Dear Lori:
You must be kidding me, right?!
I could not let this one go! This one is way too cheesy to let go! I understand that you are trying to be the Great Communicator (Ronald Reagan) here; however, how should I say it? It came out a bit cheesy!
First of, I need to re-announce that I like Peter. He is like my long lost and never found psychopathic younger brother who loved to burn things and kill living creatures of all types! What I like most about Peter are:
* The honesty. Unlike average Persian who refuses to confess that he is a Racist, Germano-feel, Nazi, Homophobe and Aryan Supremacist, our boy Peter here is flat out honest and admits to All!
* I love Peter’s colorful language, especially when he cusses. I love his special blend of profanity. I get an erection when he cusses me out! Legendary terms such as:
Kun Pedar, Dul Pedar, Kun Tanbul, and many other Turkmano-Persian creative terms, specific to Peter! These are special Peterian (Pee-Terrr-i-An) style o illiterate terminology! I love it! No one had ever Fragged the Persian Language more than Arabs, Turks and third in line Peter! We have to give Peter an award!
Peter is also a great author. His first book, was a cheesy copy/paste of material with many spell/grammar errors, which was more like a pamphlet than a book! It was an Anarchist-Marxist-Nazi testimony of an Anti American Imperialist Conspiracy Theorist, named Peter! A clear blend of psychopathic ranting plus insane raving!
Peter’s second book on the other hand has been evolved! At least this one is an actual bits and pieces copy/pasted from various authors and historians including myself. And in between, Peter had spiced it all up with his usual Middle Eastern-Central Asian conspiracy theories, tantrums and assumptions.
You see, it is good to have Peter around. It makes one appreciate his sanity! Peter is a typical Regional Conspiracy Theorist to the max! Go to Iran and you will see them by the thousands!
Peter’s heroes are Genghis Khan the Mongol Savage, Attila The Hun Blood Sucker, Alexander The Grape, Hitler, Saddam and Marshal Tito!
We love Peter and I understand what are you trying to do here ………….. but …. How should I put it?
Ah…….Ahhhhhhhhh yeeeeeee, Ah Eh Ahhhhhhh …..
To compare Peter with me is to compare Jerry Springer with Albert Einstein, and that is way too modest!
To put Peter and I in the same category is to put 50 Cents and Stephen Hawking in the same category!
You see, it really does not mix and match!
I do not know what greatness and mentorship you have seen in Peter, except Peter being one of your Cyber Porn clients, but you are mistaking psychopathic behavior and melancholic tantrums as Great Mentorship!
Peter could not even put a proper Persian sentence together until you taught him so! And for God’s sake, we all know how that went! Imagine the Blind leading the Blind! Between the 2 of you, we need another Ferdowsi to clean up the Shiite yous two had released all over the Persian language!
I understand about my mentorship to you. I taught you the other side to life. I had shown you enlightenment, information and how to achieve greatness. I woke up the passion in you.
But Peter?! Well, between the 2 of yous, they can open a new wing in the Archam Asylum! Conspiracy Theories, Paranoia, Delusions, Rants and Raves, Alcohol and drug effects on the brains, etc……….
Lordy Lordy Lard! Help us please!
The two of yous are perfect typical couple on My Space! Actually My Space was made for people like you two! All the Nut Jobs are there! You two are the share of Iranian Community over there! All Washed Out Has Beens (such as Bahman Nassiri and Bodazey) plus all the confused Teenagers are there.
Just for laughs, fun and Fragging around, I may as well create a site over there!
Darling, Hayedeh is a dead Perian singer! She died in my youth. The person speaking to you over there is not Hayedeh! She is someone who is a fan of Hayedeh! When you post crap like this over here, people read it and laugh at you!
Not everyone over there is really who they pose as and who they use their pictures for their profiles and they are not who they pretend to be! It is a Cyber Meat Market. Same as a Night Club, people pretend they are someone whom they are not!
MySpace is a site made for Teenagers to shoot Shiite, Old immature people who do not act their age to mix in with teenagers so they can relate (sounds familiar?), old perverts to pick up teenage girls, Middle age women in cyber porn to seek clients (sound familiar?) and gays to bang butts! That is all to MySpace!
You know what I mean Jelly Bean?
Have you ever went to Disco and seen that one old guy, dressed in cheesy gay alfit trying to be heap, cool and blend in with the kids? Isn’t he odd? Isn’t he immature? Doesn’t he look stupid? Well, that old guy is in MySpace!
You will see bunch of these Iranian old guys over there mixing with teens!
I belive you need to get back to reality, clear your mind, stop deteriorating, stop booze and drugs and get back to writing. You are absolutely losing it.
This immature behavior of yours is getting old! Act your age please, will ya? And for your God’s sake, bring back Peter to reality, along with yourself!
What are you, an 18 year old seeking fame in MySpace?
BTW,
What does all your lecture have to do with Peter’s Gayshess?
Peter is just being Homophobic and refuses to admit that he is still in the closet! He needs to loosen up and face his Gayshess! Seize the Macho Turkmen front, calling me collaborator with CIA and Reza Pahlavi and bla bla bla ………….
Peter needs to come to an understanding with his self. That is the Gay self! Stop Homophobia and accept self Gayshess!
Viva Las Vegas!
Sign,
Yous Twos Family Doctor
Dr. X