CNN Shah & Shiite Imam!
August 28, 2006
The Correlation between:
RP’s Dog & Pony Show on CNN
And
Shiite Mullah’s Schlongs in Qom!
Hello Kiddies,
Gather around the Korsi (traditional Persian charcoal Heater under the blankets) for yet another wild Ahreemanic Tale from 1001 Persian Nights told by that Evil storyteller, Poppa Ahreeman!
Folks:
Have you seen Reza Pahlavi on Glenn Beck? I have just seen Reza Pahlavi on Glenn Beck! Not that I either watch CNN or Glen Beck, but I happened to be in Blondie’s office, while she had her TV on while working on her computer & I happened to be sitting on an arm chair talking to her & then suddenly, Mr. Potato Head (Reza Pahlavi) came on CNN!
Now as you know, IRI tried another military exercise, this time fired Submarine to surface torpedo missiles with capabilities to sink large size battle ships. In addition, they just started using hard water in their reactors to fasten the enrichment of uranium! Once every other month, IRI conducts some neo military tests, showing off their state of the art weaponry! Last time it was the fastest sea to air rocket & this time, under sea to sea surface torpedo!
Everyone is wondering, where do they get these weapons?! The answer is simple! They purchase the original technologies from Russia, China & EU; however, they expand on them, experiment on them, & finally advance them to neo abominational weapon systems, made in Iran!
Who does these works? Of course “Sell Out” Iranian Scientists, educated in the west, yet going back to Iran for cashing in on high dollar amounts & then of course, there are other dollar hungry scientists from other Islamic Nations such as Pakistan!
So people are hungry in Iran while IRI sends the dough to Hezbollah of Lebanon & Hamas of Palestine to rebuild their nations! Now you understand why I call this regime: AIOG (Arabo_Islamic Occupational Government)!
The rise of Neo Persian Shiite Empire indeed (Safavid Style)!
So Glenn Beck (CNN’s Coocoo Nut, Conspiracy Theorist, Gossip Showman) is these days becoming an authority in politics! In his own illiterate way, he is trying to get ratings for CNN, by trying out Talk Radio style of Hyped Up controversial programming on TV! These days CNN does anything to get some rating! They even advertise on FOX during O’reilly’s Factor! It is pretty clear that CNN America had lost the rating to FOX & now what’s keeping them alive is the CNN International! So now they try controversial gossip columnists like Glenn Beck for rating!
So suddenly Mr. Potato Head appeared in Glenn Beck Show! Glenn Beck in his usual illiterate way of analyzing global politics, started to introduce him: ah oh ahhhhhhhh here is Mr. Reza Pah Pab, Pav, Pavh …….. Pah…Lavi, …..I am sorry I think pronounced your name right! Then Humpty Dumpty, took over the microphone for yet another 3 to 5 minutes o rhetorics, but this time on a gossip show!
RP, as usual exposed the IRI & warned the globe about the rise of Persian Shiite Empire, dangers of Nuclear Iran & atrocities of Mullahs! Bla bla bla……………….
….. and this was going on while illiterate Glenn Beck asked him to come back on the program, while he would try to get some coocoo nut job senator to accompany RP, so together they can pass a bill in senate to do something about Iran! Of course this is the same cockamamie senator who is trying to pass a bill to invade Iran, but no one voted for it!
Then RP goes: for sure, & indeed GB & RP French kissed each other, said goodbye & then GB continued with his Sensationalist Broadcasting on CNN & RP went away to continue on his “Operation Liberation Iran Show”, now in it’s 112th season & 28th year! Master Career Exilist Showman, Reza Jello de nim-Pahlavi in action! And of course they departed while there were American Flags waving in background, one US Flag pin on GB’s jacket chest & one cheesy neo map of Iran Flag pin on RP’s jacket chest!
Who can ever forget RP’s sacrifices for Iran?
Reza Pahlavi II vs Fidel Castro, a case study!
http://www.iranpoliticsclub.net/club/vi ... .php?t=242
You know, this routine is so comical & old that I have memorized it by heart! I could not help myself to not crack up laughing! But there was one thing new about this routine!
In the past, RP used to do this Dog & Pony 3 minute show on “Real” News & Journalist programs on FOX, CNN, MSNBC, etc., yet now he was doing it in Gossip Shows & Sensationalist Gimmick Shows!
I swear to yous, I would not be surprised, if soon, RP moves on with his show & conducts it in TV Entertainment Shows, Gossip Hollywood shows & even Sit-coms! RP, you really crack my Shiite!
Soon we will see RP conducting his “Operation Liberation Iran Show” in Entertainment Tonight, Extra Extra, The Opra Show, even Jerry Springer! More power to Mr. Potato Head! Javid Shah!
Exposing IRI is good but after 28 years, it is really getting old! My question to RP is that:
What have you ever done to overthrow IRI during the last 28 years?
Except a few cheesy speech, once in a stadium, few times in auditoriums & then in universities, what have you done for Iran & Iranians lately or ever?
You have never lifted a finger, spent some dollars or even support a coup plan, a military move or any movement to overthrow IRI.
Reza Jan, I know that you will eventually read this (as usual an IPC fan), so I beg you to stop this on going dog & pony show in its 28th year!
You are what we call “Kebrit-e Bi Khatar” (Safe Match Box) for IRI! Every night, after eating Chelo Kabob Sultani, drinking Orumiyeh’s Persian Wine & smoking some prime Persian Senatory Opium, high ranking Mullahs, Pasdaran commanders & Mr. Ahmadinejad, sit around in Jamaran, relax with their backs on Persian Mokhate (Large Pillows), smoking Qaliyan (Water Pipes) listening to Imam …………. It goes something like this:
Imam: What’s new with opposition?
Rezai Pasdar: Not much, only RP was on Entertainment Tonight!
Imam: What did he say?
Rezai: Not much, but he had a new foundation makeup & eye shadow on!
Imam: Do you have the video?
Rezai: Ye, Seda & Sima recorded it off of Satellite, check it out!
Imam: Put it on …………..
Then they watch the video clip of the “Long Nosed, to be Crowned Bitch” on CNN. They laugh outloud, do a few cheers (Be Salamati) & of course Imam gets an erection looking @ Reza Damaq!
Imam: Rezai joon, make sure Seda O Sima sends me a copy of RP’s Video Clip to my bedroom tonight! I want to put it on, before I get it on with Asqar Pasdar! RP’s 3 minute shows are arousing & it gets us HOT, before we do the Nasty! RP’s talks, always gets Asqar’s Moameleh, fully erect! RP chitchats are like Foreplay! I get kind o hard, looking @ RP’s makeup too! RP’s face works as Viagra for us! Lavat Lazem shod!
Also, please tell the information ministry to publish some life-size posters of RP in Bikini, so I can Jalaq al Jama’a (Holy Group Jerk Off) with it!
RP makes “Amr-e Shirin-e Lavat” (The Sweet Act O Islamic Homo-Sodomy) more pleasant & exciting!
Alle Luya! Folks, I knew RP’s face would come handy somehow! @ least it rises Imam’s Holy Tabouli! No wonder every week, Yadollah Pasdar collects a dozen of full size RP naked posters from Imam’s bedroom! And they all have sticky goo on the facial area! Holy Juices indeed! Allah O Akbar!
I am not Shiiting you while I swear to yous (inside information), that Reza Pahlavi is the midnight joke subject of IRI parties (Mahfel) in Tehran & Qom! They get erections talking about RP shows on CNN!
This is getting so old, so pathetic, so baseless, so empty & surely so cheesy!
Reza jan, you made it alright! This is surely “The Great Civilization” (Tamadon-e bozorg) which Alahazrat promised us! You are the “Jerk Off Poster Boy” for Mullahs in Iran & you are the “CIA Kiss Ass Boy” for US Media!
No wonder Hezbollah has an official order to leave you alone, you are not even worth a single bullet for Mullahs! They rather keep you around as a humor piece & the erection boy!
I am sure Reza Khan & Alahazrat, both are proud of you! If & only if, they knew that the Pahlavi Legacy would come down to this, then both would’ve committed suicide & surely now, they are both shaking in their graves!
Reza, just like when we were kids, you were only facade of a soccer player (High School League), & now you are only facade of a leader & a disgrace to the memory of Reza Khan & Alahazrat both!
But look @ the bright side! You will make a great cartoon & humor subject for my many future, up coming pieces in the New IPC Website!
Javid Reza Sha-ye Doyom!
Oh ye, and in this case:
Shashid Shah!
PS: In one part of his interview with GB, RP said IRI wants to spread & export “their kind of belief in God” around the globe! So I believe, this means, in future imaginary “Un-secular Shiite Imperial Iran”, the closet Shiite, Bull Shiiter Reza, will seize the export of Shiite by Iran, yet he will only lead Miranians whom already have brains full o Shiite & we will contain the Shiite only for domestic usage! We will keep the Shiite, Internal! In other words, we will continue putting Shiite on Shingle, Seyed Reza Pahlavi style! Anything to ride the masses, right?!
Shiite IRI or Shiite Imperial Iran, as long as RP will be the Shaf-and-Shaf! Afterall, RP is a Nobel Shiite & Seyed of Hassani & Husseini himself (according to Empress Farah), no?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reza, as always, you crack my Shiite!
Who loves you Reza?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?
Loves,
Someone with Shiite Proof Ears,
Due to 2 ears full o Shiite,
By 28 years O RP’s Bull Shiite!
Shiite buster X
AX