Lori Foroozandeh, Response to your E-mails & Forum PostDear Poo Bear
:
Good to see you in one peace. You still got it. Now I will address your issues, unsolved and solved ones! Let’s roll:
I. What is going on with the brain? Therapy? Under Control? What? You had this issue for a long time!
II. No, that was not me in the casino wherever you were and whoever you seen!
This reminds me of next item,
Review all of your past posts in the Club till you disappeared. If you read carefully, you will notice that every time someone intelligent entered the club or someone challenging to you entered the club, automatically:
A) You assumed that it is me under another ID FAQing with you!
B) You took sides against them
C) You ignored them
As your family Doctor,
Do you require a diagnosis?
Do you know what this is called?
Here are your unsolved issues:
Paranoid Delusional
Melancholic Depression
Schizophrenic
Passive Aggressive
Bipolar
ObsessiveSeriously, you remind me of Hitler! Everywhere he went, he saw the Jews (Die Juden, Die Juden …) or he saw the Traitors ….
You, everywhere you go, in the Club Forum, on the net, in the casino and everywhere else, you see Ahreeman!
Some bozo stalks you online, you assume it is me!
Some psycho bothers you via e-mail, you assume it is me!
Someone argues with you on some forum, you assume it is me!
Someone argues with you in the IPC Club, you assume it is me changing ID!
Someone chases you in the street, you assume it is me!
Someone walks in the casino in another state, you assume it is me!
Someone farts in the movie theatre, sitting behind you, you assume it is me!
Someone naked with his Schlong in his hand runs after you in the dark ally, you surely think it is me!
Get the picture?You are an ill woman who is obsessed with Ahreeman; however, I cannot blame you because I have that effect on many women! Women often see me everywhere! It is beside the fact that “Ahreeman is Everywhere”; however, these women the same as you are obsessed with me!
I also blame myself for some of these paranoid delusions which you suffer, because I have never fulfilled your desires and thirst, so you would not seek me everywhere! Even though one can never get enough of Ahreeman in their lives or inside them or both; yet, I could have “Done You” some good so you would not be so desperate to seek me everywhere (like you seek God)! After all I am the Ancient Persian God of Evil! There is no shame to seek God (Ahreeman) everywhere!
Ahreeman bless you my daughter!
I doubt that you meet me anywhere online or off line because the places I go are a wolrd apart from the places you go!
III. Let me be frank with you. I am between 2 trips. Got back from my latest expedition with a group of researchers and scientists to the Bermuda Triangle and Bahamas and I will be going to a political conference to North Africa and Middle East. I am so busy that I do not have time to take showers or sleep; however, I have managed to spend a full day:
* Updating all your material.
* Changing the format of all your pages to the new IPC design format.
* Change your name from Forouzandeh to Foroozandeh on all your pages.
(Where you changed the pronunciation, God knows for what? And you did not get any traffic from IPC because it is the old pronunciation in IPC!)
Why would I do this?
A) I am updating the site when get time and I have been neglecting you due to lack of time. It was your turn to get updated.)
B) Of course because I care for you. We know each other for decades!
C) I wanted to do this before I disappear for a long time.
So I do this for you and what do you say? Again you see Ahreemans everywhere, little Ahreemans everywhere and even Transgender Ahreemans everywhere!
How many times have I told you to seek professional help?
No Poo Bear, the little blonde is not me!
No Poo Bear, the old fart is not me either!
No Poo Bear, The middle age woman is not me either!
No Poo Bear, the bald man is not me either!
For God’s sake, seek professional help!
BTW, I do not “Do Transgender Mode” but I “Do Transgenders” some good!
However, the online psycho Turkmen Transvestite which you supported and held dear to your heart was exposed wide open by the Blonde. Call her aggressive, out of line and crazy but she is a good investigative reporter. She handed me a file full of the Psycho Turkmen pictures in the shower, naked with the bra! Now that is Transvestite in heat! Imagine these are types of people who you used to hang around on the net! Of course you were not the only woman he stalked on the net! He used to send his naked pictures in bra, to many women which they e-mailed me and complained about him to me! I am like why me? Am I his mother or older brother? Why are these women complaining about him to me?
Not to worry, he is too insignificant but just for laughter and humor, in the future, I may publish his naked photos in bra and in shower, given to me by the blonde!
Peter Khan Zenderan is one of the greatest psychos which you have ever met online! He is a legend in his own mind! Thank God for Social Network, these people now have a Virtual life!
Also,
Shahrzad reminds me of you a little bit! Feisty, crazy, aggressive, willful and knowledge seeking, sounds familiar? Kind of like a younger version of you!
IV. Dear you have a history of trolling online and passing yourself as other characters to play games, cause controversy, arguments and commotions! Just because you behave this way, it does not mean that I do! Besides, who has time?
Between politics of Iran, politics of America, work, IPC and private life, there is no time left to pose as other characters online and post Kos O She’r! This reminds me:
Please stop your conspiracy theories and writing “Kos O She’r” (Pussy Poetry), because you are getting too old for that!
V. I basically updated all your material for another reason too!
This is the second time that I am pushing you to write again. I do understand that you went through hell and more, also medical issues, also too much drugs when you were young, also naturally mental and crazy, also ….. However, you can’t be like “The Knacks” one hit wonder “My Sharona”! There’s more gold in them tha hills! I am not ready to archive you as the old washed up authors of IPC! Back then, I told you to write again and I am telling you to write again now! Maybe in the future. Think about it.
VI. The same as you, I also have tons of injuries and medical problems (Football, Martial Arts, Bike Riding, etc.), but some of us have way too many responsibilities towards the Cause and the Personal Life, to just say the hell with it all and fade away and vanish out of the picture for a decade!
I cannot just disappear! Because:
I. I publish the largest Iranian Website in the world.
II. I have a duty to the Iranian Opposition
III. I have a duty to American Patriots
IV. I have a duty to Persian Young Intellectuals and Global Trouble Makers
V. I have a duty to National Populist TrumpistsSo not that I cannot disappear and live a quiet life, but more and more, I gain more responsibilities and add more chores to my already busy life!
For instance, now I am involved with the National Populist Movement, setting much time for the movement and Trump. FAQ GOP Establishment and FAQ Liberals both, I only care about Trump. BTW, are you going to the rally tonight in Ohio?
BTW, I was surprised for you to be a Trumpist now! You were such a hardcore liberal! But then again, you were always a rebel and it all makes sense to be pro Trump now!
Also I am involved with scientific expeditions to Triangle. Put these together with the Iranian Opposition Business, Running IPC, and work, then you will comprehend that why I do not have time to shower and sleep!
That is why I do not have the luxury of disappearing from the world and living a beautiful private life like you do!
VII. I am glad that finally your 5th marriage is working! For a moment I thought that you are challenging Elizabeth Taylor! Good for you buddy. Hope everything will be fine.
VIII. I do not update your personal information on your book. That is your job. I publish it the way you last handed it to me. And I remember that you were a pain in the butt! Do you recall how many times you changed the material and added and deducted?
You the same as many other IPC authors are very finicky and perfectionist (like me), yet you assume that I am working for yous (Jersey accent) and I am your secretary! So you keep on changing things!
This is why now, I ignore many never ending changes to books and articles which our beloved IPC authors demand! I do it the way I do it and if they do not like it, then it is Tough Titties!
IX. Does John have a Deer?!
X. It was great talking to you, wish you the best and hope you will be wealthy, healthy and gitty!
Loves and Whips and Handcuffs and ….
Oh sorry, I mean
Loves and Kisses and Cream!
Who loves you baby?
Ahreeman Indeed!
Who Else?
AX