Joe The Savior Prophet!
Dear Haj Joe *
* (not to be mistaken with “Haj Jew” or “Haju” aka a Jewish Haji)
* (not to also be mistaken with “Haju” which is the Esfahani pronunciation for Haji)
You have been shamelessly transforming these two topics:
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=527
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=652
to your personal log! The reasons you have done so, are:
I. These two topics are High Traffic topics, so you will get a “Captive Audience” to read your rhetorics!
II. You are constantly updating these two topics to advertise for your rhetorics.
III. You are constantly updating these two topics to advertise for your buddy Fouladvand.
Regarding the third part, you don’t need to advertise for Fouladvand, because I am already doing enough of that:
Look under API:
http://www.iranpoliticsclub.net/political-orgs/orgs1
Regarding the first part, get a Diary Book and write your incoherent, distracted, delusional thoughts in it!
Regarding the second part, that’s why I am not giving you the pleasure to respond to you, under those two topics, so you can gather more readers for your rhetorics, thanks to my grace & popularity! So suffer Joe, thus I am responding to you here:
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“My response....
A man was passing through a desolated gloomy place . He heard some voices and moaning. He searched the area and he realized that a group of rich ignorant people have been blind folded by the great Pirates' magical stories ( human rights!!), guided to a deep well and dropped into the dark well to rot. Saving them was risky but he accepted to be their savior.”
Joe, you have finally wrote a complete paragraph and it is coherent! But, ………
Joe, one question:
To vaqe’an kos kholi, ya khodeto zadi be kos kholi?
To dige pak simhat qati shodeh!
Ehtiyaj be Ravan-shenas va Lithium dari!
So now you are the savior?
Fatwa:
Folks, from this moment on, please start addressing Joe, as “The Savior Prophet”, our own Homegrown Prophet!
(any Psychiatrists in the house?)
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“ He tore all his clothes and belonging”
Clothes we understand, but I am concerned about the “Belonging” part! What were those belongings? Snot Rags (Dastmal Damaqi), Jerk Off Handkerchief (Dastmal Jalqi), Senior Diapers (Kohne-ye Salmandan), ………..?
Dear Lord, have you used those “Belongings” to make this rope?!
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“to make a rope and then threw the rope down the well to the fallen ones. The miserable ones started arguing and fighting, and each one wanted to be the first.
The savior screamed at them and told them: “ Now, I have no doubt that you deserve to be where you are” "stop fighting, and one by one come out"
I hear you Joe!
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“One of the stupid proud fallen ones, while holding the rope firmly, looked up and screamed: "If you think anyone will care or look at your rope, you are wrong"
That would be Liberator!
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“The rest of the story can have many ending and I let your imagination to weave it together for yourself.”
I’ll try!
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“Sun, shines, indifference to your decision, to enjoy the sun or.. abide in a damp and dark room like a rat. It is your choice.”
Yes, after all it is up to us, “The Fallen Ones” to see the salvation in your rhetorics or to fade away in darkness of the well!
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“I write for love .. “
What’s love got to do, got to do, got to do with it????
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“and you are free to hold the rope or ignore it... “
Haji,
What you do not comprehend, is that we are trying to hang on to the rope and be pulled up by you, above the ground! We do! But the problem is that, your rope, same as Reza Pahlavi’s Balls & Fouladvand’s Shambool, is rotten!
Picture this,
Reza Pahlavi has no balls. Jasmine has been sending me a number of E-mails, consulting me on what can she do about RP’s medical condition?!
I am not a medical doctor, but still Iranians’ Family Doctor! So far, we tried Vitamin B Shots, Testosterone Shots, Vitamin Pills, Massage, Suction Pumps, Heat Pads, Chinese Natural Herbs, Chinese Balls, even acupuncture, but all failed miserably!
Jasmine has her hopes, only towards me & I am trying not to disappoint her, but:
The house is rotten from the core and foundation!
(Kar az risheh kharabeh)
On the other hand, Fouladvand has balls (somewhat), but his Schlong and brain is rotted out (due to old age)! We tried Khorma, Felfel Sabz, Tokhme Morq, Moz, Gerdu, Qaliyeh, even Sulfat Do Sud! We even tried Viagra, Cialis, all the way to rhinoceros Horn! But absolutely dead! Tabi’atesh Bahut Afsordahe!
We also tried Sheep Brain Sandwich (Persian Style) & White Fried Fish, even Kaleh Mahi, but the brain is also well frozen & seized in 1930s & 40s Black & White Nazi propaganda Movies & Fascist pictures of Mussolini! The man has not evolved beyond 1945 or even 651 AD!
Now, in your case, your intentions are well & people also like to hang on to your rope & climb out of the well; however, how can they? Your rope, same as RP’s Balls & Fouladvand’s Shambool, is well rotted!
Haji, this is not a rope, nothing left of it, it has been reduced to a thread! Once it was 10 inches thick but now it is down to a one-millimeter thread and reducing! This whole rope is connected via a thin thread of one millimeter thick, @ certain places!
Myself, I tried to hold on & climb, but me @ 6’3” & 240 Lb, how can I? One time, Amir got me Qolab with two hands, I put my foot there & tried to climb. Liberator also hanged on to me, so I held his hand & we both tried to climb, but this damn rope was down to a thread! We fell on our asses!
Haji, in Tanab pusideh! Be pust o ostekhun resideh!
This rope, like an exposed Persian Rug to Moths, has been lain in a dark damp storage for too long! It is rotten to the core, same as RP Balls & Fouladvand Shambool!
You, same as RP & Fouladvand have been frozen in time, well out of place!
The Industrial Revolution has passed all of you by!
RP froze in 1960s pacifism and Dr. King era!
Fouladvand froze in 1945 End of Nazism!
You froze in 651 AD, end of Persian Sassanid Empire!
Yous live in Yesterday, but we are Today!
You are trying to catch the Train but Time has passed you by in 1960s, 1940s or even 651 AD!
Haji, Tanab-e to Bid zadeh! Moosh khordeh vo tar o pudesh pusideh!
Your rope is like a:
Infested house with mice,
Rotten cabinet wood with termites,
Holed wool sweater with moths,
Infected wound with bacteria,
Day old bread with molds,
Month old Iranian Qorbati without a shower!
We want to hold on to your rope, balls or shambool to climb out of the well, but everything is rotten to the core! Torn apart, down to a thread & that thread is even rotting way too quickly!
So dear savior prophet, how can you save this Umma’ with this rotten tool or rope?!
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“I have no face.. . “
Plastic surgeons do miracles!
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“I am no one... And Out of reach of lemmings.”
Reach out & touch someone!
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“I am the future man and you’re my lemming brothers,”
My Mom did not know your Father, don’t lie!
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“ the lost ones, who stubbornly are avoiding my stretched hand”
Maybe the hand or Shambool is too stretched to the point of fallen! It is just hanging due to old age! It is just hanging like an old man’s schlong! Kesh umadeh!
Haji, Shol o vel o Avizuneh!
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“ that can take them to safety.”
Haji how can this piece o thread take them to safety?
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“The Slave masters know this fact but you do not!!.”
Here we go with Masters again!
Are they Master-Baitors?
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“I am risking my life to write for you... “
For God’s sake, we hate to see you risk your life, so by all means, STOP it right now! Stop writing & take your Garitol! As your family doctor, I must insist!
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“for nothing... I am writing for you, “
Do you actually want money from us to read your crap?
Damn, if Jahanshah Javid can do it, then everybody can!
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“but only Slave master’s intelligence are learning from me”
That should tell ya something!
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“ and enjoying and admiring my writing and perception.”
Master likes your Bait, so they can become Masterbators!
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“While you keep hiding behind your ego”
My Ego is obscured by all the Eye-Rainian Experts’ Egos!
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“and a sign which says: “ Do not enter" to the light"
I was looking for that one in Home Depot! Do they have it in Hardware Store?
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“Change your old mind to a new one, then you can see.”
How? Where do they sell the parts?
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“Start from your ego.”
It is not third as inflated as your Hee_Rows, RP & Dool-avand’s!
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“OUCH....”
What happened? Who fingered Joe? Shame on yous! Don’t finger our “Savior Prophet!
Bache angosht nakon!
Aqa ro angosht nakonid, gonah dare, ma’siyat dare, un donya bahas javab bedin!
Joe, god damit, stop fingering people yourself!
What kind o prophet fingers people?!
Oh I forgot, Mohammed did!
He fingered All!
Anyhow, everyone stop fingering everyone else!
This is not Qom or Qazvin!
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“I love you “
Simply because you are an old pervert!
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“but... “
Get off our Butt!
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“And.. many many but after that but....”
What’s with you & Butts?
Mage to Bache Bazi?
I didn’t know you are Qazvini!
Come out of closet Joe!
Congressman Folley did!
Why not you?
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“until the “T” breed another “T”
You want Tits too?
You want Butts & Tits?
Little T & A?
Joe, you are in the wrong place! This is IPC, not a GoGo Joint or Gentlmen’s Club!
Don’t yous have Whorehouses in Texas?
Try Best Little Whorehouse in Texas!
Ask directions from Dolly Parton, will ya?!
Joe, seriously,
You need to collect enough information about people, before you release judgment & verdict about them! For instance, remember when first you came into IPC, you cussed the hell out of me with profanity (just read your threads)? Now you adore me, love me & go kissy poo with me! Why? Because you did not know me then, the way you know me now! So, you need to study people before you judge them! That is my advice to you!
You keep on sticking your foot in your mouth! Your mouth is full of feet! Think before yapping or yacking! And for God’s sake, start writing more like this post (Coherent, organized and readable)!
But ………………….,
Joe, my friend, you crack my Shiite!
But,
There is a But!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, ……………………….
I love you with or without …………….. your rope!
But I hope you get enough money to go to Hardware store, buy a new rope (industrial thick ones), so you can throw it down this dark well, to save us! You damn cheap Jew! Pay up & buy good ropes to last long!
But until then,
We shall remain in the Dark!
Afterall, Dark is good, we are all, children of the night & allergic to light!
Dear Savior Prophet,
Now, we must apart, thus the ambulance has come to take you away to Archam Asylum for Delusional Prophets! Your condition has gone severe! They are @ the door, open the door & let the medical crew in! Will ya?!
I love you with or without (the rope)
But I hope you get it soon (from Hardware store)
Put it on my Home Depot Charge Card, you cheap-skate!
Loves,
The Dark1