Brazil and South America Land Cruise
X Diaries Part 2: Land Cruise
Ahreeman X
April 2, 2025
Iguazu Falls, the largest fall system on earth and 1 of the 7 modern wonders of the world.
Iguazu Falls system with 275 fall drops and 270 feet tall, stands glorious bordering Argentina, Brazil and Paraguay.
Iguazu Falls
At this point in Buenos Aires, the sea cruise ended, after the excursion, we went to the hotel and the land cruise sponsored by the Princess begun. Next day we flew to Iguazu Falls on LATAM. The “LATAM” airline is a co company of Brazil and Chile. We also used “Aerolinias Argentinas” from Argentina and “Gol” airline from Brazil. South American airlines suck, I’m not crazy about service, monitors and comfort. The best of them is “Gol.”
Iguazu Falls is the largest fall system on earth with 275 fall drops. It is only 270 feet tall, so it is not the tallest. The tall water falls are many but the tallest is in Venezuela, the Angel Falls with 3,212 feet height! The greatness is not the height but the grand view which is the largest number of drops and width.
Picture Niagara Fall with its glory only has 3 falls but Iguazu has 275 different falls! It is gigantic! Iguazu Falls is one of the 7 modern wonders of the world!
Iguazu Falls is located on the border of Argentina (south), Brazil (north) and Paraguay (west) of it. Water source of the Iguazu Falls is the Iguazu River which streams from the Serra do Mar mountain range in south east of Brazil. Iguazu River flows through Iguazu Jungle which is a Semi Tropical Jungle. Most of the people travel through the Brazilian side to go near the falls by boat. Many also travel through the Argentine side to walk and see the glory of the falls up close but not many travel through Paraguayan side because the view is not that great.
Main Swimming Area with multiple pools and Jacuzzis on the main deck of the Sapphire Princess Cruise Ship.
Belmond Hotel, Iguazu, Brazil
In Iguazu, we got off the plane, got on the bus, switched buses from Argentine to Brazilian so the custom would not waste our time searching the bus for hours, went to the Brazilian side of the fall to the “Foz do Iguacu” which is a Brazilian city at the Iguazu Falls. In Brazil we stayed at the world famous “Belmond Hotel das Cataratas” which is part of the luxury Belmond Hotel Chains. It is a 5-star hotel. “Belmond Hotel das Cataratas” is a historic resort, the only hotel in Iguazu National Park, and a UNESCO World Heritage Centre in Brazil. It has access to Iguazu Falls. You have a clear view of the falls standing on the lawns of the hotel. It is a magnificent sight.
Originally it was an old monument but in 1958 had become a hotel. It only has one elevator going down to the below floor under the main floor where we stayed. The hotel is multi-level and on top of a hill facing the fall. Back then, elevator was something new, so the hotel is a classic style of building. The whole place is made off of walls coated with thick 2-inch cherry wood and all the closets, doors and gates are also made of thick cherry wood, old fashion style. It reminds you of the song “Hotel California” by Eagles. It is a work of art monument and a true classic.
Belmond Hotel Das Cataratas Video 1
Belmond Hotel Das Cataratas Video 2
Belmond Hotel Das Cataratas Site
Models at Iguazu Falls
One day, we took a mile of walk to go to the falls and see the falls up close on Argentina side. On Argentina side, there is “Puerto Iguazu” (Port of Iguazu) on the Iguazu Falls (sort of like a Lake). We took a walk in Iguazu Jungle and then next to the Iguazu River to get to the Falls. This is where we actually went on the decks, bridges and walkways right above the falls and next to the falls and we really got wet by the fall mist. We were trying all pathways to get as close to the falls as possible, We even took the elevator to go above the falls to see the best view. There were a couple of local girls on the bikes who rode there, parked the bikes and went right to the deepest bridge in the middle of the falls to take modeling photos of each other for their portfolios. They were white blonde, hot Brazilian girls in tank tops and hot pants shorts. By the end of the portfolio, they were all wet to the point that their nipples on their breasts were visible under the tank tops and their camel toes on their crotches under their short shorts were visible. Now that was very arousing! At the same time that they were posing for each other, taking pictures, I started posing and made Brunetty to take my pictures! I even made a modeling pose! How silly and they were laughing at me imitating them! Suddenly they left and by the time I followed to catch up with them and enlighten them with the Ahreemanic wisdom, they were on their bikes riding away before I could reach them! Those who got away from Ahreeman, were the best ones!
Next day, we went through Iguazu Jungle which is a Semi Tropical Rain Forest and took a Train, Carts pulled by a vehicle and then Jeeps to get there. We took Jet Boats going right next to the falls and got totally wet. Speed boats were fast, a few times hit the rocks and killed my lower back already injured! We were sitting right in front of the Jet Boat; I was in the middle between Blondie on the right and Brunetty on the left. The whole boat ride, Blondie was screaming and sounded like a soprano opera singer squealing! I was surprised because she been on White Water Rafting with me and was not screaming as much!
Ahreeman X Near Death Experience: American River
White Water Rafting Episode
We were on a tournament during the high tide killer river storm; however, this boat ride was extremely fast and extremely near the falls! What a rush!
Iguazu Falls Jet Boat Ride
Iguazu Falls Jet Boat Adventure
Iguazu Falls is an amazing sight and we went all over it on foot, Train, Pull Carts, Jeeps and Jet Boats.
Iguazu Falls Vacation Travel Guide | Expedia
Exploring Iguazu Falls: Brazil vs. Argentina
Largest Water Fall in the World | Iguazu Falls
Observation Bridge Over Iguazu Falls Brazil
Bridge Over Iguassu Falls
Next day, we jumped on the plane and headed for Hilton Hotel, Copacabana Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! 37 story skyscraper with the view of the complete city. I have to give Paris Hilton some credit! This is one of the best Hiltons in the globe. It has a roof top pool, suntan deck and a super breakfast buffet. The hotel is right at the Copacabana Beach.
Hilton Hotel, Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Hilton Hotel, Copacabana Site
Brazilians don’t Speak Spanish
During this trip, I constantly spoke Spanish with everyone to practice my Spanish. This was my chance! This continued until Brazil. One day I asked if the hotel front desk speaks English and she said yes, then I started speaking Spanish with her out of habit. Then I got the Room Service to bring a huge bucket of ice and again I spoke Spanish with the service. Suddenly I noticed that many of the hospitality service do not speak Spanish! They speak Portuguese as the primary language and English as the 2nd language just enough to serve the clients because English is the international language but very few people speak Spanish!
Portuguese is similar to Spanish but still there are big differences. So basically I am speaking Spanish with these people and they do not understand a word which I am speaking! I kept on forgetting that basically everyone in Latin America speaks Spanish except a big chunk of the continent which is Brazil!
Bathrooms in South America
Something very interesting to me was observed during this trip. Bathrooms, specifically in hotels had either a hose on the side or bidet where there were 2 bowls in the bathroom, 1 toilet and 1 bidet to butt wash; therefore, you are not supposed to flush toilet paper down the toilets because it gets clogged!
In South America, same as Iran, Middle East, China and parts of Europe, people wash their butts and if they want to use toilet paper, they must drop it in trash can. This reminded me of the bidet bowls we had in our old house back in Iran! Toilet Bowls were low and not comfortable but was so nostalgic and I reminisced with the bidet bowls while I really washed my privates front and back all over! It was like a long-missed toy for me! I truly washed my ass really good instead of taking a shower! Normally I am allergic to toilet paper and I take mini showers after Shiite but now bidet made life easy! OK enough about Shiite Shoveling and Bathroom traditions!
Copacabana and Ipanema
These 2 are world famous beaches of Brazil both in Rio. We had just missed the yearly Carnival the greatest masquerade party in the globe at Rio. Our Mardi Gras in New Orlean is a smaller version. Carnival was over, while we were at Iguazu but still the Carnival spirit was all over the beaches. We checked out both beaches which at all times of the day and night, something was going on there, volleyball, beach football (soccer), food fest, street food stands, suntan lounges, sofa and umbrella rentals, drink porters, whole coconut bowl drinks with straws, bike and scooter rentals, swimming or people just walking or running around. You could see girls with the latest and sexiest bikinis walking around in Copacabana and Ipanema. Mile long beaches full of hot girls, so willful!
Songs
Copacabana Music Video – Barry Manilow
Copacabana Live – Barry Manilow
Girl from Ipanema – Astrud Gilberto
Girl from Ipanema (Portuguese & English) – Astrud Gilberto
Girl from Ipanema - Frank Sinatra & Antônio Carlos Jobim
Girl From Ipanema – Nat King Cole
I like Nat King Cole version the best.
Brazil – Storm Large
Storm Large Sings Persian Oldies Pop
Beaches
Copacabana or Ipanema: Which is the best beach in Rio?
Copacabana
Ipanema
Rio de Janeiro
The Majestic Statue of Christ the Redeemer - 7 Wonders of the Modern World
Magnificent Christ the Redeemer Statue on mountain top, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
1 of the 7 modern wonders of the world
Jair Bolsonaro and Socialists in Brazil
Same as the way Democrats stole the 2020 election from Trump, the Liberal Socialist Globalists stole the Brazilian election from Jair Bolsonaro and now they accuse him of a coup, trying to jail him! They are terrified of National Populists like Bolsonaro. Brazil is currently so far to the left that Judges legislate from the bench and Hotel TVs only have CNN International and CNN Brazil for international news! They don’t want to admit it but they are a socialist nation, just like the rest of South America!
2 Sickly British Women!
These 2 were coughing and sick since they set foot on the ship, on every excursion and finally in land cruise in Brazil. I was avoiding them at all costs, not even going in the same elevator that they did. The last thing I wanted was to get their disease! People who are sick and in no condition to travel, should not travel. Finally on the last day of the land trip which the excursion went to the best Brazilian Grill AKA Churrascaria (BBQ) and the Christ the Redeemer Statue on top of the Mountain, I missed all the action. I started with a headache, dragged myself through the first 2 places in the excursion and I noticed that I was about to fall and faint, yes, that bad! So I decided to miss the Churrascaria lunch and the Christ the Redeemer Sight. One of the main reasons I came here was to see Christ the Redeemer Statue on the mountain top and these two damn British women made me to miss it!
God damn British (Ingilisa, Ingilisa), it was a British plot to get me sick and surely I got so sick that I stayed in the bus. Everyone was asking about me in the restaurant. After the excursion, I was sweating like a dog! I passed out after taking so many pills. Next day, I found out that they got many people sick! The 4 ladies from California told me that their room was next to them and they coughed all night! They were literally coughing all day and they were always popping out right next to me! Intentionally I skipped the elevator they went in and I took the next one but I turned around and they were right next to me! Even on the final day going to airport, they were trying to get in the same bus as me! It was like intentionally they were trying to kill me!
I’m telling you; I can’t stand the British, their British Monarchy, their Gay King, their gay accent, their nation full of gays, their woke, globalist, socialist, commonwealth ways, their neo colonialism, their cuisine, their culture, their history and everything about them! Great Britain FAQed over the world for centuries and now the 3rd world is FAQing over the Great Britain in their little island! Uk Globalist Liberal Socialist policies, Climate Change Garbage and Green New Bull Shiite Wokeness had turned UK gay! English men had become weak, gay pussies! That is why they are importing real men from around the world to bang their women! Just ask the British women? Soon there will be no white men left in UK. Muslims, Africans and illegal migrants from around the world have destroyed the UK. Muslims who were welcomed to UK are literally Shiiting and pissing all over UK. The UK had turned to a Shiite Hole and it couldn’t have happened to a better deserving country! Time will tell if Nigel Farage and Elon Musk can do anything about it to revive UK! Worse than the British are the fools who still follow them, their monarchy, their commonwealth and call themselves the British Subjects! These are Neo Colonies like Canada, Australia and New Zealand who are double FAQed! Keep on sucking up to the British monarchs and see where does it take you!
Obviously Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders and rest of the Commonwealth are still referring to themselves as “His Majesty’s Subjects” and “British Subjects,” however, on 1776, we dumped his majesty’s ass out of here and kicked it to overseas! In America we refer to ourselves as “Freemen” and “Freewomen.” If around the globe, people decide to remain slaves to some monarch, that is their choice. I cannot stand monarchs and monarchists. I am a free man, a thinking man. I choose my own destiny and I surely never bow to no monarch. FAQ British Monarchy!
These FAQers stole many states of the Persian Empire, added them to their empire and eventually gave them independence, fabricated all of these “istan” countries! Every “istan” country you see in Central Asia and Middle East, was stolen from Iran by either the British or Russians and then fabricated as fabricated nations around the west and central Asia. These countries have no identity except the Iranian identity. Let me teach you a bit history:
Iranian Plateau Under One Iran
Allow me to clarify an important historical fact for all. Until about 250 years ago, the complete Iranian Plateau was under one Iran, a united Iran including Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Parts of Pakistan (Baluchestan Half), Parts of Kazakhstan, Parts of Kyrgyzstan, and Parts of Iraq (Mesopotamia).
Next, the Russians and the British separated all of these Iranian States from the Motherland and included them as parts of their empires. Eventually, in later years they granted them independence and fabricated them as independent nations!
Fake “Istan” Countries!
Every single country with “Istan” at the end of its name is a fabricated state and independent nation which were fabricated by the Russian and the British Imperialism to separate the states of Iran from the motherland!
Read more and educate yourselves to true history:
Last Persian Emperor
So the God Damn British sickly women, finally got me so sick that the next day, throughout the day, on the shuttle and on the plane, all the way to USA I was sick to my stomach! I vomit a few times, had heavy fever and sweating like a dog. All the way to San Diego and in San Diego I was sick. God, I wanted to bitch slap those women so bad! I almost smacked them at the back of their heads! This bug, whatever it was stuck with me for weeks! Water was floating in my lungs, heavy cough like Bronchitis or Pneumonia, fever, sweat, vomit and faint! Tons of Anti-Biotic, Pseudoephedrine, and medicine to finally get rid of it!
A Blondie Episode!
Blondie travels a lot for business. A while back, she got her Global Entry permission to get in and out of the custom fast. On the first day of her Global Entry, she left a rotten apple in her luggage and failed to declare it. Some psycho at TSA made a case out of it, cancelled her Global Entry and wanted to charge her $500.00. No matter how much his boss insisted to clear the situation, he did not go for it but the boss dismissed the financial penalty. Since that time, every time she walks the airport, they search her because her name is on the Black List! I crack jokes and call her Contrabandist!
After Tulsi Gabbard trashed Kamala Harris in debate, she put her on the Terror Watch List, so every time she did fly, they checked her too! This episode continued until she become the DNI Chief and cleared her own name from the black list! Democrats are ill people, vengeful and sick. This is what they do! Now Blondie has to somehow get rid of this note on her record and get herself out of the Black List or else every single time at the airport, they second search her! On our way back, they second searched her again and they said may as well they second search Brunetty and I too! She told them about the rotten apple and said how can I clear this? They said it is a shame but we don’t know! One time in the airport, they wanted to second search her and she was fed up with it, so she started stripping and they stopped her! She would seriously strip right in the middle of the airport! Blondie cracks me up! I always tell her that is she was not an engineer, then she would have become a comedian! And that is the story of the rotten apple!
Back to San Diego
Usually when I get back to USA, once I hit the ground, I kneel and kiss the ground because I clearly get reminded that nowhere is USA and I am so blessed to be an American. Blondie and Brunetty were prepared to stop me this time and they said you better not make a scene again! Lucky for them, I was too sick for theatrics, so I skipped it. I was so sick that on the flight from Atlanta to San Diego, I went inside the plane early amongst the priority list. The girls got me in before I got sicker!
It was a great trip, one of our best cruises. My limit is maximum 10 days on the ship. Even though we were 2 weeks on the ship and 1 week in the air and on the land cruise, the total of 3 weeks and ended up with sickness, yet it was still an amazing trip of a lifetime. Man learns a lot from travel. Travel is best with friends and family. I just have to end with stating that no place on earth is like USA and we notice this fact once we travel around the world.
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