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Trump Story of General Pershing, Pigs and Muslims!
Pigs Blood and Muslim Terrorists!
Ahreeman X
March 13, 2016

Ahreeman X

: Hello Kiddies

Gather around the fireplace and let Poppa Ahreeman to tell you a story ….

Oh yeh … Stories of the Seven Seas ……

Tonight’s tale is an old tale called:

Story of the Black Jack, Pigs and Muslims!

Islamism Pig and her Piglets!

Black Jack knew best on how to deal with the Jihadis!
The Great US General John Pershing of WWI Amazing Method!
The Story of General Pershing’s Solution to the Islamic Terrorism Problem!
The Story of the Pigs Blood and the Muslim Terrorists!

Like water and oil, pigs and Muslims do not mix!

Some say it's fictional anecdote but evidence points that it’s real history! Maybe it’s exaggerated but always remember what the famous Persian Proverb states:

“Ta nabashad chizaki, mardom naguyand chizha!”
(Unless there’s something to the story, the story doesn’t become so popular!)

After I tell you the story, then I let “Good Old Donald” to tell you his version! Ready? Set? Let’s Roll:

Donald Trump: I give Ahreemanic Tales 2 Thumbs Up!

Story of the Black Jack, Pigs and Muslims!

Back in the day in 20th Century, when there was no liberal Bull Shiite “Political Correctness”, there lived a great American Hero General. His name was General John Pershing.

This is the story of “Black Jack” (General Pershing’s nick name), the American Hero and the Muslims. This episode had occurred during his governorship (1909 – 1913) in Philippines. This episode had occurred during the raids of the Moro (Philippino Islamists) on US Forces. This is how General Pershing ended the conflict of the day and for many decades to come!

General John Pershing the American Hero of WWI on Horse-top

Have in mind that Muslims consider pig dirty; they do not eat pig or even touch pig. Pig is haraam (forbidden to eat) and Najes (dirty to touch). Hardcore Muslims even believe that a simple touching of pig can avoid them to enter heaven and get their 72 virgins, set aside becoming in contact with pig’s blood (Muslim Nightmare)!

The story takes place in early 1900s, oh yes the Islamist problem goes way back, it is nothing new!

The story goes that in Early 1900s (1909 – 1913), right before the beginning of the World War I (1914), there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines, by the Moro (Philippino Muslim extremists). General Pershing captured 50 terrorists, and had them tied to the posts, facing him for execution. He had his men slaughter two pigs, in front of the horrified Muslim terrorists.

General Pershing on his horseback entered the execution area and rode to the front. He ordered the soldiers and they soaked their bullets in the pig's blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies, and covered them in pig blood. Pershing told them to dump the dead pigs, all the guts and blood along with the Muslim bodies in the ditch.

Pershing told his troops to let the 50th man go. Before he left, Pershing told the Muslim to come close! The Muslim Jihadi came close right in front of the Great General Pershing and stood scared near his horse. “Black Jack” told him not to worry, I will not execute you. I want you to go and tell your people what you have seen here! Then he let the Muslim go.

Afterwards, for the next few decades (25 to 42 years), there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.

General Pershing surely knew how to deal with Muslim Terrorists!

Now on to Good Old Donald Trump’s Version we go:


Donald Trump Tells the Story of General Pershing and Muslim Terrorists

Donald Trump Tells Story of General Pershing and Muslim Terrorists – Version 2

General Pershing Solution to Islamic Terrorism

General John Pershing’s Story (1860 – 1948)

General John Pershing Documentary

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