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by CR » Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:40 pm
Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Series : Part 14Those Funny and Crazy Persians are at it again baby
Imam Khamenei Condom!
Islamically Correct and Halaal Condoms made in Qom!
Imam on condom cover: Didn’t I tell you no?!Friends:
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Ahreeman XFebruary 21, 2016
Hot Out of the Oven, Come and Get it Baby!
Enjoy the Ahreemanic Cooking:
Iranian Gay Thug Butt Blaster Javad Banagoosh
Reporter (not in the picture): Are you also a fan of Kamran and Hooman?
Javad: No, but I’m going crazy!
Reporter: Why?
Javad: Me so horny!
Reporter: What do you do about it?
Javad: Chasing chadori women, bache kuni sissy boys, and little poodle dogs or baby lambs down the dark alley to catch and do the nasty to them!
Reporter: Why do they call you Javad Banagoosh?
Javad: Look at my mustache! I’m a certified Persian Thug and my mustache is all the way down to my ears! Sebil az banagoosh dar rafteh!
Reporter: Did you go to school?
Javad: No, but I have a degree in Persian Perversions!Only in Iran baby, only in Iran. To be continued ……
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by Atusa Qajar » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:34 pm
Only in Iran: Part 15
Hot out of the oven!
At last it is out!
This is what you want, this is what you get!
Ahreeman X presents:
Persian Duff“Iran is the primary destination in the world for inexpensive plastic surgery, cosmetic procedures and sex change operations.” (Media)
“Persian Duffs are taking over North Tehran!” (Media)“Duff (Persian Duff) = (1) Sexy Fashionable Blonde Persian Girl, (2) A Fashionable Airhead Persian Girl, (3) A Persian Girl (usually inside Iran) often head to toe fake (due to cosmetic procedures), Western looking, shallow and superficial." Source:Persian Slangs Dictionary of IPC Alternative Termsviewforum.php?f=43Ahreeman X: Ladies and Gentlemen, your average Persian Duff (Fashionable Airhead) from head to toe fake:
Dyed Blonde Hair
Eyebrow Liner Tattoo
Eyeliner Tattoo
Colored Contact Lenses
Nose Job
Cheek Bones Job
Chin Job
Silicon Lips
Silicone Boobs
Allah knows what else!Soosoo (formerly named Sakineh): Khak tu saret Ahreeman, may you rot in Allahic Hell for exposing us Persian Duffs!Those funny crazy Persians are back!Read more:Only in Iran: Part 15http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/only ... /index.htmmore Only in Iran:Iran Photos Indexhttp://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/index.htmRegards,
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“Behnaz Shafiei the Iranian Biker Girl dreams of becoming women’s Motocross world champion but the Islamic Regime doesn’t even believe that the women should participate in Motocross sports!” (Media)
“Behnaz Shafiei Iranian Motocross Biker Girl splitting at the pits!” (Media)Ahreeman: Behnaz jan I understand that you are in sulk with the Muslims and Mullahs and this is a political gesture but please have mercy on your Suzie! Splitting like this, specifically on top of the bikes can rip that Suzie apart, then we have to take you to the clinic to patch it up or else no one would marry you in Iran! No virginity = No Marriage!Behnaz: Stop fingering me Ahreeman! Am I your new subject of mockery?Ahreeman: Darling as a biker I feel your pain. Dear I dare to mock you, but it is the nature of Ahreeman to finger all!Behnaz: Well I don’t need to marry, I have married to sports!Ahreeman: Is Sports, a buffed Persian Female Body Builder Butch Girl named Shirin Nobahari who just got arrested by the Moral Police for posing nude and posting the photos on the Instagram?Behnaz: So what if I’m a Dyke? What’s wrong with that?Ahreeman: Nothing at all! In fact I am fond of Dykes, even Butch Dykes and Bull Dykes! There is nothing wrong with a little Tabaq Zani (Suzie on Suzie Action)! More power to the Suzie! Long Live Lesbians! Down with Islam and Muslims who do not allow women to do Sports and Little Sports Action in the pits or in the bed!
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by CR » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:29 pm
Only in Iran: Part 16 – Those Funny Crazy Persians Photo Gallery
A Very Merry Persian Christmas & Happy New Year!
You have been waiting for this one for a long time
Little Red Persian Hood
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019 Everyone!
Only in Iran Christmas Special
Hot Out of the Oven
View it before Publication Date TomorrowFriends:
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Only in IranThose Funny Crazy Persians: Part 16Ahreeman XDecember 27, 2018
Ahreeman X: Merry Christmas Kiddies
Don’t ever say that I never given you any Christmas presents!
First, here’s your golden presents:
Persian Christmas Golden Presents
Ahreeman X: And now your main dish!
Here’s your Only in Iran - Part 16 Christmas Special Present!
On behalf of “Little Red Persian Hood” and myself, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019 to AllExperts:
Of course, for desert, Sisi the Boomboom Baker had baked you a special “Persian Style Cake” to sink your teeth in them Golden Bazookas, but eat slowly and chew each bite, 12 times, so you don’t choke on them jugs!
Iranian Police Bikers 5 Men Motorcycle Unit Acrobatic Maneuver – 5 Tarkeh
That’s why these Anti-Riot Units kick protestors’ butts!
IRI has heavy duty Anti-Riot Units to shut down the opposition riots.
At the IRI ParadeAhreeman: And now for something totally different, we will broadcast for you, live from the IRI Free Qods Parade where Islamic Republic of Iran will display its latest creative arsenal and weapons. This year’s latest state of the art planes are the unique “Stealth Fighters” with “Allahic Missiles” where the great IRI Pilots do not even have to take off, but they run fast and they pray to the Mighty Allah for these piles of fiberglass junks to fly! Allah works in mysterious ways, you never know!
Yaqn Ali (pilot to the right): Ahreeman you idiot, stop mocking IRI, these are only prototypes, so we don’t drag the actual fighters to the parade.
Ahreeman: Then where the hell are the actual fighters?
Yaqn Ali: Didn’t I tell you prototypes? What type of prototypes you don’t understand? They still don’t fly and the wheels were also flat, so we couldn’t roll them over here!
Ahreeman: In other words, you couldn’t drag the pieces of assembled junks here, so you used these pieces of assembled junks for the parade.
Yaqn Ali: Ahreeman, I hope you burn in the Islamic Hell for mocking the Mighty IRI Air Force.
Ahreeman: Are you sure Allah is not prototype and he can actually function to light the fires of Jahanam Islamic Hell to get ready for me? I like it warm and cozy!
At the Iran Nuclear Deal Conference, John Kerry, Obama’s US Secretary of State shakes with Javad Zarif IRI’s Foreign Minister.Javad Zarif: Shake on it My Friend …
John Kerry: I have a feeling that I got screwed!
Zarif: What’s a little Butt FAQ between friends, My Friend?
Kerry: Oh God, I was screwed!
Zarif: You gave me $ 150 Billion, $ 1.8 Billion in cash, Right to build Nukes, Ease on Sanctions, and a shriveled old American Butt to FAQ, My Friend …
Kerry: How could you screw us when we were so nice to you?
Zarif: Hussein Obama understands, he’s a good Muslim like me …
Kerry: Shame on you …
Zarif: You should’ve known, When a Middle Easterner refers to you as “My Friend”, that means you’re about to get FAQed!
Kerry: This will not look good in Washington!
Zarif: Don’t worry “My Friend”, my Missile is still up your Cave and I love the ride!
Persian Girl Guzzling Down Whole Lamb Shank! That kid Devoured that Shank!
Now that’s a Poster Girl for Vegetarian and Vegan Cause! PETA watch and Suffer!Ahreeman Jigar Kaboby: My Kind of Girl, indeed!
Napoki Kuchulu! Do Lopi Nakhor, Ye Lopi Bokhor!
Don’t choke on it kid, eat single bites, not double bites!
This kid is a Red Blooded True Persian Girl, Traditional Persian Style! She has not been infected with the Western Vegetarian and Vegan Gay Culture!
I can’t stand them Sissy Faggy Animal Rights Bozos! Animals don’t have rights, they’re not human! They are made for hunting, eating and aiding humans. If they were on top of the food chain, like we are, they would not hesitate to slaughter us! This is called the “Law of Nature” and “Survival of the Fittest”. That’s the Social Darwinist in me!
You know what’s a Persian Vegetarian or Vegan like? A Dickless Black! Get a life!
Our complete culture is based on meat and kabobs, so don’t be gay, eat meat! FAQ PETA!
Beautiful Persian White-Collar Girls Professional Businesswomen of Tehran, Iran
Beautiful Persian Blue-Collar Girls with Blue Chadors of Tehran, Iran
“Iranian Body Builder Champion Hossein Rajaei is very intense!” (Media)
Hossein Rajaei: And when I get intense, I just wanna Explode because “Mikhamet”, I Want You and I wanna take you to the backroom of the mosque in the storage closet and show you the Light of Allah by ripping you two, couple of new rectums! That’s because I’m way too Intense and I need Release …… I Want You Boys!
Ahreeman X: Eh, Mariam Micol Iranian Transsexual Star, what are you doing here? Are you also a fan of Kamran and Hooman’s new album “Mikhamet” I Want You?
Mariam Micol: Na Jigar, I Want You, I Want Your Body …
Ahreeman X: Oh Lord, I’m straight but don’t get offended …
Mariam Micol: Didn’t you say you love Chicks with Dicks?
Ahreeman X: Well, you look good and healthy, oh what the hell, how can you not like Qormeh Sabzi unless you try it first?!Read more:
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OK that’s it, I give up! No wonder that no one in the Islamic World believes that you Persians are Real Muslims! You are just Pretend Muslims. Why don’t you just take it all off, it’s more comfortable that way! Just let it all hang out, dangling side to side, and up and down?!Ahreeman Joon: What is it with Persians loving Meat? They love them Gigantic Boobs, Thick Thighs and Fat Bottoms! Personally, I have an excuse because my great ancestor was Aqa Mohammad Khan Qajar, the Great Butcher and the Last Persian Emperor! I just love them Beefy Thighs in them Mini Skirts or No Skirts at All! I like them Abgushti (Persian Beef Stew)! What can I say? I just love Aqa Khan and I love Beefy Thighs!
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by CR » Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:54 am
Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Series Presents
Hot Out of the Oven in the Cold Winter
From the Twisted Mind of Ahreeman X
Only in Iran: Part 17
Persian Christmas SpecialChristmas Around Iran
Have a Very Merry Persian Christmas and Happy New YearFrom All of Us to All of You
Little Red Persian Hood
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2020 to Everyone
Seasons Greetings from Iran to Around the World
Ahreeman X: Tis the Season Kiddies!
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la, la la,
Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la, la la la, la la la, ……
Pull the balls of holy Donkey, fa la, la la, la, hala la la,
Pin the needle up Mullahs’ booty, Dala, la la, la la, la la …..
Hallow Kiddies, come gather around Papa Ahreeman for yet another Christmas Tale of 1001 Persian Nights., but before we begin our episode, let me give you, your presents. Last year, I given you Gold Presents, so now I will give you Silver Presents. I like gold and silver, so we wrap your presents often in gold and silver. And here are your Christmas presents:
Persian Christmas Silver Presents
Ahreeman X: The funny thing is that not only Christians, but many Iranians celebrate Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentines and all other American Holidays in Iran, only to piss off the Mullahs! It is called Negative Struggle! Iran is a rare example in Middle East where the people love America but the Regime hates America! Everywhere else is vice versa!And now I shall give you, the main Christmas Dish: Only in Iran 17.
On behalf of Little Red Persian Hood and myself, Merry Christmas and Happy 2020 New Year
May this new year, be a great, healthy, wealthy and giddy year for all.
Little Red Persian Hood:
I’m only doing my best to keep up the fashion with all the present Islamic Bull Shiite limitations in Iran. Once we kick Islam out of Iran, then I will go full blown fashionable for you! Merry Christmas …
Persian Christmas Bunny:
Merry Christmas from Iran, Y’all (now that’s southern and I don’t mean southern Iran)!
Sara Rahimi Persian Model:
Merry Christmas everyone and welcome to IPC Christmas Special
Merry Christmas from Persian Snow Bunnies
Persian PAWGs with Beefy Thighs and Assets, Abgushti (Persian Stew) Style!
* Educational Note: PAWG = Phat Ass White Girl (in a good and sexy way)
“Fat Bottom Girls, Make the Rocking world Go Round!” (Freddie Mercury – Queen)Read more jokes and view more pictures:
Only in Iran: Part 17http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/only ... /index.htmOnly in Iran: Part 16http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/only ... /index.htmOther Only in Iran Episodes: Iran Photos Indexhttp://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/index.htm
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Iran
A Million Dollar Persian Face!
Haj Edalat on the New Ahreemanic Net Spoof
Haj Edalat the Persian Spice Grocer: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. By the way, I had nothing to do with this New Ahreemanic Net Spoof’s direction and comments, I’m just an average grocer minding my own business. I have no desire for the authorities to come down on me for being a part of this Ahreemanic Tale created by the Twisted Mind of Ahreeman! I was only an actor but Ahreeman was the director! Point the finger at the Evil1… 
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by CR » Fri Dec 11, 2020 2:37 pm
Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Christmas Special: Part 18
Little Red Persianhood Presents A Persian Christmas
A Persian Christmas Net Spoof Ahreemanic Show
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2021 to All
It’s the time of the year you been waiting for!
Only in Iran Christmas Special is here!
Hot Out of the IPC Oven, Come and Get it!
It was a night before the Christmas and more
Trump Iranian Snowman, the Snowman Art Festival, Pardisan Park, Tehran, Iran
One of the best iconic snowmen this year was the Trump Snowman! Iranian people love Trump. He is the only American president who actually was on Iranian people’s side, rather than the Mullahs side! For the same reason, Iranian people inside Iran, hate Hussein Obama, Jimmy Carter, Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats!
A Special Kiss form Iran
This special kiss was sent directly from Iran to Trump! I am just the messenger:
President Trump we love you, thank you for standing with the Iranian people. Please tell that Bag of Old Senile Bones, Biden to go FAQ himself. This kiss is for all of the great American and the Iranian people around the world. Merry Christmas.
Little Red Persianhood 2021
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2021
Little Red Persianhood 2021
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone. May the season be jolly for all.
And of course, in Downtown, Persian Jahel Thugs are having a Ma’rekeh gathering of people to praise their Obohat glory as Strongmen who control the streets with benevolent powerful thuggery!
Ahreeman Joon: Rokhsat Pahlevun?
Jahel: Kheyr Pish, Ali Yaret!
“Persians enjoy Big Butts!” (Media)
Ahhhhhhhh nothing like resting your aching head on a comfortable Persian Butt Pillow!Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2021From all of us to all of you ……Here is Ahreeman's IPC Christmas special:*
Only in IranThose Funny Crazy Persians: Part 18
Ahreeman XDecember 12, 2020
Ho ho ho how howl Howling!
Well, that Christmas laughter got a bit twisted, it’s the Ahreemanic Wolfen in me! It’s the time of the year you been waiting for! Only in Iran Christmas Special is here! How are yous kiddies? Well, hello boys and girls, how are you doing with the lockdowns, COVID-19 and if in USA, the Deep State Socialist Regime? The Dark Winter of Biden is coming! Not to worry, I’ll keep you warm with the Ahreemanic Fire! 2020 really sucked, wasn’t it? No matter where you are, it simply sucked! Death, Disease, China Export of Death and global domination! Hope for a better year in 2021. Let me get your minds off of problems. 2 years ago, I brought you gold presents, last year silver presents and this year purple presents indeed! Purple is the Ancient Persian Color! Purple and silver indeed! Never say that I never bring you Christmas presents! Here you go:
Persian Purple Christmas Presents from Ahreeman X, Merry Christmas.Read and View more:
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Ayatollah Biden Press Conference
“The second Muslim American president (first one was Hussein Obama) is taking office!” (Media)
“Biden’s Administration is the Return of Obama 3.0 Administration!” (Media)
“Hidin Biden plans to renew and reset the Iran Nuke Deal and giving a few more billions to the Mullahs!” (Media)
“Angela Merkel allowed 1 million Syrian Muslim Refugees in to Germany; Biden wants to top that by allowing 700% more refugees in to America!” (Media)
Ayatollah Biden: Dearly Dishonorable Media who helped me steal the election and get erected as the President Erect, I am here to announce that we (Obama 3.0 Administration) are back to reset thing right to the way it was! Sky is the limit; we will have more refugees in America than the American people! They will become good and obedient Democrat voters! We will be building mosques in every street corner of America!
To our dearly beloved Turbaned Mullah Brothers in Qom, I send my sincere Islamic greetings and wish the Grand Ayatollah Khamenei a happy and healthy life. Today, I announce that “Iran Nuke Deal 2.0” is in the making and I make sure that John Kerry will be back to make this catastrophe a Reality! I send my best wishes to the Ayatollahs and I assure you that we the Democrats are always with you, so rest assured that your Theocratic Terroristic Regime will be prolonged! In addition, we will be fighting the Iranian Opposition tooth and nail. Allah bless IRI (Islamic Republic of Iran) and USSA (Union of Soviet Socialist America) AKA Ameristan!
Persian PAWGs: Have a Very Merry Persian Christmas!
Sexy Persian Snowboarder Girl wishes you a very Merry Christmas and a Jolly Happy New Year
Shemshak Ski Resort, Iran
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by CR » Sat Dec 21, 2024 7:22 pm
Only in Iran #19 Christmas/New Year 2025
Merry Christmas 2024 & Happy New Year 2025 to All
IPC Christmas Special
Fiends:From the Twisted mind of Ahreeman X comes another IPC Net Spoof!
Have a taste:*
Have you been good? Then what are you doing in IPC?
Have you been naughty? Then come on in!
And now here’s your main dish: Only in Iran - Part 19 Christmas Special Present!
On behalf of Little Red Persianhood, IPC Op. and myself: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
Little Red Persianhood
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Everyone
Best Christmas Present to Iranians: Trump is Coming, Trump is Coming!
Trump Snowman Builder at Snowman Contest in the park, Tehran, Iran
As much as the IRI Regime hates Trump, the Iranian people love Trump!
Persian Snowboarding Girls at the Dizin Ski Piste, Karaj, Alborz Province, Iran
Persian Female Snowboarders Rock Dizin!
Ahreeman Joon: Excuse me, why are you wearing the IRI flag around your waist and privates?
Sisi Joon: Mullah Olama say Hejab is woman’s protection …
Ahreeman Joon: So?
Sisi Joon: I’m protecting my Owrat (privates) down there!
“As the new propaganda gimmick, IRI Regime broadcasts subliminal Islamic political informercials as entertainment on the giant screens around the cities!” (Media)
From left to right:
Akeleh: What the hell is that?
Qabeleh: It’s the new IRI robot!
Saliteh: No, it’s the new Orangutan for the Tehran Zoo!
Hameleh: Are you guys blind? That’s the new Reformist president Pezeshkian!
“Persian Mosht O Mal (Punch and Rub) Massage, miraculously aligns all your bones and relaxes you!” (Media)
Ahreeman Joon: What the FAQ is that Haji?
Dalaak: It called Persian Technique!
Ahreeman Joon: You are rearranging his internal parts and brain!
Dalaak: Only his lower back discs and joint bones, it straightens him up!
Ahreeman Joon: You killed the guy!
Dalaak: you been living in USA for too long, you are detached from our culture …
Ahreeman Joon: But you FAQed the poor guy!
Dalaak: Not to worry, that comes next!
“Persian kids are eating Do Lopi (with both cheeks) while they should eat Ye Lopi (with single cheek)!” (Media)
Ahreeman Joon: Napoki kuchulu, ye lopi bokhor, now that a girl, perfect vegetarian!
Little Girl: I love Dandeh (rib) Kabob!
Ahreeman Joon: Kid you eat so enthusiastically, don’t eat the bone!
Little Girl: Hambooli, haaaam, yum yum …
A Persian Farewell Kiss for you! Until next time!Read and see more:
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