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AhreemanX wrote:Ahhhhhhhhh it is a good thing that Moderators did not move this seemingly irrelevant post (to this room) from here, on to the "Islam Room" yet! Now that I have received your Private Messages, it all makes sense & yes, this post can stay in this room! Afterall it is Iranian Politics!
Dear Dr. Fouladvand and/or Dr. Fouladvand's Secretariat/Sidekick:
I imagine alongside other political personalities and Orgs., the office also E-mailed you my latest piece. So you have decided to drop by & enlighten us with your bits o wisdom! Why didn't you inform us before dropping by IPC, so we could have Zebh al Islami a sheep for you?!
Dear Dr. Fouladvand, please stop the pretence, you are not dealing with fools! This is not the first time & it will not be the last time that an Iranian Media Lord or Political Personality drops by IPC incognito, gives himself credit, defends himself & releases Holy Rhetorics! Your lecture above, & your both private messages to myself below are obviously typed by your majesty's fingers or spoken by you & typed by your Secretariat/webmaster's fingers. Any fool who is familiar with your rhetorics, can tell these are your words o wisdom!
You maybe fooling a group of naive kids to gather a cattle army of juvenile delinquents. For God's sake, you even succeeded to brain drain some devoted activists, even one of my comrades in operation is keen on you! What can I say, these days, anti Islamic Rhetorics, sells like sex!
I imagine, you have PMed similar rhetorics to other IPC Operation members, but nothing like you have sent me! I will not disappoint you by ignoring you! So allow me to post your PMs to myself & then respond to you in public. I just love the way you write & talk! If one doesn't know you, then they would have thought that Zoroastra has risen from the grave and lecturing these Holy Rhetorics! Here are your private messages to me:
With your permission, lets roll:"Oh you the lost son of God.. "
My son, not to worry, your Lord is here. You have chosen the ID Joe! Is this Joseph The Carpenter? Hello Joseph my son. Thou calth us, thus I came here as the proof of your prophecy! I have always came to save thee! Even when you impregnated Mary, I took the responsibility & calth Jesus, my own son! I have always comth to rescue you my son. Have you once more impregnated someone in Bethlehem or maybe in Anjoman Padeshahi? I did not know you could still get it up my son! Not to worry, your Lord is here to bail you out again!"The path to your father is open and lighted... "
Yes my son, the path is lighted with Fire down here! I have ordered the path down below to burn with fire. We like it Hot!"But first you need to throw the wrapping of the Islam,"
Hmmmmmmmmm! Say guys, Dr. Fouladvand is obviously looking for some Muslim in IPC (Riot-Killer)! Any volunteers to take this one? Lori dear, you are an Islamic Scholar, hows about you taking over this one? The man is delusional & soon he will announce his prophecy as the Neo Zarathustra! You have some medical background, can you intervene with this patient?!" the evil, away, and stump the stupid God of Islam which is no one but Devil... "
Dr. Fouladvand, honestly, how many shots (chatval Stolichnaya) have you taken before writing this Master-Piss?!"Mohamad God is based on fear"
"Mohammad's God" you mean?
How can you be a Dr., if you can't spell worth of Shiite? Dr., you need to go back to school, you give us Doctors a bad reputation! By the way I have a Ph.D. in Passion & Eroticism, hows about you?" But your father is Love... "
Damn! You know my dad? You are absolutely correct! He is truly "ALL" about love! Before 1979, there was only one tall, white, handsome green-eyed Cabinet Minister/Media Lord/Famous Author in Iran and he was Alahazrat's favorite Journalist & my dear Pops! And indeed there was not a single "beautiful" woman amongst the wives & daughters of Imperial Cabinet Ministers, Generals, Journalists & Statesmen, which he did not, deflowered or passionately enlightened! Well, unless they were ugly, deranged or handicap!
Why do you think the Imperial Regime was a functioning regime? Because we had happy Statesmen & Militarymen! And why was that? Because the wives & daughters were happy so they kept a happy home, so their hubbies were well fed, relaxed and happy! Dad managed to always keep them ladies happy & satisfied! In a way, Dad was a great factor to keep the Imperial Regime functional! My Father is really All about love! You are absolutely correct! My mom also knew this fact & that's why they were practically apart after the 2nd year of marriage! How could she tame The Persian Playboy?!
I mean everyone who was an Imperial Insider, knew that Alam was a major lover-flirt & Alahazrat was also a heartbreaker playboy. That's right, Alahazrat's love-life did not seize @ his 3 Queens, but he fertilized from Bandar Pahlavi to Bandar Abbas & if any cheese-ball Monarchist or even Empress denies it, I assure you that they are "All" full of it. So Alahazrat was a swinging playboy and Uncle Alam (he insisted that I call him Uncle), Gosh.......... he was fertilizing Iranian beauties like theres no tomorrow! But My Father, Allah bless his schlong, had enlightened more ladies than Alam & Alahazrat combined! Dad was like the Energizer Rabbit in Energizer Battery Commercial, just going & going & going on & on & on ......................., like a mechanical love machine! It was inhuman! You don't believe me?
Just go & ask Iran's famous female poets, writers, Journalists, Generals & Statesmen's wives & daughters, & any other important & beautiful woman of pre 1979 Imperial Iran! I don't believe any one man in Imperial Iran had satisfied more ladies than dear Father! He truly spread his Ahreemanic seeds (Riot)!"Come back to love and throw the old rusted chain of slavery of Islam away."
But Islam promised me 70 virgins & 2 pretty boys & rivers of milk & honey! You are a cheapskate TV Talk Show host with used suit, borrowed from Good Will or Salvation Army! What can you offer me?" I have been in heaven and there is no hell,"
Dr. Fouladvand, now I know for sure that you are on Senatori Opium! Who buys it for you? I know there are a lot of Old Taryaki Baldheaded Monarchists in London! C'mon, just between us, I know you can't afford it, so fess up, who buys it & how does he get it out of Iran? I promise I won't get the MI5 & British Intelligence to search your home again & this time for Opium & not Terror documents!" because your father is love."
Would you let go of My Father's Schlong? He is happily out of politics & resting in Canada! What up with you & my father's schlong? Are the rumors true? Shoma unvari hastin?"Harame khoshkeli dari, mard."
Whose the Muslim now? You see 3 ladies around me & you automatically assume that it is my Haram! I know, I know I have a reputation, like Father like Son, but hey, I was just telling Lori the other day that I cannot really carry the tradition...........! Why you ask? Well today, there are no Imperial Generals or Statesmen's wives & daughters for me to enlighten! However, there are Up_Position & Media Lords' wives & daughters! But then again, look @ what I have to deal with!
Before 79, Imperial Rejal's wives & daughters were juicy but look @ today's LA & London's Up_Position Leaders & Media Lords wives & daughters! Just take one look @ the fathers & mothers & then go figure how the daughters look like! I mean look @ Jahanshah Javid, Zia Atabay, Daryoush Homayoun, Ario Pirouznia or even yourself & then imagine how the daughters would look like! Holy Toledos! Allah forbid, probably Hairy Beasts, alike large-size short & fat Hair-Balls with only an eggplant nose sticking out of the hair!
I tried to keep up the tradition & carry the torch burning, but with these raw material, how can I build a foundation!
I mean I admit I have lowered the standards compare to dad, but this is ridiculous! We are not talking lowering the standards, but we are talking Kur o Kachal o Shal o Kar o Ye vari o Torshideh o Pir-e Dokhtar! Give me a break! Can you blame me to move on to other directions!?" Yeki rah ham beferest inja.."
Eh, Dr. Fouladvand, shomam are? Dud az kondeh boland mishe, na? Baba Eyvallah! And they say you are gay! Shame on them! I tell you what! In one condition, I will send you top prime teenage beauties, alike peaches & cream! Condition is: Come to San Diego, in person & show me your Shambool Tala! For once & for all, end all the rumors about your malfunctioning Shambool & Gay-shess! Show them it can still arise like Derafshe Kaviyani! You can bring your Derafsh on your desk too (as Mojo to bring you luck)! Come on over & we can do an orgy, like old traditional Aryan Persian Orgies that Khosrow Parviz & Darbar-e Sassanid used to do! Lets do it Ancient Persian Style! Show me yours & I will show you mine! Will ya?"Pahlevan,"
Mokhlesim qorban!" Khak bar sarat"
Eh! Chera fosh midi Haji?" ke hanooz kaarii ke fooladvand baraie to va keshvarat kardeh nemibini."
In my whole life, I have never seen any narcissist who actually talks about himself as a third person & in admiration! By the way, what have you done for my country & I?
Who do you think you are talking to? I am not some Beche Soosool Monarchist or some Sissy Faggy Guspand Flag Waver who gets an erection watching you feed garbage Anti Islamic Rhetorics on TV to a bunch of Bikar! When you were smokin your opium & drinkin your vodka in London, I was an active part of this resistance, 27 years of struggle Dr. Fouladvand. When you & your kind were giving your ASS away in London & jerking off with your Zoroastrian, Sassanid-Pahlavi Imperial Derafsh, I was planning operations with Imperial Generals & Nehzat-e Moqavemat-e Meli to overthrow IRI.
Pardon me Dr. Fouladvand but
Shoma vaqti ba Reza Pahlavi kun kunak mikardid, ma mobareze mikardim!
Now a bozo like you lectures me of what you have done for me & my country? Go suck a wet one! Actually when you come to SD, I will hand you a wet one, a Qajar one!" Baa zanane haramat khosh bash"
I was awaiting your permission! Thanks for your permission! Khajeh tokh kardand!" va ba kirat feker kon,"
What is Feker? Why do you speak so Dahati?
@ least I can think! You are a Megalomaniac Narcissist Psycho whom due to Guru Complex, believes he is a Cult Leader & commander in chief!" mesleh hameh koran"
To jelot gozashti, bazam nemituni bekhuni?!
What the Frag is Koran? You mean Quran?" degar keh keshvarat ra ba $10 va yek zan khoshkel frokhtand."
You have been stealing my material, my writings, parts of my books & use it in your joke of a program & website! Now you are stealing my terms & hand them back to me?!
You are what they call a Bold Thief!
Are you having a fever? If not, then why all of the nonsense lectures in C Minor? Why do you overload with cheap free vodka? Kah az khodet nist, kah dun ke az khodete? I know these old bald Monarchists send you free opium & vodka but try to act civilized & only sip like a gentleman! Beside, are you talking to me about $10?
Dr. Fandoqist, $10 is for Geda Goshne around you! You are forgetting, to whom you are talking to, no? Allow me to remind you that true Iranian Aristocracy including my family (Qajar) whom do not even recognize Pahlavi Dynasty, as Iranian Aristocracy, can buy & sell the complete area of London which you & your cheesy studio is located in! No disrespect for Reza Khan whom I worship, but Qajar's do not recognize Pahlavis as Aristocracy or even a legal dynasty, set aside cheese-balls wanna be Monarch with creative National Anthem, residing in piccadilly @ the corner of Trafalgar Square, London, such as yourself! Don't talk to me about $10, just go ahead & send me the bill & I'll send you the deed to Piccadilly, Kensington & Chelsea combine!
Don't worry, now that you know me, you can stop dreaming about $10 or rent on your cheesy studio! Come out clean & then you can put a bunch of zeros in front of that $10.
Ahreeman is generous!" Mohamad cheshmaneh to va hamvatanat ra kor kard, "
Let go of Prophet's schlong! Whats with you & schlongs?"va to ra be zangir keshand."
You are also into S&M? Good, c'mon over to SD. Ahreeman's House of Pleasurful Pain! I'll be waiting with a rose!" Broo va zangir har bebor aie bardeh 1300 saleh."
Not that you can't spell English for Shiite, but you can't even write Persian! What the hell have you just wrote?
You mean: Boro va zanjir ha ra bebor ey bardeye 1300 saleh?
You call what you wrote Persian?
Where did you get your Doctorate & what is your Doctrine? You can't even talk English or Persian?!
Is this doctorate & doctrine from Khala or WC?
And I thought it was over 1400 & not 1300?! Go read my online history books, you need to refresh your memory Dr.!"Broo kosat ra bekon zira to bedard siasat nemikhorie."
You have finally given a factor! Bravo Foroud, Bravo Bravoooooooooooo!
OK enough Kos o She'r!
Now listen & listen well,
If you truly want to debate with me, stop this bull shiite! Stop making Joe or Joseph the Carpenter IDs. Get your own ID, come to IPC out in the open & I'll have a political, philosophical, economical, historical & a fundamental debate with you. If you have balls, here is your invitation. Are you a man or are you a Mouse like your Buddy Reza Pahlavi.
That unanswered letter to him will be back up in new IPC Website as a document of his cowardice & it will stay there until the day he dies, as "The letter" & the logic that RP could not answer!
I am giving you an open invitation, right here & right now to come & debate me in public. Lets stop the childish games, screen names, sending me PMs, posting Bull Shiite in IPC or getting your Butt Boys to post crap in IPC. You got something to say, then don't hide behind Joe Shmoe IDs. You are forgetting that I am a Technology Specialist & I also have ITs working for me. Have you heard of a method called tracing? Do you think you are talking to Yaqn-Ali Baqal? Every ID you make, every Bull Shiite you write, every cockamamie episode you pull in IPC, I can tell where is it coming from. I know how you talk, how you write, what you write & what state of mind you have. Before you open your mouth & say "A", I know that you are going to say "Akbar"! I know you, better than your Mother! I know your whole history & everyone else's history in Iranian Politics. I am clear about all your tactics, episodes, rhetorics, past & future operation Azartoosh, Fandoq & Zepeleshk. Before a word comes out of your mouth, I know what will you say & what will be your next step.
Do you want to debate? Then come on over with your own ID. I get the office to announce this debate to All political orgs, personalities, media & everyone who is anybody in Iranian politics, ahead of times & before we start. Thanks to me, you & your Dokan (Anjoman-e Padeshahi) will get some free advertisement, but then again we advertise for everybody, why not you?!
Cut the crap, come on over face to face, live on the net & get down & dirty with me. Say what you have to say openly in public & lets have a fundamental debate.
Your garbage of the past "Ahreemanic Remark" & garbage of the present "Joe ID + Self-admiration" won't fly. I know you like the palm of my hand. I know all of you guys like palm of my hand & believe me, I know the palm of my hand very well! I have been jerking off for decades with that hand!
So stop your games, stop sending messengers, E-mails, stop making fake IDs, stop sending love letters. Do you want to accomplish something? If anyone can do anything for you in Iranian politics, that's me! Come clean & I will hear you out & conduct an honest debate with you.
But don't insult my intelligence by pulling Shiite like this! Do not Bull Shiite a Bull Shiiter! I am a master in BS, so don't BS me!
By the way, When does "Operation Shataraq" starts?!
This is the final message that you will ever get from me. Unless you come out clean & start a serious dialogue.
And please do not Frag with me. You made that asinine "Ahreemanic" remark (Ahreeman keep your Ahreemanic remarks to yourself .........) years ago & I am a person with a digital memory who never forgets & never forgives & I carry the grudge to the grave. You started the bull shiite & now you are continuing the bull shiite!
So, now you can either:
a) Keep playing games & I will keep on writing wonderful humor pieces on you & in the future, drawing caricatures of you!
Or
b) Come out clean from behind your Desk & Little Derafsh, start a public Dialogue to enlighten All.
Which will it be?
You have been trying to start a dialogue with me for a long while! Well, here is your chance! We can take it to Formal Debate's Room & kick it.
Love your style Dr. Foroud-e Fouladvand. I hope you have enjoyed my "Ahreemanic Remarks"!
Ahreeman Bless you and your God, Dr. Fouladvand!
Amen!
Sincerely,
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