Massoumeh Ebtekar Penguin Show
Ahreeman X
May 5, 2009

There’s no business like show business like no …

It is Massoumeh Ebtekar's Islamist Reformist Show!

… and here’s Massoumeh …

Ebtekar’s Family Crest

L. Massoumeh Ebtekar aka Machine Gun Mary, a young adolescent hostage taker 1979
R. Massoumeh Ebtekar, the mature FemiTazi Shiite Heroine of Islamist Reforms 2009

L. Little Massoumeh in Philadelphia, the little scholar student penguin!
R. Big Massoumeh in Tehran, the big scholar Vice President penguin!

A Career Full O Shiite!
Hostage Taker
Vice President
Environmentalist
Islamist Reformist Heroine
Allah is Generous and Passionate!

Massoumeh Ebtekar’s Master-Piss:
Takeover in Tehran: The Inside Story of the 1979 US Embassy Capture
Narrated by the beautiful voice of the Machine Gun Mary herself!

L. Flag Waving penguinette Massoumeh!
R. Denying penguin hen Massoumeh:
I, the ex vice president of IRI and the present prominent Shiite reformist environmentalist heroine hereby absolutely deny these rumors. These gossips are filthy lies made in Tel Aviv! I have never been a member of the Zionist Youth Penguins! I have always been a Halaal Muslimette Penguin! Praise be upon Allah! I am a prominent Shiite. I was nominated and honored as Shiite of the Season:

Massoumeh Ebtekar AKA Machine Gun Marry

And now for something totally different, here is a rare family picture presenting the:
Ebtekar Family vacationing in Zagros Mountains, North West Iran!

L. Big Massoumeh: Allah O Akbar, see how young and plump I was! Glory days indeed!
R. Little Massoumeh: You age like wine and still are a juicy Muslimette, praise be upon Allah!

Don’t look at me left left … I’m not a FemiTazi Penguin, I’m only a puppet!
Allah damit, stop giving me the dirty look! I didn't take any hostages, I'm just an innocent puppet!
I swear to you, I have no idea why I am in this sketch!
It must be the work of that infidel Ahreeman! May Allah condemn him to the depths of Hell!

“Massoumeh Ebtekar is running for president!” (Media)
Inquiring Penguin: Well hot damn! It is about time for us to have some representation in Tehran!

Sisters of Zeynab: Let’s do The Wave for Massoumeh:
Hip Hip, Hura … Hip Hip Hura

… and now it’s time to say goodbye. Hopefully Reformists will win the elections and this turn, we will ride the Iranians for another 2 terms, total of 8 years! Allah is generous. Praise be upon Allah! Goodnight everyone and sleep tight. Make sure not to wake up because Allah, Islam and Imam are awake. No need for you to wake up from your beauty sleep!

The Show must go on ...

Goodnight sweetheart goodnight tonight …

Lala Lala … goodnight sweetheart … Lala Lala

Massoumeh Ebtekar AKA Machine Gun Marry
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