Peter Doodool Khan Files
Patient # 016154
name: Druj Mongol Peter
session log # 43 (after release)
Hello Mongol
How are you Druj Homo Mongol Jew? Long time no see? How is Gobi Desert? Still Psychotic? Just a little? Mongol, I must say, you are one of my success story cases! Few years ago, you were running naked in Gobi & accidentally got lost & crossed to Inner Mongolia State, then Chinese Authorities arrested you, then sent you to IPC Clinic. I extradite you to my office in UCSD Hospital's Psychiatric Ward. Back in the days, all you could say was "Ghingiz, Ghingiz, Ghaa Ghaa...." then choked & womit on your tong! All you could drink was horse blood & all you could eat was raw dog meat with your hands! You were an illiterate Mongol on horse back!
But now, I taught you how to read & write, eat with fork & spoon, drink in glasses, sit around the table & not to stick your big toe in your ass nor pick your butt & taste it! They say you can't teach Monkeys new tricks. I resent that remark & you are my living proof! They should grant me a new anthropology or zoology grant for my work with you! LOL
Now-days you look human!!!!!
My hard studies & work paid. You made a website & wrote articles. I don't want to be harsh on you but a little advise,
Peter Khan, people make sites & write articles, but those people are fluent in English! You regardless, must be able to construct sentences & create paragraphs, before writing articles & making sites! You are a little Chewawa with no teeth, that tries to start his Carnivore lifestyle by chewing on big Cow bones! Start little with chicken hearts, Geezers & bones, then move up to big bones! You look at people making sites, write articles and then post the link to their articles in IPC, but you are not people! You are still in evolutionary stage to cross over from missing link to man!
Before, you used to write your crap in IPC, people read it & laughed. Now you post a link in IPC & no one opens it because they know what crap you write! After one opens one of your links & reads a few sentences, then he will never again open another one of your links! You were better off posting your whole article in IPC.
Your rants are a bad marriage of grammar mistakes, spelling errors & conspiracy idiocy mixed with nazi crap & anarchist lies with a touch of Marxist-Terrorist spice! You are a fanatic!
You used to protest alongside Palestinian Entifada Goons, US Communists, Militant Islamists & Skin Head Thugs. Then you moved on to name & praise every Al Qaeda & Baathi Terrorist in Iraq & Psycho in Palestine, & credit them as a "Resistance Fighter" & you sympathized with them against the "American Imperialism"!
Now, I would like you to evolve a step to eat Reza Shahe Dovom, crown prince, Reza Pahlavi II's Dool with your Cereal in the morning & name it "Shah-Dool Cereal"! Taste good? Hmmmmmmmm, & its good for your brain & body! LOOOOOOL
Eat Dool RP at 640 RPM speed & like phosphor, it builds & improves your brain development. LMAO
RP is your Shah, your favorite Shah, then why don't you take advantage of his generosity & eat his dool?
LOOOL
Mongol, chillando dude, I'm only kicking it & chilling. Just joking with you. You are one of my success stories but you run before you learn walking!
Mongol, do you recall when you were a "Druj Homo-Pagan naked Mongol Jew"?
I civilized you & switched you to now a "Druj Homo-Zoroastrian Mongol Jew in T-shirt!
You are still a homo, but at least in T-shirt & a Zoroastrian!
Thank you BB. BB O BB, what a girl to do?
The bottom line is, I'm trying to tell you that,
1. Write simple paragraphs & post them in IPC before you write articles & make Dufes Doofy websites.
2. Post whole articles, cause you may fool new readers to read them, but when you link, no one will open the link, cause they know better! People developed higher tastes!
3. Diet, Diet , Diet. Lose some weight, you are still FAT. Cut on Burgers, Boritos & Pizza. You look like a Fat Bhudda with Mongol Mustache!
All the good things must come to ending, so is free visit with your psychiatrist, thats me, Dr. BB!
My patient, Peter Doodool Khan, My Uzbek missing link, My Turkmen wild ASS! Keep up your improvements. I am proud of you. You are loved. I trained you & visit you since you were a wild beast. Like all mothers I had to finally let you go & let you run in the wild on your own! But my prayers are with you! You will always be my Druj Chewbaka!
Bye Mongol, come back again, IPC is always your home.
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Dr. BB
Psychiatrist of the board