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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby CR » Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:37 am

Education for Iranians, Americans, Iranian Americans and Rest of the World:

Where did the Term Farsi Come from?

When Arabo-Muslims invaded the Persian Empire and occupied it, they could not pronounce certain letters of the Perian Alphabet such as Ch, Zh, G and P. Arabs could not say P, so instead of “Pars” which was the name of the country, they said “Fars” and instead of “Parsi” which was the name of the people and the language, the said “Farsi,” this is why the Parsi people of India who escaped the Arab invasion and resided in India, they call themselves “Parsi” but unfortunately until this day, many uninformed, historically unaware and mentally airhead Persians, refer to the Persian name of the language which is “Parsi” as “Farsi” and their justification is that the language changes and we must change by the time! No, the language did not change, illiterate people such as you parroted what the incapable and illiterate Arab Barbarians spewed in Iran and you remained ignorant and illiterate for generations! The same people who refer to the Persian language as “Farsi” are most definitely Arab Worshipers (Muslims), Half Breeds and other illiterates! Hopefully after over a millennium, these Persians whom are in fact true “Eye-Rainians” will educate themselves!

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Call the Persian Language in Persian, “Parsi.” Don’t call the Persian Language “Farsi,” don’t be a degenerate!

If you are speaking Persian, then the name of the language is “Parsi” and not “Farsi” but if you are speaking English, then the name of the language is “Persian” and not “Farsi” so one way or another the damn name of the language is not Farsi! For God’s sake educate yourselves to the correct name of the language! Doesn’t matter if you are American, Iranian American or Persian, whatever you are, stop throwing damn Arabic terms such as Farsi around! Here, read and educate yourselves:

Iran or Persia? Iranian or Persian? Farsi or Persian?
Country, People and Language, Which is Correct and Why?

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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Shahrzad BB » Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:48 am

The Iranian Americans who call Iran “Eye-Ran” and the Iranians who call Persian or Parsi “Farsi” need to be hung upside down by the balls (if men) or by the ankle (if woman) from the tall trees for at least a day or two and while hanging, be repeatedly whipped with prime leather whips. Why not bring back the corporal punishment and disciplinarian education? Let’s go old school all the way …..

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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby IPC » Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:52 am

hung upside down by the balls (if men) or by the ankle (if woman) from the tall trees


Ahreemanic Method?

Why not bring back the corporal punishment and disciplinarian education? Let’s go old school all the way …..


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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Shahrzad BB » Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:58 am

hung upside down by the balls (if men) or by the ankle (if woman) from the tall trees


Ahreemanic Method?

Why not bring back the corporal punishment and disciplinarian education? Let’s go old school all the way …..


No pain, no gain?


No Pain, No Gain, Old Persian School Style of Education!
Guaranteed for people to stop blabbering “Eye-Ran” and “Farsi” Hell Yeah Baby!

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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Bita K » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:00 am

Shahrzad, being mental again? No wonder all the psychiatrists are crazy and I don’t believe in psychiatry!
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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Shahrzad BB » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:04 am

The method provides results, so it works. Experiment, if positive results, stick with it, live and learn!

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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Atusa Qajar » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:05 am

I’m with Shahrzad on the cure
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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Asghar Ghasab » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:07 am

I’m with Shahrzad on the cure


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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Shahrzad BB » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:16 am

Thank you for encouragements, I can get all the support verbal and financial, also university grants will be needed to continue my studies, experiments and further implementation of the old ways “Persian Educational Corporal Punishment” implemented in the modern days. Old School worked in Iran, we must get these American liberal ways changed, they are too Faggy and Tranny, No More LGBT Boo Boo, we must go Old School Persian with our re-education of the kids and adults, so they will guarantee to learn proper language. I promise you there will be no more “Eye-Rain” or “Farsi” and for sure not a slip of a tong or a mistake!

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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Chic Moda » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:17 am

Imagine asking for university grants!
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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Shahrzad BB » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:28 am

Haj Asghar Ghasab :jahel: , as a traditional Persian butcher, I could use your expertise and experience with my new experiments on human subjects. I know you use cattle and have expertise with sheep but these people who blabber “Eye-Rain” and “Farsi” are not far from sheep! They need some old school Persian reeducation! I will make sure to find a position for you in my new study lab.

Nothing Works like Old School Persian Educational System!

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Re: Will Americans Ever Learn How to Pronounce Iran?

Postby Shahrzad BB » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:47 am

I also have the cure for Liberalism! Do you know why all of these Iranian American Democrats went liberal gong-ho?

They did not get an Old School Persian Corporal Punishment in the educational system! All we need to cure liberalism is:

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Go Persian but start with my Re-educational Program, Persian Methods!

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