Iranian Erection (Election) Results!
News and Commentary
Folks:
People insist for me to release my take on the election! They ask me:
People: Ahreeman would you give us your bits o wisdom on the elections?
X: OK Ok you asked for it and now you will get it!
Ready? Let’s roll …
Same as 2005, “Sepah Pasdaran” AKA IRGC (Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps) has won the Erection (Election) and Selected (Elected) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as their spokesman (the President). Ahmadinejad had won with a Landslide Victory of % 63 of the vote. His opponent Reformist Mousavi had won % 32 of the vote. 32 Million Iranians out of 46 million eligible voters had Voted in the elections.
Imam had announced proudly the results of the “Islamic Erection” (Election) where only Islamic Fundamentalist, Moderate and Reformist Parties are allowed to participate. After all, Imam and the Ayatollahs lead the country, decide foreign policy and make military decisions. President only screws up the budget!
Iranian president is like “Nokhodi” (a useless child in a child play, granted to play only for play’s sake, so he assumes that he is also participating!) very similar to the useless and powerless Euro-Pee-On Monarchs! President of Iran is more like a ceremonial position or a Designer Decorative Dildo!
Let me see, how else can I elaborate on the true purpose of the Iranian President? Hmmmm! Ok, let me put it this way:
Iranian president is like a “Jerk Off Position” kind o like “Shahanshah of Iran in Exile, Reza Shah-e Dovom, Shaf and Shaf of Miran, Reza Pahlavi II.
Basically everyone Jerk Offs on the Iranian President and gives him a Bukake the same as everyone in opposition jerk offs on Reza Pahlavi’s face and gives him a milk shower! Get it? Well I am glad that I could facilitate and do the job of a dictionary for yous!
So another Islamic Erection is over and the Selected President of IRI will run his 2nd term. It is very hard for me to believe that some of the Iranian youth in inxile actually get over emotional and assume that this cheesy game is a real election! They cry for Mousavi’s loss and they treat this game as a real election!
But most people know that this is just a game which happens every 4 years just to occupy the Iranian youth for a while. Iranian Election the same as Iranian Premier Soccer League is a great time occupier for the bored Iranian Youth.
On the bright side, many Iranian youth had rushed the streets and protested the existence of IRI while shouting: Death to Dictatorship. This means Iranians are still alive and they detest the Islamic Regime!
In Iran, elections will not change anything but regime change will change everything!
Islamic Republic of Iran must be overthrown and be replaced with a Democratic Federal Republic of Iran for freedom to be spread around Iran.
Yes, Sepah Pasdaran (IRGC) has won yet another Iranian Election the same as they won the last election:
Inside Iran’s IRGC: Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps
Iranian Elections or IRGC Revolutionary Guards’ Coup?
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/movement/IRGC/index.htm
News
PTV
http://www.presstv.ir/election2009/detail.aspx?id=98016
BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8098896.stm
Times
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w ... 458557.ece
Election Photos
RFE
http://www.rferl.org/content/Irans_Elec ... 53584.html
MEHR 1, 2
http://www.mehrnews.com/fa/newsdetail.a ... sID=895730
http://www.mehrnews.com/fa/newsdetail.a ... sID=895731
Fars 1, 2
http://www1.farsnews.com/imgrep.php?nn=8803231241
http://www1.farsnews.com/imgrep.php?nn=8803230515
Another IRI Year, Another Sham Election!
Allah is Passionate!
Everybody sing together …
It’s Show business, like no business like show business like show ….
There’s no business like Religion business like Theocratic business like show business like show ..
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