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“And what is gone happen after that?”
“Islamic Republic of Iran is very KOLOFT.”
“Perhaps the above date marks an opportunity for another KAYE_MALLEE by EU! I hope they don't forget the lotion, like they did before!”
“Ali Yaretoon”
“Holo Club”
“This is very good site.”
“I am Edelge.”
“ I was born a Zartoshti,”
“but one night I had a big dream and I saw Ahoramazda came to me and told me to accept Islam as divine path. “
“So I became Muslim and now everything is ok for me.”
“Keep this secret,”
“but my penis grew 5 extra inches, now I am supper-sized!”
“Then, another night I had another visit from Ahoramazda”
“ who told me guide the misled Zartoshtis. I asked him how do I do that?”
“Ahoramazda told me that Zartoshtis are dying breed, since they don't reproduce much.”
“Ahoramazda told me to start a class and tech Zartoshti womans and girls how to get orgasm!”
“Ali Yaretoon”
You see my friend, we have this out of control “Wild Beast” with never ending appetite in IPC. His name is Amir. We were running out of food and fresh meat for him!
Oh sorry, Amir also had one leg of lamb before the lamb escaped to Iran (Jojo Tojo)!
I would like to personally thank “Allah” for sending you to IPC!
I have a feeling that soon or late you will become Amir’s next meal, maybe lunch! Enjoy your visit to IPC before you become lunch-meat!
I on the other hand suggest we nuke Qom, hows about that?
Hussein Posht o panahet javun,
Hussein poshtet ro dareh
Hussein az posht negahdarete!
Now on to this post’s title,
Quote:
“Holo Club”
Quote:
“I am Edelge.”
That sounds like a:
Free Style Wrestling (Koshti Farangi) Move, like “Qolanj” or “Qolanj Shekastan” (breaking qolanj)!
Or
When stick shift goes in 3 before it goes in 2 (Boksovat), then it sounds like “Edelge”!
Or
Some kind o Del O Jigar Kabob (Heart and Liver Kabob), Del + Jig = Edelge!
What say you Edelge?
Would you please tell us, if any, what is your political ideology, aside from being a Tokhm-e Sag and Mozahem?
This is very good site.
I was born a Zartoshti,
but one night I had a big dream
and I saw Ahoramazda came to me
and told me to accept Islam as divine path.
So I became Muslim and now everything is ok for me.
Keep this secret, but my penis grew 5 extra inches,
now I am supper-sized!
Then, another night I had another visit from Ahoramazda
I asked him how do I do that?
Ahoramazda told me that Zartoshtis are dying breed, since they don't reproduce much.
Ali Yaretoon
“now that the pooch is here, can I keep him?”
“Is this hanging judge machine gun Q or the mirror image Savak-Atusa speaking out of the woodworks?”
“Honestly, as I am looking what U have accomplished, lately, I detect elemental meekness in the way U portray this IPC, in its' different faces. U lack coherent focus and targeted audience.”
“U come across as full of hate, rage, and anger but U offer not an inkling of palatable alternative to status co, instead U portray illusive adherence to the dreams of the distant past.”
“An Irani who steps in IPC, comes to bowl or funk, as analogy is to try to take Larry, Curly, and Moe seriously.”
“ This is why U should dip in your deep Shahi pockets and offer me six figures for consultation and promotion of your site and ideologies.”
“For now, Ali Yaretoon”
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