Why am I a Conservative?
This is a good one:
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From: Ahreeman X
To: Maziar Aptin
Maziar Jan:
Your PDF version of memoir is a chaos. How about if you send me the text in MS word separate and the photos separate. I have your new PDF format, so I know which photo goes where. I will reorganize, reformat and publish it in few parts as few web pages. In this manner it will be an organized book.
The way you sent it, some text is landed on top of some photos, font sizes are screwed up like different size lobsters crawling, in other words the complete format is a tragedy and unappetizing to the reader. But then again what can one expect from an old liberal (I kill myself)!
Of course I have to do some work to make it look good and appetizing for the readers.
Get back to me
Cheers
AX
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From: Maziar Aptin <
sepeedjamegan@gmail.com >
To: IPC Founder <
IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Mon, Sep 19, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Subject: Memoirs
Important: mainly because of your interaction with messages in the conversation.
Are you serious? It must have scrambled in transit. Why is it my fault that the mail service screwed it up? Is there any other way that it could be sent without being scrambled that we "No tech people should know"?
Okay I will send you in non PDF. Let me know if it came alright.
By the way; I thank you for telling me this. As a token of my appreciation I would like to send you a promotional T-shirt. I hope you don't mind; I do not have the one for 2012 election I must send you the one I have from 2009. Obama's picture is right over the chess area.
Love you baby
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From: Ahreeman X
To: Maziar Aptin
Maziar Jan:
I. About Memoirs
Your MS Word version is worst. I don’t know is it you or Gmail. Of course I can read between the lines and find the photos from around the net but it will take more work. Do you have the Text Only version? Another problem which I have noticed with your latest Word Documents is that you do not have the typical 1” space on top and bottom of each page. This lack of header and footer makes the complete essay to break up. I don’t know if you have accidentally done something to your MS Word setting (Antique 97 version) which contributed to this disaster?!
Anyhow, if you have the text version only, then send it and if not, I’ll work on it. Of course later on you should go over the published version to make sure nothing was cut. For God’s sake, in the future do not try to create books on PDF and Word, spare people’s eyes! Just send the text and photos separately (name photos by numbers starting from 01 and then a name) and in your text, just write what photo goes where, example:
Text
.
Photo 01 name
Text
II. About Brainstorming Forum for Future Iranian Government
You are such a hypocrite. If you really care about this subject then create a forum post in PC forum. The website is here and the forum is here. I am sure that the Iranian global net community and website owners were all awaiting you to come up with this offer! We even had this debate before in IPC forum and the topic is there.
III. About T-Shirt
Do not send me the face of Obama or his wife on anything because the American Liberal Biased Media (State Run Media or as Sarah calls them “Lame Stream Media”) has Obama’s face on all channels, papers and magazines 24 – 7. The problem is that Obama’s face works as laxative for me and one look at Chocolate Boy’s Face, gives me the Runs! Now do you want me to get hemorrhoids due to over active rectum?
Now was that too politically Incorrect for you liberals? I know you love your political correctness!
Adios Lib
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From: Maziar Aptin <
sepeedjamegan@gmail.com >
To: IPC Founder <
IPC.Founder@gmail.com >
Date: Mon, Sep 19, 2011 at 10:33 PM
Subject: Memoirs
Important: mainly because of your interaction with messages in the conversation.
It must be the gmail. This is the first time that I put pictures in my writing. I sent this to a Shah parast. He did not say anything about pictures being scrambled but he was too furious that why I wrote this memoir about Shah. Maybe he was too angry to notice the scrambled pictures. I emailed my son to see if his was scrambled or not. I am waiting for his answer. Maybe it is you! Okay that was a joke.
By the way this angry Shah parast who was a Sargent in the Air Force accused me of being a communist writing things against Shah which reminded me of back home and for a second I felt a chill like I was still there. I forwarded all our correspondents to you to realize what kind of atmosphere these types of people were creating for the rest of us
I will make a copy and pull all the pictures out and will send the text to you then you can put the pictures and the underwriting back. How is that?
About the brainstorming. I did not send to anyone else yet. So you think it is not original and my suggestion stinks! Okay I will shelf it. Thank you for telling me.
You really love Serra, don't you! I like her too but only for one night.
You said on your website that you are against monarchy. But I think that your mind and logic is against but your heart and emotion is for. If you may noticed; all monarchists in the US are republican, so are you. They call him Allahazrat, so do you. They say he did lots of good for the country, so do you but in a lesser degree. The reason that you monarchists are republican is; British approached Truman to over through Mossadegh, he refused. British waited until Eisenhower became president and he went along. You monarchists hate Democrats because Truman did not do what Ike did, then it was Carter who kicked Shah out. So that is understandable. Think about it. Deep in your heart you are Shahist. But I forgive you my child.
Maziar
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From: Ahreeman X
To: Maziar Aptin
Maziar Jan:
I. I just edited your memoirs. Now I must search for good quality pictures. Yes, the format of your MS Word lacks header and footer (in your memoirs and Brainstorming which are the last 2 essays you wrote). This means you did something to the page layout format in your MS word, and No I am not imagining it, surely you screwed something up and now it is as default. Of Course gmail also contributes to it due to incompatibility with the new Internet Explorer Browser 9.0 which I have. I copy pasted all on a new MS Word Doc with normal settings and then edited it. Not to worry, Ahreeman fixed everything. It took a while but Ahreeman fixed all, thus Ahreeman is a God!
Can I ask you to from now on stop using “aa” and settle with just “a” in Persian words? “a” is known to be “aa” in certain places (public knows that). By writing “aa” you are contradicting many Persian names which are known around the net as written with just “a”. In other words the names of people are written a certain way around the net and in the dictionaries, but you write them different. By doing so, when a net surfer searches the net for a character, he will never see your article, because you write the name of people differently. I know you are trying to clarify the pronunciations but maybe you want to follow this rule:
Persian Latin Alphabet
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/library/per ... /index.htm
Don’t worry about “ a ” or “ aa ” or “ a’ ” because they are all understood. Just write “a”.
We are trying to unify the writing and not confusing the people more and more than what they already are.
Same goes for
Abu Moslem
Mossadeq
Tudeh Party
Yaqub Leis Saffarid
Khatam
Etc.
So stop your “aa” and “oo” and “gh” and etc.
aa = a
oo = u
gh = q
etc.
Names of the dynasties are also better written as the Latin version (for unity), so they can be easily found on the net and avoid confusion:
Iran Dynasties and Monarchs of 8000 Years
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/history/ira ... /index.htm
I always try to unify words on the net and not write various versions of the same word. This unification eases the search for the reader and makes the writer’s work popular. Unfortunately most Iranian websites and web authors do not know how Internet works but I do.
Above suggestions are for your own good, so more people can find and read your books and article.
II. About the Sergeant, I think I know who you are talking about. He is out of it. Don’t you just love teasing the monarchists? It is so much fun! They are the Jurassic dinosaurs of the past who can neither adapt to the present and future nor can they travel back to the good old times! They are truly suffering and every time we speak of the truth, we are in fact pouring more salt on their wounds and make them suffer more! I love teasing monarchists for 2 reasons:
a. I am a sadist.
b. Maybe I can finally whack some of these guys behind the neck and drag them back to reality from the fantasy which they have been living in for over 33 years.
III. About the brainstorming, I do not mean that it is a bad idea but I am saying that primarily we need to free Iran and unlike your statement (Iran will soon be free), it will never happen nowhere near soon unless:
a. A Bloody Revolution, which is doubtful via the Silent Majority (I doubt it with Kun-e Goshad-e Iranians)
b. US Invasion / Liberation which is again doubtful with Hussein Obama’s appeasement policies.
So we got a long way to go to Brainstorm about economical ways to make the future Iranian government prosperous. Besides, it has been done before around the net and in IPC forum. But if you insist, I’ll post it in the club.
IV. About Monarchy and GOP I will add it to the debate (our long debate to be published in the future) and reply to you there but for now settle for this:
Let me throw it right back at you,
To call me a Monarchist in heart because Monarchists are also GOP
is the same as
I call you a Monarchist in heart because Liberals seek Big Government and Shah also had a Big Government.
In fact all Liberal Socialists, Monarchists, Marxists, Islamists, Nazis, Fascists and Euro-Pee-On Socialists seek Big Government, so should we call all of them alike?
On the other hand, us Conservatives seek small government, less government and more individualism,
So in a nutshell,
Difference between Monarchists and Me:
Monarchists are GOP because they kiss GOP’s ass to return the Monarchy to Iran.
Ex: Reza Pahlavi
I am GOP because I am an American Patriot.
I believe in:
Fiscal Conservatism, Small Government, Limited Power for Government, Free Markets, American Exceptionalism, Strong Military, Moral Values, Gun Rights and 2nd Amendment, 1st Amendment, and Freedom and Federalism American Style.
I am as American as Apple Pie.
On the contrary today’s Democratic Party has changed from Party of Roosevelt, Kennedy and Clinton to a Radical Socialist Party. Today’s Democratic Party is very close to Marxism.
Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Hussein Obama, Howard Dean, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, “Nancy Old Pussy” and “Harry Ridemun” are not exactly your old time Democrats. They are directing this glorious nation to become a Euro-Pee-On nation while at the same time Socialism has failed in Europe and has become a showcase piece in the museum of Bad Ideas which has never quite came out right in practice!
As a Capitalist, Gun Loving, Moral Patriot, I rather eat Shiite and Die rather than align myself with Liberals.
After all, I can never be a Liberal, because I work for living!
You see, I’m not on Welfare, Healthcare, Social Security, Housing, Food Stamps, Dick Care or any other handout from Government to become a dependant Democratic Voter!
Us GOP Patriots work for living and buy our own way. We want no part of government in our lives.
This is why I am a true American Patriot and proud GOP member and a Tea Party Organizer.
And this is why Iranian American Democrats are only self serving opportunists, just looking to get something for nothing from the government. They are neither American Patriots nor Iranian Nationalists.
Iranian American Democrats are Leeches of the Society. This is why all IRI Agents, Lobbyists, Media and Free Loaders are all Liberal Democrats.
Of course there are always good folk which happen to be Democrats due to uninformity (like yourself). The politically uninformed and brainwashed by American Media are All Democrats (like you).
In today’s America the divide is too big and Conservatives and Liberals are a world apart. There is no way that we can compromise on anything. The only time that I would like to reach across the aisle is to grab a liberal’s neck and choke the hell out of him!
As a matter of fact Tea Party wants to cleanup GOP, then Democratic Party and then DC and America. It’s either this or a Revolution.
It all comes down to this:
If I wanted to live under Socialism, I would go to Europe, pay high taxes, ruled by government and look for handouts.
If I wanted to live under Islam, I would go to Middle East and live under religion of peace.
I came here to live free and allowed the opportunity to create my own wealth but unfortunately Bull Shiite (Hussein Obama) with his Marxist Islamist Ideas followed me here.
Do or Die in 2012. We will change America back to America or else we have to move out of America.
For those wanting Socialism, they can always get out and move to Europe.
This is why I am a Fiscal Conservative, Reagan Conservative, Tea Party Patriot and a GOP Member.
We worship America and what it stands for.
Liberals don’t!
Adios Old Lib