A "Half Open" Letter to Maryam Rajavi
Dear Love of my After-Life & our President Erect:
Lam Yalad,
Va Lam Youlad,
Beparam ru kulat?
Serat al Mostaqimash kon,
Yek barah biya vo Lavatash kon!
Ya Allah Sister,
Moomoo Jan:
Ahlen? I hope you are fine & dandy. Send our regards to Massoud. The reason I have decided to write this, is for the recent episode caused by this Character named "Kaafer" in IPC Club! As I am aware that you are an IPC Reader, I am sure that you are wondering, what is wrong with character? Allow me to explain please. As long as this character has refused to come out straight foreward & announce if he/she is a man/woman, then until he/she does, we shall name this character & refer to it as "IT".
This character has sexual identity crisis & it is in between! It cannot decide which way to go! The minute it entered IPC, it automatically became my patient. As far as I am the Local Family Doctor to all IPC members; therefore, it is my new patient & I am "Its" doctor! The analysis with Its Psyche, shows that It is jealous of moi having more sex than It! Therefore, It, wants to sabotague my sexual life with Married Women! The best clientel of the Doctor's House of Pleasurful Pain, are married women, thus they already have their loves as Hubbies & they are solely looking for descrete sex! It is aware of this fact & It is trying to destroy my perfectly happy Adultrous Relations with Married Women!
That would be the main reason for It to target you as Its first victim! It wants to come in between our perfectly happy & Sinful Adultrous Haraam Relation! By opening Its big mouth in public, It has caused the public to become aware of our relationship. I can only hope that Massoud does not read this post. I hate to put Massoud in this situation. Massoud is a good man. But then again, we are all One Big Happy Family, no?! In Islam & in Marxism we shall share everything with our fellow human; therefore in Marxist Islamist Ideology, it is Haraam, not share everything including our spouse with our fellow human being! Praise Allah & Marx!
But just in case, Massoud might be old fashion & he might have urges to shed blood, please help him to understand about facts of Quran & Marx's Capital on Amre Shirin-e Lavat! Muchas Gratcias!
Dear Love of my after-life,
Since childhood, I had this curiosity to find out "What is in fact, under the Hijab"?! Thanks to you, now I have finally found salvation & the answer to my question! Allah & Marx Bless!
Please have mercy & fogive this It character. It is a Sin for It to reveal our secret; furthermore, suggest that It might be you! It can never be you! The shame of it all! The shaaaaaaaaaaaame!
Maryam Dear,
By The Beard of Prophet, I swear that I am going to tell It, not even go there, because I am perfectly aware of the way all opposition leaders talk & write; therefore, it is pretty obvious that It is not you! But then again, It has done Its damage! It posted Its mischief in a public forum. We can only praise to Allah for Massoud not to read IPC this week!
It had started a nasty attack on me! Now all male opposition leaders will become suspicious of a possible adulterous relationship between their wives & moi! No opposition leader will trust me alone with his wife! Allah is forgiving!
May It pay for Its crimes. We might as well not talk to It no more until It clearly states that if It is a man or a woman! That Damn It Character! Godamn It!
At last, I want to send you my sincere lust & inform you that as usual, I shall be in Paris this summer. I worship your Milky White, Beefy Chunky, Ab Gushti, Prime Thighs! I shall meet you in the usual place, Backroom of The Mosque! Just tell Massoud, you are going for Namaz al Jama'at! Then we will make our own "Jenabat al Jama'at" in Backroom of the Paris Mosque! Of course afterwards we will Qosl & Tobeh for our sins to Allah! Maybe I can even sneak you into Qom's Hoze, to drop Ab-e Tobeh on your head for forgiveness to Imam & then back to Paris we go to do more "Yah Bah, Youh Bah, Haz bekonim!"
Allah is also passionate
Therefore, Allah is forgiving!
May Allah bless Ahreeman!
(What an irony!)
For now, Malach Moluch Moooooooooch........
Ahlan Va Sahlan Ya Habibi Marhaba
Enda-Allah-a Ra ta Taq'on!
Ya Allah Habibi
Whose your daddy?
Who yo daddy?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?
Loves
Baba Ahreeman Mirzaye Oriyan-e Kord-e Kermanshahi
Al Doctor fel X