, so should we call all of them alike?

On the other hand, us Conservatives seek small government, less government and more individualism,

So in a nutshell,

Difference between Monarchists and Me:

Monarchists are GOP because they kiss GOP’s ass to return the Monarchy to Iran.
Ex: Reza Pahlavi

I am GOP because I am an American Patriot.
I believe in:
Fiscal Conservatism, Small Government, Limited Power for Government, Free Markets, American Exceptionalism, Strong Military, Moral Values, Gun Rights and 2nd Amendment, 1st Amendment, and Freedom and Federalism American Style.

I am as American as Apple Pie.

On the contrary today’s Democratic Party has changed from Party of Roosevelt, Kennedy and Clinton to a Radical Socialist Party. Today’s Democratic Party is very close to Marxism.

Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Hussein Obama, Howard Dean, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, “Nancy Old Pussy” and “Harry Ridemun” are not exactly your old time Democrats. They are directing this glorious nation to become a Euro-Pee-On nation while at the same time Socialism has failed in Europe and has become a showcase piece in the museum of Bad Ideas which has never quite came out right in practice!

As a Capitalist, Gun Loving, Moral Patriot, I rather eat Shiite and Die rather than align myself with Liberals.

After all, I can never be a Liberal, because I work for living!

You see, I’m not on Welfare, Healthcare, Social Security, Housing, Food Stamps, Dick Care or any other handout from Government to become a dependant Democratic Voter!

Us GOP Patriots work for living and buy our own way. We want no part of government in our lives.

This is why I am a true American Patriot and proud GOP member and a Tea Party Organizer.

And this is why Iranian American Democrats are only self serving opportunists, just looking to get something for nothing from the government. They are neither American Patriots nor Iranian Nationalists.

Iranian American Democrats are Leeches of the Society. This is why all IRI Agents, Lobbyists, Media and Free Loaders are all Liberal Democrats.

Of course there are always good folk which happen to be Democrats due to uninformity (like yourself). The politically uninformed and brainwashed by American Media are All Democrats (like you).

In today’s America the divide is too big and Conservatives and Liberals are a world apart. There is no way that we can compromise on anything. The only time that I would like to reach across the aisle is to grab a liberal’s neck and choke the hell out of him!

As a matter of fact Tea Party wants to cleanup GOP, then Democratic Party and then DC and America. It’s either this or a Revolution.

It all comes down to this:

If I wanted to live under Socialism, I would go to Europe, pay high taxes, ruled by government and look for handouts.

If I wanted to live under Islam, I would go to Middle East and live under religion of peace.

I came here to live free and allowed the opportunity to create my own wealth but unfortunately Bull Shiite (Hussein Obama) with his Marxist Islamist Ideas followed me here.

Do or Die in 2012. We will change America back to America or else we have to move out of America.

For those wanting Socialism, they can always get out and move to Europe.

This is why I am a Fiscal Conservative, Reagan Conservative, Tea Party Patriot and a GOP Member.

We worship America and what it stands for.
Liberals don’t!

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Definition of Persian Expressions

Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:40 pm

Definition of Persian Expressions

Get a load of this one if you can:

* * *

From: Megen Barrett < …@....>
To: IPC Founder < IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Tue, Jun 21, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Subject: Seeking definition of a few "Persian" expressions

To IPC.Founder@gmail.com

Hi -

I stumbled upon your website after doing a google search for the word saliteh after seeing the word on Iranain.com. My google search revealed your site as the only other place where the word is used.

I'm neither Persian/Iranian nor Muslim & am only a beginner to learning to speak (not read) Persian so if you could offer a brief definition of the below words, it would be greatly appreciated. I just really enjoy learning about Persian culture/people/art/society etc....

I'm guessing the below words/phrases are not complimentary. IMO, truly when we learn about one's humor, we learn a lot about some of their value system. Example: in American culture, a common phrase that indicates someone is "in charge" is to referr to them as the "top dog". A more modern use of referring to one as 'dog' is in the hip-hop culture & again it is viewed as complimentary NOT an insult. (hey, Americans lover their dogs).

-Sister of Zeynab



-Charand -O- Parand

“Is this why our clergy are brain absent?! Is this why Sisters of Zeynab are senseless Saliteh and Akeleh wenches?”


In Iranian.com:

“ A Saliteh is still a Saliteh

What the hell is he doing for living beside saying Charand -O- Parand?”

Thank you for any help you can offer ..... & for including this email in your reply.


Nashville, TN

* * *

From: Ahreeman X
To: Magen

Dear Magen:

I apologize for replying to you 3 months late, but I am sure that you are aware that I am dead busy; however, as you can see I do read my mail (all hundreds of them on weekly basis) and I do reply to those deserving a reply. Hey, better late than never, right?! OK let’s roll:

“Hi –“

Howdy Maam (Southern Style) from home of country music.

“I stumbled upon your website after doing a google search for the word saliteh”

For God’s sake woman, from all the words in Persian language, the word “Saliteh” dragged you here?!

From all the terms in Iranian history, culture, art, poetry in the largest Iranian website in the globe (IPC), the term “Saliteh” brought you to Poppa Ahreeman?!

I don’t know about you Southern gals!

“after seeing the word on Iranain.com.”

Watch out woman, that website is published by a troll. That site is a Bang and Bologna Tabloid backed by IRI (Islamic Republic of Iran) and a bunch of Reformist Hezbollahs (Reformist Fraction of IRI) and IRI Lobbyists read it and write in it.

“My google search revealed your site as the only other place where the word is used.”

Probably that’s the only thing us and them have in common, otherwise we are Iranian Opposition and they are Turban-less Mullahs and Chadori Women in drag (in suit and ties and dresses).

“I'm neither Persian/Iranian”

What a shame, your loss

“ nor Muslim”

Thank God, we have enough of them running Iran.

“ & am only a beginner to learning to speak (not read) Persian”

Hey you went to the wrong place! Iranian.com folks can’t read or write neither in Persian nor English.

“ so if you could offer a brief definition of the below words, it would be greatly appreciated.”

Not to worry my daughter, Ahreeman shall provide.

“ I just really enjoy learning about Persian culture/people/art/society etc....”

Of all places in Iranian.com?

This is the same as stating that you are learning about American Culture, art, people and society in TMZ, People Magazine, or best put in Mustang Ranch Whorehouse, Las Vegas!

If you want to learn about Persian everything, then you have came to the right place, everything you need to know about Iran is right under this roof:


Everything substantial about Iran and not Kos O She’r. Here is a new word for you to learn:

Kos O She’r = Rubbish, Nonsense
Literal meaning of the words:
Kos O She’r = Vagina and Poetry
Aren’t Persians poetically humorous even in their daily slang vocabulary?!

“I'm guessing the below words/phrases are not complimentary.”

That a smart girl. You got it gal!

“ IMO, truly when we learn about one's humor, we learn a lot about some of their value system.”

That’s my gal! Let me talk southern to you, after all I am the notorious Eye-Rainian Redneck:

I recon let’s git the fiddle, moonshine, step dancers and the good ol boys and a have shindig Hee Haw ….

Check em out gal:

Eye-Rainian and Iranian!

Eye-Rainian RedNeck Files: A Day at the Gun Club!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/eyera ... /index.htm

“ Example: in American culture, a common phrase that indicates someone is "in charge" is to referr to them as the "top dog". A more modern use of referring to one as 'dog' is in the hip-hop culture & again it is viewed as complimentary NOT an insult. (hey, Americans lover their dogs).”

Girl are you teaching me American slangs?
I can teach you American slangs which you have never heard of!
I am as American as Apple Pie!

And in Hip Hop cheesy culture (What culture?) while their baggy pants are falling off their asses, they call one another “Dawg” and not “Dog”! Git it right gal!

OK allow me to respond to your questions:

Sister of Zeynab
An Islamist Female Fanatic in chador (Iranian style hejab veil), A Female Police from IRI, An Overzealous Muslim Bimbo, A Female Dress Police (by day) and a Muslim Tramp (by night) who becomes Siqeh (temporary marriage) to relief Mullahs from their hard-ons (now was that graphic enough for yous)!

Traditional Persian for whore, wench, rowdy woman

Traditional Persian for bitch, rude and mouthy female

Charand O Parand
Kos O She’r, nonsense, gibberish, Bull Shiite

“Is this why our clergy are brain absent?! Is this why Sisters of Zeynab are senseless Saliteh and Akeleh wenches?”


In Iranian.com:

“ A Saliteh is still a Saliteh

What the hell is he doing for living beside saying Charand -O- Parand?”

Thank you for any help you can offer ..... & for including this email in your reply.”

You got it girl.


Nashville, TN”

Well I’ll catch up with yee in the Good Ol Grand Ole Opry, down in Nashville. Now git goin gal,. but yeall come back yee hear? Bye now an thank yee Maam (now that was southern with Elvis lip twitch)!


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I’m a Model God Dammit!

Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:02 pm

I’m a Model God Dammit!

Check out this one. We get a lot of mails such as this but this one was tasteful so let’s respond to it and publish it:

From: Shadi < …@... >
To: IPC Founder < IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 8:10 PM
Subject: I’m a Model God Dammit

Hey Sheytoon

I’ve sent bio & portfolio to your print shop, I sent backup email and I sent follow up. I still haven’t heared from them. You guys aren’t in habbit of returning email, are you? That’s shameless. For your information I’m not some pire dokhtar or bache loos dreaming of becoming a model. I am a model. I’ve done shoots at the beach, swimsuit, lingere, commercial catalogue for clothing department stores, magazine modeling, shows and pagents.

My goal is to become a fashion model, runway and designer brand model. With or without your help, I’ll make it. I’ll do anything and I mean anything to make it. You should help me cause I got it and you know I got it. Tell your print shop to return people’s emails and not be rude. Answer me now, are you going to help me or not? I’ll do anything. Pay attention to me. God dammit I’m a model.




From: Ahreeman X
To: Shadi

Dear Shadi:

With much apology for delay, you must understand that I am very busy and my mail box is always loaded with mail. I read all of them, I try to get to all of their requests and respond to the ones which require a response. Soon or late they will hear from me, some soon and some 3.5 months later like you!

Perdoname, I’m only a little Satan trying to make it in the land of Great Satan!
Perdoname …. I’ll remember your love … Lala Lala La La Laaaaa …..

Hey, I’m serenading you!

OK, aside the Ahreemanic Bull Shiite, let’s get serious. Check it out girl:

Do you know how many models, musicians, painters, authors, writers, cartoonists, graphic artists and artists send their material along with publication requests to IPC Print Shop? Do you know how many a week? A Month? And don’t think for a second that all of them are cheesy! We have many talents out there.

It takes time to go through all of them, select the publishable ones, edit them, reformat them, photo shop them, design them, program them and publish them. Lot’s and lot’s of work.

If you are good,

Dir o zud dareh vali sukht o suz nadareh!
Persian expression:
We may get back to you soon or late, but one way or another we will get back and won’t burn you!

And if you think the print shop did not return your call soon, well you have another thing coming with me, because if it takes print shop to return a call in a month, it takes me to return it in 3 months! Why? Because I receive a hell of a lot more mail than the print shop does!

So sorry for delay and you will now get my advice,

In general many Iranian girls are trying to make it in the modeling field. Everyone is zooming to becoming a fashion model, but they all fail to see a reality. This is not being rude but this is a fact:

“One must be at least 6 feet tall or over to become a fashion model.”

Many try but only those at or above 6 feet tall may make it in the business. The rest become models in other fields such as catalogue, magazine, shows and events, TV game shows, photography, art, commercials and if lucky play in some films or TV series.

The Runway Fashion Models and Photo Shoot Fashion Models who get the jobs for big designer brands and shows are all at least 6 feet tall.

Now let me ask you a question?

“How many 6 feet tall Iranian girls do you know?”

“How may 6 feet tall Iranian men do you know?”

This is why we have not many Persian Fashion Models who are internationally relevant.

Most Iranians unlike yours truly (who stands at 6’ 3” tall) are short. Men are short and women are shorter. Of course being beautiful, having a specific attractive face and fine body helps; however, you must have the height to make it big.

If you want to make millions as a fashion model, you must at least be 6 feet tall.

The politically correct liberal garbage which you hear on TV about how these days everyone including short girls and even 250 pounds fat girls can be models is all Bull Shiite! Of course they can be models for Big Curves Magazine, Walmart Catalogue and Big and Tall Store or maybe they can become the subject of some Arab Chubby Chasers desire who will chase after them in Little Arab Middle Eastern Kingdoms of the south Persian Gulf; however, they will never see the light of the runway.

In your case, I seen your shoots, bio and I believe you are cute and you have the chutzpah to do something with your life. If you want to continue modeling, then I suggest print and catalogue modeling. We need to be realistic so we can properly plan our future. You must choose a logical path for your future.

For instance, I can say that “I am a leader God Dammit”! I would love to free Iran, get rid of Mullahs, Muslims and Mosques all in one shot, create a secular, federal, democratic republic and advance Iran to become a superpower like it used to be. But is this most likely to occur today? Will it occur in my life time? You see, we can succeed in life if we plan it right. Proper planning means success in life.

The only person that can make you successful is you. Luck, Chance, God, Guardian Angels and Benevolent Providers are all myths. There are people such as me who can give you good advice but ultimately it is you who can make you succeed in life.

I strongly suggest for you to continue education as far as you are able to progress and advance, thus you can always fall back on your education and make a living. World is full of starving musicians, poets, artists and models. It is always good to have a backup plan so we don’t end up flipping burgers in Burger King or worst protest with a bunch of bongo banging, ear nose wearing, Peace T-shirt wearing, pot smoking, free loving, canvas beanie hatting, flea bag liberal anarchists at the Occupy Wall Street hangouts lounging on the street corners for a month! I can’t stand those left over hippies from the 1960s and their disciples! My advice to them is get a job and start from the bottom.

Therefore, you can keep the dream alive and do some print and catalogue modeling but stay in school and educate yourself all the way as far as it can take you.

Look at the bright side, life can change in a minute and you may succeed in a totally different field.

For instance there was a time in my life which I started playing football (American) in college, university and Semi Pro. I was a fine linebacker and I even had the opportunity to play for NFL but destiny was in a manner that I went in a totally different direction. I continued education all the way to the top, become a computer scientist, university professor and then used my skills to become a web journalist. Look at it this way, if I would have become a Football Player, IPC would have never been born and Ahreeman X would have not existed! What would the world do without Ahreeman X? Where would the world be without Ahreeman X? Destiny had another path for me!

Same goes for you. You never know it but who knows, maybe you will become a famous author, engineer or inventor and you will be glad that you did not go full time in to modeling!

BTW, to be an author, you may want to work on your spelling grammar. Too many errors indeed.

Destiny may have other plans for you.

At last I got back to you. Better late than never.


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Insulting Prophet Mohammed

Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:22 pm

Insulting Prophet Mohammed

From: unanimous gm < …@... >
To: IPC.Founder@gmail.com
Date: Wed, Nov 23, 2011 at 12:27 AM
Subject: Complaint - Awaiting for your action

Dear IPC Team / Founder,

Its really shame to see that there are awful pictures posted on your website for Prophet Mohammed (PBUH). I cant even expect this from a non-muslim and you being a Muslim community allowed to post such pictures on your website, really disappointing.

I know you people have a huge faith in Hazrat Ali but he had millions time bigger faith and love for prophet Mohammed (PBUH).....so you can think you have posted something for the one for whom our Hazrat Ali had a tremendous respect and love.

Its my humble request to remove such things and please do not allow anyone in future for such things.



Dear unanimous gm:

On weekly basis we receive many e-mails regarding insulting Prophet Mohammed, Islam and Allah. Almost all of them are offensive, profanity, threatening or straight forward death threats from Hezbollah and other Islamists; however, yours was so sweet and lovely; therefore, I will personally respond to it.

“Dear IPC Team / Founder,”

Yes dear?

“Its really shame to see that there are awful pictures posted on your website for Prophet Mohammed (PBUH). I cant even expect this from a non-muslim and you being a Muslim community allowed to post such pictures on your website, really disappointing.”

Dear I know that you reviewed the pictures but have you also read the articles and books? I know that you have not, because if you had, then you would have known that Iran is an exception to the Middle East. Even though the Iranian government and 20 % of the nation are Muslim and they are ruling Iran, yet 80 % of Iranians are either:

Seasonal Muslims (not religious)
Show Muslims (pretending to be Muslims in public due to necessity)
Non Muslims but with Faith (Zoroastrians, Bahai, Jew, Christian, etc.)
Or simply,
Anti Islam

Therefore, you cannot truly call Iranians a “Muslim Community”. Now the above was inside Iran demographics (75 million). Forget about outside Iran (7 million) because majority are Anti Islam. Specifically after 1979 when Iranians truly understood what true Islam means, then they turned Anti Islam.

The closest thing to true Islam of Mohammed is IRI and it has been ruling Iran since 1979.

Iran is basically the only nation in Middle East (except Israel) which her government hates America but her people love America. The rest of the Middle East is vice versa! So Iran is an exception. Iranians have been so westernized and 30 years of IRI and imposed Islam could not have changed that.

“ I know you people have a huge faith in Hazrat Ali but he had millions time bigger faith and love for prophet Mohammed (PBUH).....so you can think you have posted something for the one for whom our Hazrat Ali had a tremendous respect and love.”

True Iranians are not followers of Mohammed, Ali, Hussein or any other Arab. You are mistaking the AIOG (Arabo-Islamic Occupational Government) AKA IRI (Islamic Republic of Iran) with Iranians. This 20 % minority (Fundamentalist, Moderate and Reformist Shiite Muslims) run Iran with force. Iran is basically a Military Dictatorship in the hands of IRGC (Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps) and the Mullarchy Theocracy.

On the other hand, true Iranians either do not care for Arabo-Muslims or they despise Arabo-Muslims. Now you may ask why? Good question! Here is your answer:

Arabo-Muslims and Islam in two separate occasions have invaded, occupied and destroyed Iran (651 AD and 1979 AD). Mohammed’s Political Ideology imposed as a religion (Islam) is only a tool for Arab Imperialism to conquer the globe. In 651 AD and a while before and after this date, Islam destroyed the civilized world. Islam took over the complete Persian Empire and half of the Roman Empire. This is what Mohammed, Abu Bakr, Omar, Uthman and Ali have been done to the world.

Today, the true Muslims (Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, IRI, etc.) are doing the same thing. True Islam of Mohammed is IRI. The rest of you who call yourselves the “Moderate Muslims” are not really Muslims and are not considered by true Muslims as Muslims. They call you Bad Muslims, even you call yourselves Bad Muslims because you do not truly follow Mohammed’s Religion by Quran, but IRI and Al Qaeda do!

So as you can see, we Iranians have been under the Islamic boots imported from Arabia for 1400 years. Islam came to Iran and took over Iran by sheer force and mass murdered Iranians, enslaved Iranians and turned them to second rate citizens and sex slaves. This is history and you cannot deny it. By all means read various books on the subject in IPC Library and inform yourself.

Who Needs to Apologize?

If anyone needs to apologize, it is Arabo-Muslims who need to apologize to Persians for 1400 years of massacre, genocide, slavery, rape and murder. True Iranians, specifically IPC has nothing to apologize for. Islam came to Iran by force and mass slaughter. We must get it out of Iran by extreme force and massacre. This is the only way.

True Iranians do not recognize Iranian Muslims as True Iranians. These Half Breeds and Seyeds are not Iranians; therefore, in the future, we must get Islam out of Iran by all means possible, even if we have to eliminate a million or two Muslims.

This is the only way that we will revive Iran and get her out from under the Islamic Boots.

“Its my humble request to remove such things and please do not allow anyone in future for such things.”

Yes indeed we will start today and turn IPC to a Mosque preaching Islam! I will become the Imam Jom’e of IPC Mosque just to make you happy!

Buddy do you realize that I have been fighting IRI and Islam for 30 years with Iranian Opposition and for 10 years with IPC? Give me a break!


Don’t mention it!

“Complaint - Awaiting for your action”

My friend, Action has been taken 10 years ago when we started IPC. The action is to save our culture, purify it and clean it from any trace of Arabo-Islamic Allahic Virus. We shall not stop until we get Islam and Muslim out of Iranian government, politics and culture. They can practice Islam at home but that will be about it. Iran must become Islam free.

My friend, in the future do not only look at the pictures but also read the book and in this case the site. IPC is the largest Iranian website online and the voice of Iranian Opposition against IRI.

Having said all the above, allow me to mention that I am not personally Anti Arab, in fact I have many Arab friends. I look at Arabs as Victims of Islam. Arabo-Muslim and True Muslims are the enemy of civilization. The rest of you assume that you are Muslims but in reality you are not! You do not truly follow Quran or else you would have been Hezbollah, Al Qaeda or IRI.

Moderate Islam does not exist. True Islam is Islam of Al Qaeda and IRI. True Muslims do not consider the rest of you as Muslims.

The sooner you read history, the sooner you will leave Islam, unless you are a true Muslim!


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Is Raciology a Real Science?

Postby Ahreeman X » Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:00 pm

Asking your expert opinion on Raciology
Is Raciology a Real Science?

from: Amin < …@... >
To: "IPC.Founder@gmail.com" < IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 6:42 AM

Dear Ahreeman,

I read your enlightening articles about Aryanism and Sumka. It got me thinking how the Nazi racism ideology came into being. Given the controversy surrounding the so called "Scientific Racism," are there any scientific grounds for their master race, or was it just political propaganda? Could you descibe how they could have classified people based on their race group? And I am interested to know if my own facial features are a match for the supposed Aryan prototype.

Best Regards,


From: Ahreeman X
To: Amin

Amin Jan:

I am terribly ashamed and sorry to respond to your e-mail almost 6 months late! This is due to my extremely busy schedule and the massive amount of e-mails which we and particularly I have been receiving on weekly basis. But look at the bright side that I have finally responded to you which this means I am still alive!

My hectic schedule which is a blend of work, politics, travel around the globe and IPC Business leaves me very little time to even take a shower set aside checking my e-mails! But I always manage to read my mail. Better late than never!

Now your questions are very popular questions which also have been brought up by many other readers, members and friends; therefore, I will now respond to all of you in one shot.

“I read your enlightening articles about Aryanism and Sumka.”

Appreciated my friend. I imagine you are talking about this:

Iranian National Socialist Movement History

“ It got me thinking how the Nazi racism ideology came into being.”

This is what we do in IPC. We make people “Think” and this is why IPC is the Website for the “Thinking” Iranians!

“ Given the controversy surrounding the so called "Scientific Racism," are there any scientific grounds for their master race, or was it just political propaganda? “

Raciology is a science. Liberals try to deny it but it is pretty hard to deny scientific facts.

Have Nazis tried to use Raciology to propagate Nazism?
Hell yes!

Was Raciology of Nazi Style much propaganda, Bigotry and Hot Air?
Hell yes!

Because Nazis used Raciology to justify their bigotry, does this make Raciology a flawed science?
Hell No!

Raciology is a living and breathing science, a factual science. Just because Racists around the globe have been trying to use Raciology to promote their own political and racial agendas, this does not make Raciology flawed but this makes Nazism, Apartheid, etc. flawed.

Got it?

“And I am interested to know if my own facial features are a match for the supposed Aryan prototype.”

Take an appointment from my secretariat, get in to examination room, drop all your clothes and I will medically examine your body, face, skull, features and etc. Don’t worry I will not molest you! Then I can tell you if you are Aryan, Half Aryan, Mixed or Non Aryan!

“Could you descibe how they could have classified people based on their race group?”

Read this book in 3 parts:

Social Darwinism and Science of Raciology
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/ ... /index.htm

Afterwards, you will get a vast knowledge of Raciology, Aryan Race and your own race.

The bottom line is that only blind people and liberals can deny Raciology as a science. Human Races exist and all humans are different. This is a visual fact and also a mental and physical fact. But then again Liberals have been trying to revise and twist scientific facts and even create their own version of scientific realities out of their rectums!

For example Liberals deny Raciology as a science which any fool can see, feel and study that different races have different mental, physical and cognitive abilities, features and variety; however, they believe in a myth of “Global Warming” as a man-made catastrophe created by Al Gore!

But then again Al Gore has invented Global Warming, Internet, Penis Enlargement, Viagra, Green Movement and Tree Hugging Rights all in one shot while he was also the Condom boy for President Clitoris (Clinton)! How can the world go wrong with Al Gore?! After all Al Gore made a fortune out of all these inventions and created a cult of Whacked Jobs Environmentalist Psycho Followers globally!

So to conclude:

Raciology is a Science.

Nazis used Raciology to promote their own flawed political ideology.

Nazis used parts of Raciology when suited them and did not use parts where it could destroy their agenda!

Liberals deny Raciology. In Liberal LaLa Land, Raciology does not exist.

Liberals and Nazis are pretty much the same ilk. One denies reality (Raciology) and one abuses reality (Raciology) to self promote when it suits them!

Aryan Race is a reality and Raciology is a reality. Liberal or Nazi Bull Shiite cannot change reality and Scientific Facts.

I hope I answered your questions which are also many others’ questions in one shot.

Best to you my friend

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