The Mullah and The Student
Tales of Wisdom
Ahreeman X
April 25, 2012
The Eye of the Shiite Chadori Beholder
The Superstitious Iranian
The seeker of secret knowledge inquires and the grand master enlightens the seeker with his wisdom!
Here is a Q & A (Question and Answer Dialogue) between a Religious Studies Student (Talabeh) and a Mullah Master (Grand Ayatollah) who is transferring the knowledge to the student. From generation to generation in Holy City of Qom this secret knowledge transfers:
Student: Ayatollah Al Ozama what do you eat?
Mullah: Meat of Iranians
S: What do you drink?
M: Blood of Iranians
S: What do you wear?
M: Skin of Iranians
S: Where do you get these products from?
M: Ignorance of Iranians
S: Where do you safe keep this Ignorance?
M: In the golden box of Religion
S: And what protects this Golden Box?
M: Superstition of Iranians
Related Poetic Humor:
From Book of Silly Poetry by AX (Divan-e Hajviyat-e Dr. X):
An-Qolab – The Reaction: Islamic Revolution Lampoon
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/an-qolab/index.htm
For Imam with Love!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/for-Imam/index.htm
Amen!
Dr. X