What I Believe? - A Popular Classic Poem by Ahreeman X

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What I Believe? - A Popular Classic Poem by Ahreeman X

Postby IPC » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:23 am

Dear Club:

A True Ahreemanic Classic!


Found another dark piece by "The Dark One"! Here is one found in dusty dungeons of IPC Archives! It's funny how it still makes sense at the present day! As long as Ahreeman is still missing in action and absent in IPC, and as long as we are still awaiting the reappearance of Ahreeman and the new IPC website alongside of him, so I see fit to post this old Ahreemanic tale on the "Old Bull's Beliefs" and general "Times and Life" of Ahreeman! Doc, please come back soon. The Dark One is missed! This one for all the "exiled philosophers in the night"! Please enjoy.

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What I Believe?

I believe in Heroic Sagas & Tragic Tales!
I believe in Legendary Efforts & Amazing Struggles!
I believe in swimming against the waves & flow of the river!
I believe in riding against the wind!
I believe in fighting against all odds!
I believe in Old Fashion Heroes & Mighty Legends!

I believe in protecting the under dog.
I believe in standing my own ground.
I believe in battle to the bitter end.
I believe in rebellion until the end.
I believe in honorable life with glory, & if it's all lost,
I believe in death before disgrace.

I believe in fighting against the norms.
I believe in breaking all the statues.
I believe in destroying all taboos.
I believe in shaking the dead, until they wake up!
I believe in fighting a losing battle!
I believe in believing my own beliefs!

I believe in sincerity in a child's smile.
I believe in patterns of a Persian Tile.
I believe in results of all our lives, in a cyber file.
I believe in us being the masters of our own destiny.
I believe in us in the navigating seat.
I believe in best of times, were in that childhood smile!

I believe in scream of a sparrow.
I believe in tears of a hungry child.
I believe in fears of a needy girl.
I believe in horrors of a broken home.
I believe in Catastrophe of The Mother Land.
I believe the way out & answer will be in hand!

I believe in Glory of the past.
I believe in the way we used to be.
I believe in Morality & Old Fashion Values.
I believe in Honorable Men & Ladies of Honor.
I believe in my word & how to stand by it until the end.
I believe in honor, a motto to die for!

I believe in Cyrus, Darius & Shapour!
I believe in Hedayat, The Iranian Allan Poe & Boof-e Koor!
I believe in Ferdowsi rather than Arabic Bulgur!
I believe in Iran without the Islamic Tool!
I believe in Revolution but I ain't no Fool!
I believe in cost of salvation, comes with blood & it's way so Cool!

I believe in principles of the game!
I believe Ends justifies the Means.
I believe Strategy justifies the Tactics.
I believe Destiny justifies the Routes.
I believe in all above, but while keeping principles alive!
I believe Everything Goes, but not the Good Name!

I believe in Black and White.
I believe in Clouds & Sun.
I believe in winter & spring.
I believe in Dark & Light.
I believe in Good & Evil.
I believe in All, but Areas of Gray!

I believe in not forgiving the Sins!
I believe in Pay Backs, so huge & Mean!
I believe in Revenge to setting the road Clean!
I believe in no compromise, no bending, No Deal!
I believe in Retaliation beyond the Wheel!
I believe in Action to keep it Real!

I believe in Sins of The Fathers of 1979.
I believe The Tragedy & Aftermath are the price to pay for their Crime.
I believe we shall admit to our mistakes before the Chime.
I believe we shall learn from the wrongful Crime.
I believe we need to pack & move forward in Time.
I believe it's time to rebuild Mother Land & exclude the Slime!

I believe in Fairy Tales & Good Old Tales!
I believe in Hairy Bears & Good Old Girls!
I believe in Biker Days & Raising Hells!
I believe in Rowdy Boys & Screaming Girls!
I believe in Dying Young, & staying Pretty!
I believe in Hells Bells, Dick & Daisy!

I believe in Pony Tails & Corn Fed Girls!
I believe in Slim Childish Figures & Pig Tails!
I believe in Chunky Little Blondes with Bazooka Bagels!
I believe in round, firm, huge, basketball jugs, seen in skies!
I believe in Persian Passion, Roman Orgies & 1001 Nights!
I believe in Fast Machines & Hard-core Lays!

I believe in S&M, BBWs, BJs, T&As but no PMS!
I believe in cutting right through the Chase!
I believe in Bull Shiite but with a Finesse!
I believe in Odd Ball Jane & Big Butt Grace!
I believe in Tough Girls & Muscle Feme Caress!
I believe in Valley Girls & Heartland Belles!

I believe in Apple Pie, Blues Bars & Tex Mex Joints.
I believe in Baby Jane & Tender Loins!
I believe in Suzie Q & Rock Hard Groins!
I believe in Sally, Sue & Jesse Owens!
I believe in Heartland Meals & Silver Coins!
I believe Esses, Gumbas, Dudes, Buds & Homes!

I believe in Air Balloons & Big Ol Goons!
I believe in Loony Tunes & Hard-core Toons!
I believe in Cheesy Lays & Big Baboons!
I believe in Air Head Blondes & Brunet Loons!
I believe in Psycho Girls & Gothic Bzooms!
I believe in Vampire Lass & Witch's Brooms!

I believe in Mini Skirts & Short Hot Pants!
I believe in Deadly Snakes & Poison Ants!
I believe in Dangerous life & Extreme Fans!
I believe in cracking skulls & deadly pranks!
I believe in outlaw chicks & Edgy Cracks!
I believe in Black Leather Tops & Red Swede Slacks!

I believe in nudity, obscenity, vulgarity & Rebel Rousing Trash!
I believe in them oodles & oodles of Hard Hot, Cold Cash!
I believe in any which way you can but smash!
I believe in avoiding loud mouth bozos with no stash!
I believe in Denver, Dillinger, but not Johnny Cash!
I believe in Horror, Blood Shed, Nightmare with a Dash O Slash!

I believe in Folk Heroes & Red Neck Joes!
I believe in 45s & Bow Arrows!
I believe in Good Ol Boys & Rebel Moes!
I believe in Deadly Foes & Hard Head Boys!
I believe in End of The Line, everything Goes!
I believe in Night of The Long Knives & Long Sharp Toys!

I believe in Family, Klan, Tribe & Gain!
I believe in killing, while giving so much pain!
I believe in Rivers of Blood flowing beyond the sane!
I believe in necessary massacre, slaughter, & having no shame!
I believe in insanity, on the edge but having no blame!
I believe in Extreme Force without the tame!

I believe in Golden Days & Future Gays!
I believe in Hunter Ways & Running Preys!
I believe in Screams choked in throats of the lonely Mays!
I believe in Heads of the Enemy on the Golden Trays!
I believe in Danger, Lust, Speed, Horror & Action are The only Ways!
I believe in watching myself in the mirror, practically every Days!

I believe in Flowers, I lost my faith in man.
I believe in isolation, I need no fan.
I believe in beauty, don't try to ban.
I believe in love, but not in a can.
I believe in sex, but not with a man.
I believe in reminisce, yet not with a woman.

I believe in tears of a child.
I believe in not being so mild.
I believe in singing out-loud.
I believe in not believe in the crowd.
I believe in blasting music loud.
I believe in living & dying proud.

I believe Communists are Alcoholics full of Booze!
I believe Monarchists are Opium Addicts with snooze!
I believe Jebheis are diseased, Jurassic, Republican Smoking Goose!
I believe Mojaheds are Marxist Islamist Polygamist, doing Siqeh in Deuce!
I believe Socialists sucking them joints & Hash like vacuum Fungus!
I believe Nationalists play with their balls behind their large desks, way loose!

I believe Iran is doomed unless we wake up!
I believe Republican Jebheis are too fake on Top!
I believe Constitutionalists are so full of Shiite, they can Pop!
I believe Reza Khan could save our land as a President in Shop!
I believe Reza Khan had Balls of Steel, so tough, like a Soldier Cop!
I believe Reza Junior's Cotton Balls, so liquidy, we can Mop!

I believe in Mother Land, Lion & Sun, Old Glory & Guts!
I believe in Beefy Thighs, Celluloid, Massive Bras & Sluts!
I believe in Fighting Dogs, Comrades, Commandos & Men with Balls!
I believe in Walking Edge, Danger Zones & Deadly Falls!
I believe in Flirty Vixens, Shy School Gals & Nasty Broads!
I Believe in Muscle Boys, Merc Ol Dudes & Big Ol Thugs!

I believe in Blues is a state O Mind!
I believe in you got to feel it in your bone, so fine!
I believe in what goes around, comes around, so be very kind!
I believe in traveling back & fore, in time!
I believe in passion, love & sex, all O mine!
I believe in luck, if you can find!

I believe in Future & Hope.
I believe in Logic, not The Pope.
I believe in The Big Picture & The Scope.
I believe in Intellect but not with Dope.
I believe in Drama, not too much Mope.
I believe in Salvation for the future of our Globe.

I believe Changes will come but not so Fast!
I believe Masses will rise without the Party Fads!
I believe Career Exilist Opposition is in Full Cast!
I believe Losers gather on Forums & Pal Talk, Fast!
I believe Stagnation is temporary & it will fade in Blast!
I believe Iran is eternal & Sparrows will return at Last!

I believe at last there'll be My Shadow, My Echo & Me!
I believe ain't that a pain in rectum O Lord O Jee!
I believe, raise hell, live & let die, dear Ol Bee!
I believe we are all Ants in The Ant Farm, you See?
I believe at the End, it'll be Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes, after Tea!
I believe All will be left is only one's Good Name, O My O Me!

I believe, you be a Good Dog & Have your Day but don't be thrown!
I believe you should get your way & not without a bone!
I believe you're a child but step by step you'll be grown!
I believe life is a river, you're a Dog swimming in it a while, but don't drown!
I believe every dog must get his day, right around the town!
I believe, once at the end of the rope, you can't take the crown!

I believe I am a Bicycle Rider, riding through life & Game!
I believe we All float towards the direction we Aim!
I believe We All Float through & thorough life, this ain't no shame!
I believe this is another stop, on the way to the fate of our name!
I believe we shall not End the Trip in Vain!
I believe at last, Down here, we will All Float at the End of The Game!

...... and once you're gone,
you will be lucky if you had left your mark & made an impact on few other lives!

... a Bicycle Rider floating in flames, riding towards The Final Destiny @ The Under ...

Ahreeman X
September 5, 2003 = 2562 Shahanshahi (PIY)


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What I Believe? (Ahreeman X)

Postby IPC » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:06 pm

What I Believe?
by Ahreeman X
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Re: What I Believe? (by Ahreeman X AKA Dr. X)

Postby Shahrzad BB » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:28 pm

Hi People

BTW, I love this poem. I haven’t read it for a long time and I recently read it and enjoyed it. I think this is one of Ahreeman’s best.

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Re: What I Believe? (by Ahreeman X AKA Dr. X)

Postby Atusa Qajar » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:05 pm

What I Believe?


Catayoun Afshar:

Found another dark piece by "The Dark One"!

One of Ahreeman’s best poems ever, and unlike Ms. Afshar, I do not believe it is a dark poem but on the contrary it is an optimistic and bright look at the future.

New 2nd Edition of the Classic Poem has published:

What I Believe?

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enjoy :shadesi:

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Re: What I Believe? - A Popular Classic Poem by Ahreeman X

Postby IPC » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:13 pm

Atusa and Ahreeman

I revised the title of the thread; it's a better fit.

I agree it’s a wonderful poem but it's both dark and light at the same time.

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